i guess i should give an explanation since everyone else has
the continued existence of twitter: i don't think this can be argued. it's actually now reached a point where people's facebook status updates begin with @(twitter name) and some kind of ****. ****ing narcissists
the texture of guacamole: i don't know what it is about this, but it just sickens me. the plain sight of guacamole is enough to make me nauseous
kittens: cats in general are just annoying creatures. they hate people but they cry and whine whenever they're lonely and you go up to them so they stop and they slash and bite
jt the brick: i don't wish death on people but i'd settle for him going mute
boston sports fans: give them failure and they'll whine and sulk and make sure everyone knows how unlucky they are. give them success and they'll puff out their chest and whine and sulk how nobody's in their league. **** all of them. obnoxious clowns.
dennis quaid: i have yet to see a dennis quaid movie i've liked and all of them were because of dennis quaid
kate gosselin: i have never heard of jon and kate + 8. and yet this parasite managed to weasel her way to the front page of every major news outlet and publication for the better part of the year. now i know jon and kate + 8 is a show on TLC. that's more than i wanted to know
brett favre---> ESPN: **** brett favre. and **** ESPN for catering to his attention whoring.
kevin millar: kevin millar is like freddy mitchell. for those who don't remember freddy mitchell, he's a nobody wideout who played for the eagles the year they went to the super bowl and had a fluke ass touchdown in the NFC title game. then the entire super bowl week was about him and his inability to shut up. kevin millar sucks at baseball yet is the most vocal part of any team he plays for. go away.
that reminds me: **** curt schilling. that man has an opinion on everything and he's always wrong
joe morgan: terrible
everyone who has ever been a part of monday night football since al michaels (except gruden): they all suck
mike patrick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9NlW...eature=related
boondock saints: seriously, most overrated movie ever made. freshman year of college it was out on dvd, i'd never heard of it, yet everyone else had, and they swore by it. "greatest movie ever" they told me. not only was it not the greatest movie ever, not only was it not a good movie, that movie ****ing sucked. terrible acting, that rocco guy was just annoying as hell, and willem dafoe screaming out "there was a firefight" stands out in my mind as the most tilt-inducing bit of cinema i've ever witnessed. bad bad bad movie
people who think boondock saints was genius: you're all idiots
boondock saints 2: why?
people who will not stop talking to me about boondock saints 2: shut up
american dad: all the credit in the world to seth mcfarlane getting a quarter billion a year from fox or whatever ridiculous number it is for his non-simpsons monopoly on animation on fox, but this show just isn't funny at all