I just looked up "emo jeans" on google.

the continued existence of twitter

the texture of guacamole

kittens

jt the brick

boston sports fans

dennis quaid

kate gosselin

brett favre---> ESPN

kevin millar

joe morgan

everyone who has ever been a part of monday night football since al michaels (except gruden)

mike patrick

boondock saints

people who think boondock saints was genius

boondock saints 2

people who will not stop talking to me about boondock saints 2

american dad

bono

nickelback

Re: MicroRoberto.

I haven't told anyone about any money I've made from poker in the past 2 years. In 07 when I won a pretty legit amount playing tournys I'd always tell my friends and go out to celebrate, but that's it. I have never randomly bragged to anyone about winning money playing poker and never even tell people that I play when asked what I do for work. I just say investment type stuff.

I guess what people have heard in the past is enough to go with and randomly gossip about though.

Another one: The fact that people actually get addicted to perscription pain killers like Vicodin. I took it everyday for 2+ weeks. When the pain went away, I stopped. I felt not 1 single urge to take another pill for anything other then pain. IDK if 2 weeks is enough to get people "addicted lol" though.

There's a fella with some 'rangs I want you to meet. You guys could hang or something.

The anger when people get things they don't deserve.

LOL

i guess i should give an explanation since everyone else has

the continued existence of twitter: i don't think this can be argued. it's actually now reached a point where people's facebook status updates begin with @(twitter name) and some kind of ****. ****ing narcissists

the texture of guacamole: i don't know what it is about this, but it just sickens me. the plain sight of guacamole is enough to make me nauseous

kittens: cats in general are just annoying creatures. they hate people but they cry and whine whenever they're lonely and you go up to them so they stop and they slash and bite

jt the brick: i don't wish death on people but i'd settle for him going mute

boston sports fans: give them failure and they'll whine and sulk and make sure everyone knows how unlucky they are. give them success and they'll puff out their chest and whine and sulk how nobody's in their league. **** all of them. obnoxious clowns.

dennis quaid: i have yet to see a dennis quaid movie i've liked and all of them were because of dennis quaid

kate gosselin: i have never heard of jon and kate + 8. and yet this parasite managed to weasel her way to the front page of every major news outlet and publication for the better part of the year. now i know jon and kate + 8 is a show on TLC. that's more than i wanted to know

brett favre---> ESPN: **** brett favre. and **** ESPN for catering to his attention whoring.

kevin millar: kevin millar is like freddy mitchell. for those who don't remember freddy mitchell, he's a nobody wideout who played for the eagles the year they went to the super bowl and had a fluke ass touchdown in the NFC title game. then the entire super bowl week was about him and his inability to shut up. kevin millar sucks at baseball yet is the most vocal part of any team he plays for. go away.

that reminds me: **** curt schilling. that man has an opinion on everything and he's always wrong

joe morgan: terrible

everyone who has ever been a part of monday night football since al michaels (except gruden): they all suck

mike patrick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9NlW...eature=related

boondock saints: seriously, most overrated movie ever made. freshman year of college it was out on dvd, i'd never heard of it, yet everyone else had, and they swore by it. "greatest movie ever" they told me. not only was it not the greatest movie ever, not only was it not a good movie, that movie ****ing sucked. terrible acting, that rocco guy was just annoying as hell, and willem dafoe screaming out "there was a firefight" stands out in my mind as the most tilt-inducing bit of cinema i've ever witnessed. bad bad bad movie

people who think boondock saints was genius: you're all idiots

boondock saints 2: why?

people who will not stop talking to me about boondock saints 2: shut up

american dad: all the credit in the world to seth mcfarlane getting a quarter billion a year from fox or whatever ridiculous number it is for his non-simpsons monopoly on animation on fox, but this show just isn't funny at all

bono

nickelback: awful

When someone is really enthusiastic about doing something that I've done before. For example an msn name - 24 days till Vegas *so excited. First thing I think is stfu, nobody cares and it doesn't call for that level of enthusiasm anyway.

Brett Favre is a pretty bad answer because coverage of him absolutely should be pissing you off.

I like this thread.

It's like a tryout for Dids' new gang.

yes i think 10 or more items ITT gets you a contract offer

The fact that I won't be able to marry Natalie Portman.

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so this

What kind of outfit would Dids' gang wear?

I'm thinking sleeveless denim jackets with some type of cool saying on the back. Maybe randoms inside a circle with a line through it. Or a rang through it.

IRM actually has a very solid list imo with this standout glaring exception:

which makes me think that he's eligible for police surveillance.

Well, you have random dudes at the Wendy's drive-thru asking you about it which isn't something that happens to most players. So it seems you went a bit overboard in blabbing about it.

When I get asked about it I think I kind of imply in my tone that I don't want it spread around all over the place.

Guy doesn't like kittens man.

Plus it seems like his list is just based on what cool people on the internet don't like. Except for the kittens.

Generallly speaking, I think a lot of these don't meet the qualifier of "things that shouldn't piss you off."

People that use phrases like "generally speaking" with no real purpose other than just to fill space.

Microbob throwing it off the backboard for the slam.

i take offense to franchise's assumption and i have gone onto the popular internet website maddox.mission.com. on an unrelated note i am updating my list

quantum of solace: it is a ****pile

"no pun intended": nobody cares

the iphone: it's a piece of **** and so is your face

9/11 conspiracy: there is no conspiracy theory you morons

mac users: one thing pc users can do that mac users can't: shut the **** up

idaho: it blows

blog: if that word was a group of people, i would embrace its genocide

star wars episode 3: a steaming pile of sith

cameron diaz: i hate cameron diaz

orbitz

impressionable idiots who watched the movie "sideways"

ben stiller

websense: if you work for websense, you aren't reading this

i, robot: a 2 hour advertisement

people who think they're dave chappelle: you're not dave chappelle and you're not funny

bill o'reilly: a big blubbering vagina

garfield: sucks

the matrix: revolutions: boring and ****ty

238,324,344 people think my hate list is correct

I mean don't take it too negatively. I'm just saying that a lot of it was pretty standard that's all.

My own gif album betrays me.