People who treat fast food restaurants like it's fine dining. You're at ****ing McDonald's. No need to be overly specific about how you want your big mac prepared.

just for the record, and i didn't read any other posts, this is coming from a guy that live-blogged his child's birth on 2p2.

found this thing that shouldn't piss you off but did extremely ironic.

1. REALLY bad laugh tracks......sometimes I can't watch a TV show if it's poorly used.

The next few were realized while I attended a funeral this weekend:

2. I'll be the first to admit that I'm a t-shirt and jeans kind of guy, BUT I also realize the importance of dressing appropriately when called for....

If you are attending a function in which it's usually "correct" to dress up a little, DO IT, it's not that hard! My friend's grandmother passed away and at her funeral lets see....my friend's uncle was wearing sneakers, my friend's younger brother (Senior in college) was wearing VERY casual clothing, as if he's going to hang out at his friend's house rather than attend a funeral. COME ON....your grandmother passed away show some respect! And my friend's neighbor, where he grew up who was very close with the family, he's in college as well and came to the funeral looking all disheveled...jeans, sneakers, and a wrinkled button down shirt. $hit like that really gets me for some reason.

3. Inappropriate times to use a cell phone. This is probably common for many but nothing like sitting in the church, listening to the priest speak, and having the guy in the back actually have a conversation during the ceremony! It went something like this, "Hey what's up?" "I'm at a funeral you'll have to speak up!" he uttered a few more words before he looked up and saw the entire church starting at him to which he got up and walked out the back.

4. People using fake D-rings, climbing hooks, as key chains. The guy in front of me, he's all dressed up and what not (shirt, tie, dress pants) and hanging from his belt loop is his key chain. I just wanted to grab it and yank it off...

OK, I'm all done. Other than that I'm an easy going guy, I promise!

Seems to me like the first three things you listed are things that SHOULD piss you off. 1 and 3 more so than 2, I guess.

people, sometimes.

Guys who try to chat with you at the urinal.

When ppl say "this is my bar" when they are losers that just hang there a lot. This tilts me to no end.

Haha, reminds me of a guy who I worked with before he retired. He was notorius for being a bathroom talker and it didn't matter if it was a urinal or stall. I would cringe whenever I saw him walk in before me.

I have this odd pet peeve where I get annoyed when people do things inefficiently, even if it's something that doesn't affect me at all. It's especially true when it's a situation where most people would be trying to do whatever in an efficient manner. I can't think of any good examples off the top of my head, though. All of the ones that come to mind involve video games (farming for gold/achievements/etc). In most of those cases, it doesn't even make sense that I should care whether or not they do it quickly or slowly, yet it still bothers me for some reason.

when someone thanks me by saying "thank you much"

People who act friendly at casinos.

Again, things that piss you off, but shouldn't.. not just pet peeves that piss everyone off and should.


Pony tails on dudes

90% of fb behavior

People who don't drink

hippies

big trucks

guys that drive big trucks

people who don't like golf

anyone that's not as miserable as i am.

beer snobs

hyphenated names

new moms

people who get their whole identity through their Harley

'alot'

news stories about ******ed mundane ****. WHY IS THAT NEWS goddamnit

Any and all variants of the word 'douchebag'. Not sure why, it just angers me, that and the limey term 'plonker'!

American versions of established UK/Irl show- 'cept the office... both are ****.

People who pause or fluster when shown kindness and manners. Example; I was waiting at a till yesturday with a basket full of stuff. Little auld bat lady behind me with simply the paper, obvious move: "well you have got that one item and i've all this **** - you can go ahead" Simple enough right? NO! She stopped, asked was I okay, made mention that nobody offers anymore and then shuffle to and fro as if she was jumping out of a plane. After nearly a minute of this nonsense, I kindly informed the woman that I'd retracted my offer for her indecisive behavior and that at her age, the little remaining time she has could be better spent.

Anyone who uses their phone whilst paying at a till. This makes my blood boil - both as a customer when im stuck behind these ****s and when i was a cashier. Use your phone or pay for things and **** OFF. Not both!

I'm calling bull**** but why would your fantasy persona be Dwight Schrute?

I'd like to +1 beer snobs and laugh tracks

People who say "Please and thank you".

this guy

tipping

People (especially men) that roll their suitcases down the aisle in airplanes. Just carry it the 20 feet you lazy ****s, christ.

People that try to act thuggish ,and do the thug walk ,even when no one is around ,and still holds u up ,cause they think they thug,pisses me off ,ffs walk at a normal pace we get ur trying too look like 2pac ,just don't hold the rest of us back

Clear insecurity. He's nervous around girls and trying to play it off by pointing lame and dull humour in your direction. That or he's just an *******

People on the internet who convince themselves that post count is positively correlated with IQ.

People that call orange things 'red' and call red things as 'orange.'