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Originally Posted by Cotton Hill
People who play this stupid little one-upshmanship when it comes to declaring which place has the best food. Always happens with groups at lunch. Doesn't matter if it's burgers or pizza or BBQ the conversation template is exactly the same.
Person A: "The wings here are really good."
Person B: "They're ok, but you should try the wings at Joe's, those are awesome."
Person C: "Yeah they are good but Freddy's, those are best wings in town."
Person D: "You've never tried Mac's have you? You have to try Macs, those are the best."
EVERYONE PLEASE DIE.
I think this is a good one but in other ways it should sort of piss you off. It's really infected #WhitePeople "culture" in a way that makes it impossible to just enjoy a meal (or beer) with people. The beer turds are the worst. God. I get it, I enjoy weird high-end coffee, but if someone wants to meet at starbucks I don't get into a weird thing with them. Just have a coffee. You can enjoy beer and still drink a miller lite every once in a while. Stop turning everything into a ****ing battle.