That the Main Event coverage insists upon saying the Amazon Room is the Brasilia Room and vice versa. That being said I haven't been to the Rio this year, and I suppose it's possible that they adjusted the lighting in both rooms to make them look the way the other has the last 10+ years, so I don't know! I just don't know why would keep making that mistake every day on the coverage.

My mind is seriously blown that people do not find the dickthroughzipper method uncomfortable.

Mainly because we don't wear pants like this

Sounds like there's a lot of risk of pee on your shirt that way.

I have underwear with and without flies, and pants of varying fly access. When I get the chance to take a piss I have no desire to calculate what I'm wearing and adjust my dick flopping accordingly so I go with the lowest common denominator of unbuckle, unzip, over the top and enjoy a mindless few moments. Or if the stall is occupied concentrate on whether they are ****ting or pissing.

On a semi serious note, as much as is warranted, the fact that anyone notices how I use or do not use my fly honestly never occurred to me before. I am starting to understand the performance anxiety I have heard about now.

That said, I do notice and don't approve of the people who pull their pants and underwear below their ass at the urnial the handful of times I have seen it done.

In the end its a no brainer because I haven't worn fly compatible underwear in years but I can't say I never tried it.

Mothers who talk IN A VERY LOUD AND PATRONISING tone to their kids in shops etc., trying to draw attention to themselves.

Have never once tried it even just to see what it's like.

In my 39 years on this earth, I've never seen a pair of pants with a fly - that is, jeans, dress pants of all kinds, khakis, etc. that even the world's largest megadong would not fit through.

Also, your penis at no point scrapes against or even comes in contact with the zipper, though even if it did it isn't like the sides of a zipper track are razor sharp or anything.

It's simply shocking that people want to unbuckle, unzip and lower, pull tucked in shirt out of the way, have your balls do a chin-up on the waistband of your drawers, etc. rather than just unzip and use two fingers to part the fly of of your underwear. Its GODDAMNED UNFATHOMABLE.

Ok, I'm done now. Proven perfect for this thread apparently.

Yeah this is either a circumcision gone horribly wrong or an irrational fear of a zip.

I utilize both methods on occasion. I do find that the "through the fly" method does often result in a bit more impediment of flow on occasion which increases the chances of an extra drop or two hitting the pants upon completion. So I never go through fly wearing khaki pants ha.

guys who put their hand on their hip or the wall while pissing at the urinal

That ESPN is trying to make basketball a year-round sport.

"clever" dialogue exposition in TV/film

Agree.

Several years ago I got roped into watching some Gilmore Girls, and everything out of the mouth of the mom and daughter was something particularly clever or a one liner, etc.

So you're mad you have to watch people say clever things instead of the boring **** that comes out of your mouth? Why did you turn on the TV?

[x] major projection ITT

Converted to "through the fly pissing" about 5 years ago. Its the clearly superior method if you're wearing pants with a fly.

Yea my own brother in law goes to his trunk and busts out the Ping anser everytime he goes putt putting. And keeps everyone's score children included accurately.

I'm just the opposite - I play real golf with a ****ty-looking beat-up old blade putter that would be right at home at the most ghetto minigolf course.

I got 2/3 through this post thinking it was some Scottish/Irish/Ausie response to the fly/no fly topic.

+1000. This pisses me off so much I quit listening to Cowherd. I mean it's June and July and he talks NBA non stop for 3 hours. It's so repetitive. How much can you talk about CP3 in Houston or Swaggy P going to GST? Paul George goes to OKC, great do a segment on it, don't talk about it for 10 damn days. In July I want to hear talk about MLB, US/British open golf, a little NFL training camps. I'm a huge sports fan but the O/U on NBA games I watch before the finals every year is about 6.5. I sure as hell don't want to hear about it in June/July. No one gives a damn about rookie games, so STFU about them.

people who call mini golf "mini putt"

movies about famous people where the title is just their first or last name

Ali
Mitt
Barry
etc