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I just bought my 88 yr old nana a smartphone since her old phone's buttons started sticking

We simplified the home screen so it had massive, cant **** it up tabs of her used apps. That being Calling/Keypad, Text and Contacts only

A couple of quick little tutorials of how to call and text on the new device from those tabs and she is loving it

So far so good, Ive probably jinxed it now

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07-12-2017 , 10:54 PM

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DrChesspain

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Was there an ubiquitous new technology analogous to computers/the internet that baby boomers mocked their elders for being unable to get a basic grasp of?

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07-12-2017 , 11:15 PM

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manbearpuig

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Guys who bring their on course putter to miniature golf.

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07-12-2017 , 11:22 PM

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His Boy Elroy

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when did everyone start using the phrase "reach out?"

dealing with customer service a lot the last few days, i have hear multiple people tell me they needed to "reach out to" so and so. then i started hearing it from real people too. pisses me off.

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07-12-2017 , 11:56 PM

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Johnny Truant

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People wearing shirts to the gym with workout slogans such as "one more rep!" Or "Eat. Sleep. Lift. Repeat." If they are ironic ones it doesn't bother me as much. I shouldn't care at all though.

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07-13-2017 , 03:40 AM

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I wasn't aware of this practice, but out of curiosity, how much did the billing charge go up for this procedure?

It's a hundred bucks or so. Considering that these patients are for the most part critically ill and are going to generate a bill in the thousands, it's sort of like a deck chair blowing off the titanic.

MM MD

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07-13-2017 , 12:15 PM

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people who pay for premium linked in but don't have a picture

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07-13-2017 , 12:25 PM

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foatie

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I've been trying to get into the first person VR porn genre for awhile now but it's completely unrealistic when you look down and see a white guy's Johnson everytime.

#BLM

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07-13-2017 , 12:28 PM

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people at starbucks who

4) self-absorbed people who park in the handicapped spot (or the striped zone next to it, which is legally part of the handicapped spot). large overlap with #2

BUMP, my usual bux near my house has started putting an orange cone in the striped zone, it's SUPER EFFECTIVE and no turds have parked there since they started doing it. Real American heroes do exist.

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07-13-2017 , 01:39 PM

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Mike E. Vegas

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People who aren't ready to deboard a plane when it's their isle's turn to go.

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07-13-2017 , 01:43 PM

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Lattimer

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Guys who bring their on course putter to miniature golf.

People do this??? I've never seen or heard of that before.

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07-13-2017 , 02:05 PM

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I think I already regret the impending firestorm, but...

Guys that walk up to the urinal, unbuckle their belt, unbutton and unzip their pants, fish out their bits and pieces and hang them over the top of their underoos to take a leak. Then reverse it, tucking their shirt back in and re-buckling the belt.

Seriously, you can unzip, pull the flap to the side, and be in and out in a half second and you mother****ers want to unbuckle a belt and pull your pants down?! Hyachachaha.

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07-13-2017 , 02:28 PM

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I do this and it stems from a partially irational fear of a "theres something about mary"esque zipper accident.

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07-13-2017 , 02:32 PM

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Yakmelk

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Yeah, no intention to brag about fat wangs but I really dont like my dick touching either side of the zipper really.

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07-13-2017 , 03:38 PM

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^^
Do you even unzip brah?

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07-13-2017 , 03:40 PM

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Yeah, I don't understand how anyone can do that comfortably.

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07-13-2017 , 03:40 PM

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whatthejish

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Well, I guess besides the obvious.

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07-13-2017 , 03:46 PM

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You use your two index fingers to hook opposite sides of the fly and control the opening. If you don't have the dexterity to pull this sick maneuver off, I'm not sure how to help.

You realize that you have to zip your fly whether you fully disrobe or not, right? Fail to see how either method has any impact on the chance of dickzipping.

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07-13-2017 , 03:52 PM

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whatthejish

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Fail to see how your dick isn't small. The area you're describing is pretty cramped and full of metal, pinching teeth.

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07-13-2017 , 03:55 PM

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kerowo

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People who avoid revolving doors in office buildings.

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07-13-2017 , 03:57 PM

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LOL. As a test, I unzipped the fly of my jeans and was able to fit a soda can in there with plenty of room to spare on all sides. If your flaccid penis is thicker than a can of soda, I'll give you a pass. Otherwise, you are doing it wrong.

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07-13-2017 , 04:26 PM

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Oh, okay. I can understand jeans. I assumed you were talking about nicer, dress clothes like at work.

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07-13-2017 , 04:27 PM

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dkgojackets

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glad nobody walked by my desk while i tested that conclusion with a 20 oz bottle

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07-13-2017 , 04:28 PM

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Just how tight are your pants that it's difficult to make enough room to get your dick out of your fly? Euros of course don't need to answer. I already know the answer is "too damn tight".