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06-22-2017 , 03:36 AM

#28026

jeccross

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,807

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Originally Posted by stinkubus

WTF is unusual about wanting some privacy?

I'm with you on this.

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06-22-2017 , 04:27 AM

#28027

O.A.F.K.1.1

Ted Patrick

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 27,952

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06-22-2017 , 05:41 AM

#28028

JayTeeMe

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 29,409

Brits pronounce urinal "yer-I-nle"???

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06-22-2017 , 05:55 AM

#28029

jeccross

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,807

We do, yes.

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06-22-2017 , 06:38 AM

#28030

JayTeeMe

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 29,409

The way British people pronounce urinal.

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06-22-2017 , 07:19 AM

#28031

Rapini

ragging

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 13,096

Urinal / stall is threadworthy.

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06-22-2017 , 07:34 AM

#28032

EfromPegTown

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,063

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominic

Shy bladder is no joke

I was speaking out of experience. I get the occasional shy bladder and I have no idea why. If I'm drinking it flows no problem at the urinal, but other times it's a full stop for no reason at all.

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06-22-2017 , 08:01 AM

#28033

O.A.F.K.1.1

Ted Patrick

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 27,952

The way yanks mis pronounce urinal.

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06-22-2017 , 09:03 AM

#28034

I_AM_EVIL

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 13,267

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Originally Posted by stinkubus

Nothing, but if I have the option I'm taking the stall 100% of the time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayTeeMe

is it a tiny penis thing or what?

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Originally Posted by stinkubus

Why would you assume that? WTF barn were you raised in where it was normal to void in front of other people?

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Originally Posted by JayTeeMe

I dunno, it's just what i assume. I assure you it's what everyone is assuming when you go pee in the stall.

Peeing in front of other dudes in urinals and elsewhere has been totally standard since i was ~2.

I assumed it was b/c he didn't want to look like an idiot sitting on a urinal.

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06-22-2017 , 10:14 AM

#28035

jeccross

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,807

Insecure men who see everything as a measure of manliness.

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06-22-2017 , 10:47 AM

#28036

Holliday

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 22,226

I've told you guys the cure for shy bladder before, you're just not man enough to try it. And before you start calling me "sick" for suggesting it I'll tell you I feel really terrible about it...after I've quickly peed and walked away.

[Spoiler]Imagine a stripper in the urinal who's begging you to pee on her.[/spoiler]

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06-22-2017 , 10:53 AM

#28037

spidercrab

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 3,206

The current lead article at thewirecutter.com

Spoiler:

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06-22-2017 , 11:07 AM

#28038

Johnny Truant

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 8,058

I'll pee almost anywhere, but I don't get annoyed by others being particular or care why they are.

I don't think I have seen 50 different ukuleles in my entire life, including on tv.

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06-22-2017 , 12:26 PM

#28039

Neil S

King of the sidebar

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 19,643

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Originally Posted by Howard Beale

Men who pass by multiple open urinals and go into a stall in order to pee into the bowl. Judging by how many men I see doing that there have to be a fair number on here and I'd like to know wtf is wrong w/ them.

This is a really good one.

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06-22-2017 , 12:57 PM

#28040

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,258

I go into a stall if it's a smallish bathroom where I know if I stand at a urinal, there's a good chance someone will stand next to me.

I don't know why, but my bladder is shy. If someone is standing next to me, it might take me more than a minute or two to start peeing.

I also don't like standing next to someone else with our wangs out, urinating. I find it disgusting. I might get their splash back on my shoes. Yuck. Pee troughs are right out!

I have no problem pooping in the sink, though.

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06-22-2017 , 01:01 PM

#28041

jalfrezi

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 12,226

If I'm wearing non-dark trousers I'll probably use a cubical to avoid splash back; otherwise it's the urinal for me.

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06-22-2017 , 01:12 PM

#28042

Johnny Truant

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 8,058

Little prodigy kids. This bothered me more when I was a kid myself, but when I see a tiny concert level violinist, or a 9 year old that got accepted to an Ivy League school I still think they should **** right off.

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06-22-2017 , 01:23 PM

#28043

Didace

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 19,856

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Originally Posted by Dominic

Pee troughs are right out!

I love the old stadiums with the big pee troughs. No lines to pee, just wedge yourself in there.

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06-22-2017 , 01:28 PM

#28044

Yakmelk

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 14,109

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominic

I have something similar however if it isn't coming it's best to just zip up and try later or use a stall because its like 2% chance that it comes eventually.

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06-22-2017 , 02:17 PM

#28045

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rapini

Urinal / stall is threadworthy.

I thought about that but I'd recently started a thread. Maybe a mod will break it out!

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06-22-2017 , 02:47 PM

#28046

de captain

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,514

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yakmelk

I have something similar however if it isn't coming it's best to just zip up and try later or use a stall because its like 2% chance that it comes eventually.

That's what she said!