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No. The secret no ones seem to know is that day beds or cabanas in most places cost x amount you have to spend. So if you and a buddy and your chicks are going to spend 200 anyway. Might as well get the daybed because the amount you pay for it you get back in menu items and drinks. So a daybed at the Cosmo pool is say 300. You get to spend those 300 in stuff as a credit.

Ahh, gotcha. I usually spend zero dollars so i did not know that.

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06-20-2017 , 10:16 AM

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kerowo

lolcat

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 37,190

Tell it to the guys buying you drinks

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06-20-2017 , 12:32 PM

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Snoop Todd

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,173

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Originally Posted by cicakman

When people give the middle finger but with their thumb sticking out also.

Take it up with Eminem

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06-20-2017 , 02:47 PM

#28004

Labax

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Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 2,164

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Originally Posted by Baltimore Jones

K so you're just wasting milk, food that people could have eaten.

Why the **** would you need to add more milk "to keep it cool"?
Like there are literally people, def 2p2'ers reading this, who just get off on the idea of filling a glass to the absolute brim with ice and then putting already-cold Diet Coke in it.

Trash.

Probably also go to chain restaurants on Friday nights in February with their fiancees wearings shorts, flip flops, and a sweatshirt.

Lmao, can relate to the Diet Coke with family for sure. Hilarious.

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06-20-2017 , 11:12 PM

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chief pot

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 327

drone racing on tv. If you're using a controller and screen what difference if the controlled object is virtual or not

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06-20-2017 , 11:38 PM

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I_AM_EVIL

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 13,267

People that use a fork upside down when putting food in their mouth.

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06-21-2017 , 01:36 PM

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robrich

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 409

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Originally Posted by I_AM_EVIL

People that use a fork upside down when putting food in their mouth.

Upside down? Like a shovel?

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06-21-2017 , 04:51 PM

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Lattimer

I is smart

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 15,463

That's right side up except when used with cutting.

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06-21-2017 , 07:53 PM

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Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

Men who pass by multiple open urinals and go into a stall in order to pee into the bowl. Judging by how many men I see doing that there have to be a fair number on here and I'd like to know wtf is wrong w/ them.

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06-21-2017 , 08:35 PM

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EfromPegTown

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,063

Shy bladders

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06-21-2017 , 08:57 PM

#28011

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

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Originally Posted by EfromPegTown

Shy bladders

Sometime I think it's bec they don't want anyone seeing their whizzers but it happens when there are urinal dividers also. And there are a LOT of them, can't all have trouble getting it going.

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06-21-2017 , 09:58 PM

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Johnny Truant

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Originally Posted by Howard Beale

Sometime I think it's bec they don't want anyone seeing their whizzers but it happens when there are urinal dividers also. And there are a LOT of them, can't all have trouble getting it going.

Maybe they have an unfounded paranoia that some weird stranger is paying attention to how they use the bathroom.

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06-21-2017 , 10:20 PM

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stinkubus

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 4,422

WTF is unusual about wanting some privacy?

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06-21-2017 , 10:23 PM

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kerowo

lolcat

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 37,190

Why is your piss so special?

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06-21-2017 , 10:52 PM

#28015

stinkubus

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 4,422

Nothing, but if I have the option I'm taking the stall 100% of the time.

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06-21-2017 , 11:23 PM

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Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

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Originally Posted by stinkubus

Nothing, but if I have the option I'm taking the stall 100% of the time.

Do you lock the door also?

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06-21-2017 , 11:45 PM

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mendicant loafer

adept

Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 889

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Originally Posted by Howard Beale

maybe they need a stall so they can drop their pants, sit down, and play with their anus while they pee. ever think of that?

you will now

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06-22-2017 , 12:01 AM

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stinkubus

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 4,422

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Originally Posted by Howard Beale

Do you lock the door also?

Of course. Most stall doors won't stay shut if you don't.

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06-22-2017 , 01:06 AM

#28019

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

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Originally Posted by stinkubus

Of course. Most stall doors won't stay shut if you don't.

Occasionally you'll be occupying a stall that was open for the guy who came running in really, really needing it. Where's your humanity?

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06-22-2017 , 01:10 AM

#28020

stinkubus

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Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 4,422

First come, first served. If it's urgent the women's room is an option in like 48 states.

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06-22-2017 , 01:15 AM

#28021

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,272

Shy bladder is no joke

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06-22-2017 , 01:19 AM

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JayTeeMe

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Originally Posted by stinkubus

Nothing, but if I have the option I'm taking the stall 100% of the time.

is it a tiny penis thing or what?

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06-22-2017 , 01:22 AM

#28023

stinkubus

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 4,422

Why would you assume that? WTF barn were you raised in where it was normal to void in front of other people?

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06-22-2017 , 02:23 AM

#28024

JayTeeMe

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I dunno, it's just what i assume. I assure you it's what everyone is assuming when you go pee in the stall.

Peeing in front of other dudes in urinals and elsewhere has been totally standard since i was ~2.