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Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do. Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.

08-23-2017 , 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235
People who don't eat their pizza crust. Gfy so hard.
Great one. Even though sometimes it is just a dry lump of bread, I do find myself thinking "jfc what are you 12?!" when I see an adult skip the crust.
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08-23-2017 , 01:52 PM
Crust on pizza

Crust on bread

Even the word "crust" is repugnant.
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08-23-2017 , 02:13 PM
Took my kids to their first baseball game last night. Wore flip flops and a tank top. My son who is 151 weeks old, (35 months) told me he wants to play when he gets bigger. Feck.

Also had dippin dots. I don't think they should be called the ice cream of the future anymore at this point. Almost pisses me off.
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08-23-2017 , 02:20 PM
When people ITT, instead of coming up with an original post pertaining to the topic, they take one word out of a recent post and make it their "thing".

I do love this thread though.
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08-23-2017 , 02:28 PM
^^ Poor posting should piss you off. Just saying.
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08-23-2017 , 02:59 PM
To state what I would hope is super obvious, I am kinda low key trying to piss people off*. To be meta about it, that means it probably shouldn't piss you off so if it does that's a good addition to the thread!


When people complain about the purity of the content of posts on the thread by adding a non -pure post it is...well pretty standard and not eyebrow raising tbh.






*While wearing a wife beater.

ETA if you were talking about someone else and I assumed it was me, I agree tho.
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08-23-2017 , 05:19 PM
We know what you're doing, Johnny. It's just too on the nose to be funny.
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08-23-2017 , 05:33 PM
when baseball announcers prematurely call a 9-3 putout a base hit
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08-23-2017 , 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Steve350
^^ Poor posting should piss you off. Just saying.
Why? No one is forced to be here and you have to assume you'll deal with lots of poor posting on an internet forum.
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08-23-2017 , 05:40 PM
Meh. Wide range of target audiences. The subtle notes are missed by the other end of the spectrum. It's a numbers game.
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08-23-2017 , 06:17 PM
All the "back to school" proud parent posts on FB. Although that probably should piss me off.
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08-23-2017 , 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235
People who don't eat their pizza crust. Gfy so hard.
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Originally Posted by kerowo
Not all crusts are the same...
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Originally Posted by proudfootz
It's good to sometimes save the crusts for other applications.

Some pizzas have way too much bread in the crusts, but they make good breadstick for dipping.
...i typically eat the crust, but dogs do love pizza bones.
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08-23-2017 , 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by REDeYeS88
...i typically eat the crust, but dogs do love pizza bones.
This. If I eat pizza at home my dogs typically get the crust but I will eat it if I am elsewhere.
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08-23-2017 , 08:08 PM
The term "probables" for expected starting pitcher
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08-23-2017 , 11:14 PM
Pertaining to pizza bones - good call to feed them to pets.

Tom Ames: Even the word "crust" is repugnant.

Honestly LOL'd at this.
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08-24-2017 , 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by TheRealIABoomer
All the "back to school" proud parent posts on FB. Although that probably should piss me off.
"my child has survived for another year and is now going to a government mandated location" doesn't have quite as much flair
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08-24-2017 , 03:44 PM
website recommendations

1) I buy a soccer ball on amazon and it recommends NINETEEN MORE soccer balls. Dude, I already solved the soccer ball problem, where were you a week ago?

2) I click on one chvrches video two years ago and youtube keeps shoving more of them at me forever

3) I have one friend who moved out to the bay area and now is in a weird sex thing and now facebook recommends poly groups to me all the time
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08-24-2017 , 06:25 PM
A moral obligation comes ahead of their acknowledgement of evolution and natural selection at the negative cost of society


Not moral, but pity
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08-24-2017 , 07:20 PM
The amazon thing tilts me so hard. I bought lolSklansky's the Theory of Poker (great book) in like 2002 and it's still recommending me Getting the Best of It and stuff like that. You know it's been 15 years, right?
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08-24-2017 , 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by pvn
I have one friend who moved out to the bay area and now is in a weird sex thing and now facebook recommends poly groups to me all the time
TR?
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08-24-2017 , 07:59 PM
He's 40 and fat, not particularly attractive but not butt ugly, and he's banging a different 20-something hottie every week.
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08-24-2017 , 08:00 PM
very few pointy elbows
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08-24-2017 , 10:38 PM
Movies that show people waking up and clapping there mouth together like they're chewing on an imaginary sandwich. I'm 30 and never done this once.

People bringing dogs and infants to breweries because they can

Fascination with "flatbread" pizza

Bathroom attendants

People saying "I don't have the 'financial resources/ financial means' instead of money"
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08-24-2017 , 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by pvn
He's 40 and fat, not particularly attractive but not butt ugly, and he's banging a different 20-something hottie every week.
I'm not fat but meet all the other qualifications, sign me up.
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08-24-2017 , 10:49 PM
The fact that you are not allowed to pump your own gas in my home state of NJ.

Related: "Jersey girls don't pump gas" bumper stickers.
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