When people enjoy food that I don't.

I understand everyone has different tastes, but I can't help feeling like they're objectively wrong or being judgmental of my inferior taste.

Why the **** wouldn't anyone like select-a-size paper towels? Pisses me off!

When I buy tickets to a concert and it doesn't sell out very soon after I do.

They seem to cycle through different cliches too. For the past couple years "at the end of the day" has been killing me in sports interviews. People use it like they're getting paid to.

Because I want a regular sized mother****ing paper towel and always rip off some tiny ass bull**** sliver.

ah, I see. The trick to ripping off the correct size is to do that and not suck.

The half mark is pretty much never the exact right size. It's closer in some cases so I guess it's an improvement, but I am not a fan either.

K so you're just wasting milk, food that people could have eaten.

Why the **** would you need to add more milk "to keep it cool"?

Reminds me that I hate people who ****ing love ice. Like there are literally people, def 2p2'ers reading this, who just get off on the idea of filling a glass to the absolute brim with ice and then putting already-cold Diet Coke in it.

Trash.

Probably also go to chain restaurants on Friday nights in February with their fiancees wearings shorts, flip flops, and a sweatshirt.

This is cheating. I almost always let it melt naturally unless I'm at a birthday party with ice cream cake and I can't wait for my slice to melt.

"Mixing it together" ruins those glorious melted edges.

People who are super careful about not wasting food. Shouldn't really piss me off but damn it sure does.

Impressive rant Baltimore

I don't think you understand the math of it. Let me explain. Say at the Cosmo you can get a day bed pool side for 250-300 on a weekday , but its not really a cost , you just have to spend the 250-300 and these guys are easily spending that , I always get a daybed and over the years it pays off big. These guys are trying to hook up with edc chicks and they are going to the smarter guys who figured that in to their cost and got a day bed/cabana

I'm one of these people, it's just how I was raised. I feel guilty if I have to throw something out. Dogs come in handy here, can't finish a meal and the boys get a treat. All good.

That was top tier.

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You sure it was just that and not, you know, you in total?

Yeah, i guess you're right. I stayed at Cosmo but only been with wife, so we only drank like $100 worth of stuff, if that. Mainly water.

I guess if you're drinking all day and getting drinks for chicks, you'll burn $500 easy.

I thought there was an extra cost

That there's no "like" function for emails. I should be able to acknowledge someone's email without having to reply, especially in a group conversation FFS

are you high? these are the only ones I buy

Just insert a small 'thumb' image into the reply and hit send. Poof, email acknowledged. [SPOILER]
This thumb on the other hand is a bit large.[/SPOILER]


Non-select-a-size pt seem incredibly out-of-date whenever I come across them now

I wasn't aware those existed until their recent mentioning.

It would actually piss me off if someone sent me a thumbs up gif in an email

The little plastic ring that is left after unscrewing the cap off coke bottle

Used to piss me off too.
But then I figured out that if you cut it off, you can add alcohol to your drink and bring it into Giant's games at ATT, no questions asked. If you leave the ring on, security makes you dump it before entering because they can tell its been opened already. No open beverages allowed!

So I am now a fan of the plastic ring.

I've never rented a day bed/cabana. Is it just the exact same thing except it costs a shockingly large amount of money?

No. The secret no ones seem to know is that day beds or cabanas in most places cost x amount you have to spend. So if you and a buddy and your chicks are going to spend 200 anyway. Might as well get the daybed because the amount you pay for it you get back in menu items and drinks. So a daybed at the Cosmo pool is say 300. You get to spend those 300 in stuff as a credit.

When people give the middle finger but with their thumb sticking out also.