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09-26-2016 , 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Yeti
alobar,

arnie = arnold palmer. it's all over the interwebs.
oh, I thought arnie meant arnie

it wasnt all over the interwebs when I looked tho. Cuz googling Arnie just brought up a bunch of Arnold Schneggehawheer stuff. Now it brings up a bunch of arnold palmer stuff
09-26-2016 , 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Banned4lyfe
Gets picked off 4 times then dies. Ul gg
I loled
09-26-2016 , 09:49 PM
Sorry about even peripherally politards but this was too good to let go:

09-27-2016 , 03:22 AM
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Originally Posted by KPowers
What percentage of blackjack players do you guys think are indifferent to how other people are playing their hands? I used to assume it was around 50 but I'm starting to learn its closer to 0.0

Wtf
It is definitely less than 5%. One of my biggest sadnesses in life.
09-27-2016 , 11:10 AM
I'm in the pub at lunch, reading my book. A woman comes up and says to me "are you a Jew? Because I thought Jews couldn't drink?"

Apparently because I have a beard and wear a suit, I'm likely to be a Jew. I did explain to her that a) I'm an atheist and b) it's only the ultra-orthodox who can't drink (if even then?)

That was weird.
09-27-2016 , 11:38 AM
"Are you a woman? Because I though women weren't suppose to speak unless spoken to."
09-27-2016 , 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Sciolist
I'm in the pub at lunch, reading my book. A woman comes up and says to me "are you a Jew? Because I thought Jews couldn't drink?"

Apparently because I have a beard and wear a suit, I'm likely to be a Jew. I did explain to her that a) I'm an atheist and b) it's only the ultra-orthodox who can't drink (if even then?)

That was weird.
Ultra-orthodox drink. On Purim you'll see some craziness - a bottle of vodka for everyone. Well, men anyway.
09-27-2016 , 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich
"Are you a woman? Because I though women weren't suppose to speak unless spoken to."
nailed it
09-28-2016 , 12:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KPowers
What percentage of blackjack players do you guys think are indifferent to how other people are playing their hands? I used to assume it was around 50 but I'm starting to learn its closer to 0.0

Wtf
10%
09-28-2016 , 01:20 AM
Suptember is almost Over.

Octibir be upon us.
09-28-2016 , 04:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Sciolist
I'm in the pub at lunch, reading my book. A woman comes up and says to me "are you a Jew? Because I thought Jews couldn't drink?"

Apparently because I have a beard and wear a suit, I'm likely to be a Jew. I did explain to her that a) I'm an atheist and b) it's only the ultra-orthodox who can't drink (if even then?)

That was weird.
Thin brag about owning a suit, imo.
09-28-2016 , 05:14 AM
It's worse than that: The only article of clothing that I own that isn't a suit, jeans & jacket, or a white shirt; is a black polo shirt for when it's too hot to wear a white shirt and jeans.
09-28-2016 , 11:17 AM
i'm not sure you understand how the whole black/white clothing thing works in the heat.
09-28-2016 , 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by #Thinman
i'm not sure you understand how the whole black/white clothing thing works in the heat.
It's not a choice between black shirt and white shirt.
09-28-2016 , 11:44 AM
What were you reading?
09-28-2016 , 11:56 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death%27s_End

It's the third book in a trilogy, where the first won the Hugo award last year. It's kind of like the old Asminov/Clarke sci-fi, where it's about ideas rather than characters. It's been a trilogy full of ideas I haven't heard before, which is hard to come by in sci-fi these days.
09-29-2016 , 03:58 PM
Ordered some limited time grilled chicken thing from McDicks for the first time in years. Got back to the office and it was some deep fried crispy chicken garbage instead.

Next day I pick up a "Cheddar garden salad" from the supermarket and when I get back it's nothing but iceberg and cucumber.

There is literally nothing harder than being a white male.
09-30-2016 , 04:01 AM
How a retired NC potter won the lottery 111 times

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One of the most prolific winners in North Carolina lottery history wants you to know two things: he doesn't cheat and he understands the games better than anyone.
09-30-2016 , 04:27 AM
At least they asked/answered the correct follow up question.
09-30-2016 , 04:39 AM
Hi LC thread!

Can someone recommend me a good cocktail kit for beginners? What are the must have alcool and mixers? I like rhum and I want to impress the ladies.
09-30-2016 , 06:24 AM
Can I ask what happened as to how/why the MichaelScarn BPD thread got bumped and then unbumped? I skimmed the whole thread again to great entertainment and was hoping we'd maybe get some sort of update...
09-30-2016 , 07:46 AM
Someone bumped it to spam a CBT clinic in Toronto
09-30-2016 , 02:21 PM
09-30-2016 , 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Sciolist
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death%27s_End

It's the third book in a trilogy, where the first won the Hugo award last year. It's kind of like the old Asminov/Clarke sci-fi, where it's about ideas rather than characters. It's been a trilogy full of ideas I haven't heard before, which is hard to come by in sci-fi these days.
These sound great, I think I'll order them this weekend.

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