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01-19-2005 , 06:57 PM
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I know, I was giving you crap. I figured you'd qualify for the double secret reverse things I thought when... status if you thought your original assumption was correct, but both were, in fact, correct
true, but the royals play in Missouri and I seriously thought they played in Kansas. haha.
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01-19-2005 , 06:58 PM
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I know, I was giving you crap. I figured you'd qualify for the double secret reverse things I thought when... status if you thought your original assumption was correct, but both were, in fact, correct

[/quote]true, but the royals play in Missouri and I seriously thought they played in Kansas. haha.

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i thought this too years ago.
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01-19-2005 , 07:02 PM
I once asked my mother how human beings knew for sure that we couldn't drink pee.
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01-19-2005 , 07:03 PM
I'll admit that I thought this too, until the 1985 world series.
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01-19-2005 , 07:05 PM
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I once asked my mother how human beings knew for sure that we couldn't drink pee.
you can drink pee.
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01-19-2005 , 07:13 PM
How many of you think that the Pentagon is in Washington DC?

Since the 9/11 attack, most media reports usually indicate that it is.
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01-19-2005 , 07:14 PM
I thought this until I was driving through Kansas City and asked my friends, "Hey, aren't we in Missouri?" I was 22.
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01-19-2005 , 07:18 PM
I used to think the Washington Redskins were from Washington State. I used to think the New York Giants played in New York.

I used to think Chicago was much further south, like somewhere in the Arkansas region, my mental map of the US just had a big black hole here, so I filled it with Oprah.
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01-19-2005 , 07:38 PM
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Oh, also, i used to think circumcised penises were noramal and those snuffalaphagus things were the altered ones..19
Haha, I remember when I was like 13 and I saw some kids in a locker room. I thought he had been severly burned.
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01-19-2005 , 07:40 PM
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- Girls pee out the same hole they have sex from 25
you didn't lose your virginity until you were 25?
I don't know about you, but sex for me never involved peeing.
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01-19-2005 , 07:42 PM
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- All cats are girls and all dogs are boys..7
- A fire drill is an actual drill/piece of hardware used to put out fires( I kept hearing we were going to have one at school. WHY ARE WE GOING OUTSIDE! I WANNA SEE THE DRILL! 7
- GYM is "gyme" Jim is "Jim" 7
Wow. You were one dumb 6-year old.
THings I DID know when I was 6.

- I was reading at an 8th grade level.( I could read at 3 and a half)
- I could memorize a whole sheet of 100 addition problems.
- Making my alter ego a has-been wrestler is silly.
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01-19-2005 , 07:44 PM
I remember my reaction after my dad explained how me and my brother were created.

"You mean you and mom did THAT....... TWICE!!! "
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01-19-2005 , 07:47 PM
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i used to think girls peed out of their ass, now that is bad. why else are they sitting down???
Me too
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01-19-2005 , 08:22 PM
also

-The song from Rocky said "Koppy-mo-chow"
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01-19-2005 , 08:39 PM
I honestly don't know what age I figured this one out (8, 9?), but I used to think when you move to a new house, you swapped houses w/ the other ppl.
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01-19-2005 , 08:58 PM
I thought this until I read this thread.
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01-19-2005 , 09:06 PM
thought Santa Claus lived inside the moon. thought I saw him one night. seriously.

thought the penis went inside the belly button.

thought the ball sac went inside the vagina. cuz thats how sperm comes out right? the middle opens up and sperm comes out...

errr.
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01-19-2005 , 09:09 PM
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I thought this until I read this thread.
LMAO

dude, I use to thing the Chevy "Like a Rock" song wasn't Like a Rock, I thought it was Lagara or something.
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01-19-2005 , 09:32 PM
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How many of you think that the Pentagon is in Washington DC?

Yeah I thought that until a few years ago, and then I was like "what! it isn't even in maryland? Whoever thought this would be a good idea was an IDIOT!"

...until I realized its like 2 miles away.
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01-19-2005 , 09:41 PM
I remember thinking when I was at the airport that everyone else there was there for the same reason I was. For example, if I were waiting on a flight to go visit Japan on vacation, then I figured that's what everyone was there for. It didn't occur to me that people might be in the US on vacation and flying back home.
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01-19-2005 , 09:55 PM
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I used to think the Washington Redskins were from Washington State. I used to think the New York Giants played in New York.
Uhhhm... Where do the Washington Redskins play?
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01-19-2005 , 10:46 PM
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I used to think the Washington Redskins were from Washington State. I used to think the New York Giants played in New York.

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Uhhhm... Where do the Washington Redskins play?

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washington DC. i used to think that one too, back when i thought the royals played in kansas.

as a side note: what's up with the golden state warriors? lame.
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01-19-2005 , 10:46 PM
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I thought this until I read this thread.

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dude, I use to thing the Chevy "Like a Rock" song wasn't Like a Rock, I thought it was Lagara or something.

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this is hilarious


LAG-A-RAAAAA, OHHHHHHH LAGARA!!
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01-19-2005 , 10:55 PM
I thought vaginas were like facing you, like a belly button, not under like they are. It made sense to because I thought penises stuck out at a 90 degree angle, not up.

Come 5th or 6th grade when I start seeing nude pictures of woman, it really grossed me out for like atleast a year before I got used to the vagina actually being where it was.
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01-19-2005 , 10:59 PM
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I thought vaginas were like facing you, like a belly button, not under like they are. It made sense to because I thought penises stuck out at a 90 degree angle, not up.

Come 5th or 6th grade when I start seeing nude pictures of woman, it really grossed me out for like atleast a year before I got used to the vagina actually being where it was.

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haha this is another one i thought too. some penises do stick out at a 90 degree angle though
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