I'd be cooking that bacon after dinner for sure

Me and my friend of mine went to a friends house early in the morning after being out, we should get a tiny bit of weed. When we got there the only homie who was at home proceeded to smoke a J with us before forgetting to charge us whilst my friend also stole half a bottle of rum from the fridge.


Also my other friend just the other night sold about 1/4 of a 6 liter vodka at a club he wasnt even buying, some of our friends had bought it earlier and left and my mate repeatedly claimed it was his and eventually sold it for a decent amount of cash.

pretty messed up iyam

I understand all these words individually, but strung together as they are I can assign no meaning to them.

+1

Totes messed up, homies.

I used to work at an accounting firm where if you wanted a new biro you had to present the old used up one or face a stern lecture from the office manager.

Your English is pretty messed up homie.

Thanks for the news that 6l bottles of vodka exist.

Wow.

Someone on 2+2 hangs out with Kanye. Tell him I said he's a douche.

Good, I thought I was further along in my intoxication than I really am.

Kanye has a far better grasp of English.

I wasn't talking about the language. lol

The bottle selling sounds like something he'd do. Especially now that he's broke.

When you look in my cousins fridge there are no condiments in bottles, he has tons of packets of mustard, ketchup, mayo, bbq sauce from all sorts of fast food places, he never buys condiments or napkins, just takes a ton at any place he goes.

Does he also take a ton of plastic utensils at Wendy's?

I noticed they didn't have utensils for the public to take at the recent Wendy's I went to. Which is a shame, as they are some high quality plastic utensils.

I know a guy who went to a wedding but didn't give a gift.

He even claimed he 'forgot' but somehow remembered to go to the wedding.

Someone just posted this on Facebook, I assume she just saw it happen.

"If there is lemonade on the menu but you choose water, 10 lemon wedges and 5 sugar packets, you are a cheapskate"

who needs that much lemon for lemonade

that's not really enough tbh

I'm assuming he is making a glass and doesn't have a pitcher of water

I had a job at a restaurant when I younger that didn't last long. It was an all you can eat restaurant that served ribs, pasta and chicken. I was hired as a bus boy. After a half hour or so of introductions and showing me around they told me to start cleaning tables. First table I grab all the trash and leftover food to bring in kitchen to throw out. It included dinner rolls. As I was scraping the plates into the trash the owner screamed at me for throwing out rolls that werent touched. I honestly thought he was joking so I just shrugged it off.

Next table I clean had a few rolls left over, plus a little pasta without sauce on one of the plates. As I'm about to throw it out the owner grabs the plate of pasta out of my hand and scrapes it into the pot that had pasta cooking in it. He took the dinner rolls and put them into another basket to serve to another table. I said to the guy what the hell are you doing that's disgusting. He said you let me worry about my restaurant. The cook and one of the other waitresses saw the whole exchange and just said that's how it is here. I quit on the spot. I told a buddy who knew someone in the town hall and the health department shut it down a few days later.


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I was pretty confused when that post was made

I heard a good stingy story at work today, apparently a bloke who used to work there removed the light bulb from inside his oven because it was wasting electricity.

I do this alllll the time. I never realized this is super awful behavior.

Gawd I'm glad us Brit get charged the price we have to pay rather than tip. Weird system.



I was working for an outsourcing company that landed a massive contract for running the online customer service for a big UK retailer. We had to write any sensitive information down on little white boards and rub the information off as soon as possible, not allowed to write anything on paper and it was a sackable offense. Wouldn't buy dry wipe markers for us to use. They would pay double/triple time during peak periods but would not buy these markers, one guy left because of it. Two for one for all you stingy ****s who like getting a bit more story for your story.

I referred a couple to restaurant.com, a website where you can buy coupons for restaurants. They go to a diner where you can sign up and earn points when you eat there, and after a certain amount they will give you $ off your meal. They also give a free birthday dinner up to 11.99 to those who sign up for their card. This diner is also a participant with restaurant.com.

One of the conditions of the diner is that you can only use one coupon per table. This couple took their 19 year old daughter to this diner for her birthday, and had her use the birthday coupon for her meal. They actually sat at a separate, but nearby table, so they could use their restaurant.com coupon as well. They are far from broke, and it seems pretty awful to me that they had their kid eat alone on her birthday so they could save a little cash.