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07-05-2010 , 02:38 PM
in my brothers old buidling,they would put stamps on the rent envelopes and he would go around stealing the envelopes for the stamps
he also doesnt buy detergent
when he does his laundry he acts like he forgot it and asks whoever is near him if he could "borrow" some of theirs

hes a mechanic for an airline so he can sit in the jumpseat in the cockpit for free
this comes in handy bc he has to fly standby but nobody accept mechanics and pilots can sit there so even if a flight is booked he almost always gets on

he can also sit in first class for like 10 bucks if there is a space available
he has taken 6 hour flights with space open in first class, and opted to sit in the ****ing jumpseat to save 10 dollars
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07-05-2010 , 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by ponzi01
hes a mechanic for an airline so he can sit in the jumpseat in the cockpit for free
this comes in handy bc he has to fly standby but nobody accept mechanics and pilots can sit there so even if a flight is booked he almost always gets on

he can also sit in first class for like 10 bucks if there is a space available
he has taken 6 hour flights with space open in first class, and opted to sit in the ****ing jumpseat to save 10 dollars
some ppl might assign extra value to sitting in the cockpit jump seat (eg "it's cool!")
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07-05-2010 , 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Dids
Prime candidate for a culling, imo.
yes indeed. I do like his avatar though.
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07-05-2010 , 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by SixT4
"Hey, when you paid me for [item] did you give me the money for this ticket too? I can't remember."

"Hmm... yeah, I don't think I did."

*Silence ensues and we walk past a set of ATMs and towards the gig*

What's the etiquette on something like this? Do I just not mention it and if he doesn't pay it for ages eventually remind him? Although I have no problem with giving it to him as a gift for giving me so many lifts.
The best thing to do is to not tiptoe around the issue. All you gotta say is "hey do you have $50 for the ticket?" The "I think you might owe me this but please confirm because I'm not sure of anything" is an annoying approach. Gifting it to him at this point is bad since you've already told him he owes for it. If he's given you a bunch of car rides and you've never really leveled that out with him then gifting it from the start would have been a nice gesture.
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07-05-2010 , 03:04 PM
Does a stingy person see themselves in this thread or do they simply find it a treasure trove of good ideas?
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07-05-2010 , 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by kioshk
When Taco Cabana first came to College Station, they put buyonegetonefree coupons for fajita tacos in the A&M newspaper. Me and my wife found a stand between semesters with dozens of loose ones and snatched them up.

Then we found they were also in the back of our phone book. After those ran out, we went down and got extra phone books, just for the coupons. They just gave us 10 or 12 phone books.

We were poor college students.
When I was in college they used to have these promotional coupon packages at the dorms and bookstore, library, etc for products like deodorant, shaving cream, hairspray. They also included coupons for $.50 off any full size Coke product. This was during the transition from glass to plastic bottles and the grocery store still had 750ml glass bottles for $.49 each.

Obv I used to grab armfulls of these coupon packs just for the Coke coupons.

Being a broke college student grants you huge leeway on things like this, IMO, and isn't really being stingy.
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07-05-2010 , 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by JasonInDallas
some ppl might assign extra value to sitting in the cockpit jump seat (eg "it's cool!")
yea he thought it was cool the first time or 2 but the novelty has worn off
sometimes the stewardesses will let him sit in first class anyway (but its never entered in the computer so he isnt charged for it) and he jumps at the chance
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07-05-2010 , 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by jeromy
When I was going to college, I worked 3rd shift at a convenience store in my small town (60K) to get paid to study and sit around. This cop - who was the brother of a friend of mine but still - used to come in and fill his belly on popcorn and fountain soda every night. If I had a few day-old donuts for him, he'd love me even more.

It was worth it to have the obnoxious drunkies come into the lot but not the store.
When I worked at 7-11 in college it was company policy to give cops free coffee or fountain beverages to encourage them to come into the store. The guys we liked we'd also give free deli sandwiches or anything else we could easily write off (yeah, yeah) as expired past the due date. (we'd offer up any sandwiches that were going to expire in the next day or so and then mark them as expired and obv any hot dogs or burgers were fair game).

Never felt like any of them really abused it and having a bunch of cops hanging around your store at 3am playing pinball and video games and getting their grub on is a really, really good thing....
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07-05-2010 , 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Cry Me A River
When I worked at 7-11 in college ... having a bunch of cops hanging around your store at 3am playing pinball and video games and getting their grub on is a really, really good thing
can't say i ever remember 7-11s having pinballs or vid games in them and i'm 40, but i do remember them selling zig-zags and porno mags

when/where was this?
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07-05-2010 , 03:32 PM
guy who lived upstairs from me in college took empty bottles of grey goose/kettle after a party we had. later we found out hed fill them with popov to impress ppl when they came to his house.
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07-05-2010 , 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by dukemagic
i work out that one roommate and i owe 23 each and the last one owes 25.
A little nice irony in a post about others stinginess.
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07-05-2010 , 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by JasonInDallas
can't say i ever remember 7-11s having pinballs or vid games in them and i'm 40, but i do remember them selling zig-zags and porno mags

when/where was this?
This was a little over 20 years ago, Ottawa, Canada. We had a contract with a local operator who came in weekly to empty the coin boxes weekly and regularly rotated machines throughout the dozen or so stores in the city. So obv this would have been completely region dependent. Arcade machines have been gone from 7-11s around here for a long time.

We never had any porn in our store, including Playboy/Penthouse (grumble, grumble). We were told this was corporate policy (all 7-11 stores in Canada [at the time - I have no idea now] were corporate owned and there were no franchises) due to religiousity of ownership. This may or may not have been the true reason.
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07-05-2010 , 04:00 PM
me grow up southern california. local seveneleven had arcade games at most 15 years ago. youre welcome.
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07-05-2010 , 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by prohornblower
There is a saying "penny wise/pound foolish"

The owner of my company is like this. He once told us all that we could no longer order anymore post-its and that we should only use them if absolutely necessary. WTF?

But he spent like $5K on some BS telecom get-up that we never use. He's all about status and symbolism and stuff like that. He's gotta have all the current gadgets and whatnot. Walks around the office with his hands-free phone sticking out of his ear. Also, instead of typing he speaks the commands into the computer and it types for him.

But WATCH THOSE POST-ITS!!! They'll bring us down!

Some of these types of things come after they have just been to some management meeting where they get it drilled into them the different ways they can cut corners on the little things like paper etc and that you should encourage your employees to do the same. It's still stupid obviously ridiculous but if/when that stuff comes completely out of the blue there's a chance he just returned from such a conference...or he had a boss looking through the budget wondering, "whoa...we sent $423.51 on Post-it's last year?!? This is horrible!" (and they also start wondering if supplies are getting stolen).

Anyway, you should go to the store and buy maybe $5 worth of post-its on your own and plaster them all around the office when he wasn't around just to screw with him. You could either leave them blank or you could add pointless messages on them like, "Hi, I'm a Post-It!"
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07-05-2010 , 04:05 PM
Oh yeah, I always played Galaxians and Ms. Pacman at 7-11.
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07-05-2010 , 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Cry Me A River
When I was in college they used to have these promotional coupon packages at the dorms and bookstore, library, etc for products like deodorant, shaving cream, hairspray. They also included coupons for $.50 off any full size Coke product. This was during the transition from glass to plastic bottles and the grocery store still had 750ml glass bottles for $.49 each.

Obv I used to grab armfulls of these coupon packs just for the Coke coupons.

Being a broke college student grants you huge leeway on things like this, IMO, and isn't really being stingy.
I think there's a definite difference between being broke and taking advantage of a deal and doing stuff like give out squares of TP and my personal favorite, the rotten fruit returner. Those people have mental issues that go beyond stingy.
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07-05-2010 , 04:26 PM
My parents popped popcorn at home for me and my brother to take into movies, and in big brown grocery bags. But the theaters never stopped us. I don't think my parents even knew it was against the rules.
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07-05-2010 , 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by CalledDownLight
At IHOP with a friend in college:

waitress: what would you like to drink?
friend: how much is orange juice?
waitress: small is $1.29 and large is $1.49
PAUSE
friend: ummmm...I'll just have a water.
PAUSE
waitress: ok
friend: don't worry...I tip well.
i always check/ask the price for drinks. After I got charged $5 for orange juice at the Grand Lux during early morning breakfast. I promised myself to never again overpay for a drink, and get water instead.
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07-05-2010 , 04:45 PM
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After I got charged $5 for orange juice at the Grand Lux during early morning breakfast.
That's not an outrageous price for a pretty tall glass of fresh-squeezed juice in the context of Vegas casino dining.
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07-05-2010 , 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by kioshk
My parents popped popcorn at home for me and my brother to take into movies, and in big brown grocery bags. But the theaters never stopped us. I don't think my parents even knew it was against the rules.
I wouldnt do popcorn because i love movie popcorn, but bringing in my own candy and drinks is standard imo
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07-05-2010 , 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by dkgojackets
I wouldnt do popcorn because i love movie popcorn, but bringing in my own candy and drinks is standard imo
I'd bring in 4 cans of beer in my down coat as an adult.
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07-05-2010 , 05:07 PM
fyi a nalgene sized gin and tonic gets tyou really drunk over the course of a movie
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07-05-2010 , 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by SixT4
What's the etiquette on something like this? Do I just not mention it and if he doesn't pay it for ages eventually remind him? Although I have no problem with giving it to him as a gift for giving me so many lifts.
If you think he'll never pay and it's going to bother you but you don't really care about the money this is a good opportunity to tell him, "Hey, you know that money you owe me, don't worry about it. I figure we're square for all the rides you've given me."
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07-05-2010 , 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by MicroBob
Okay, I'm having some difficulty believing some of these.

It's slightly less ridiculous to think a poster might be making something like this up to "win the thread" (as stupid as that is) than it is to think some rich guy would steal the $2 he had just given his grandson as a present.
You have obviously figured me out sir, I decided to make my first ever post in OOT in some random ass thread with like 3 pages, in the hopes of "winning it".

Some how it suprises you that someone is sick enough to steal from his own grandson, after you have ready how many stories about them stealing from friends/family/corporations/random strangers?


My story was 100% true though.
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07-05-2010 , 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by microbet
I walked from downtown to the airport in LV in the summer (only 90 deg or so though I think) with a suitcase from a mixture of being cheap, not minding a walk, and underestimating how far it was.
underestimating how far something is in vegas pretty much defines my first few trips there.

"Oh it's just across the street and up one casino. It's right there only 1½ blocks away..." 45 minutes later we finally get there.

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King_of_NYC needs the under title.....King_of_Douches.

MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!!!!!


My dad's side of the family is huge. I have 12 aunts/uncles and too damn many cousins to count. My grandmother would steal silverware from restaurants b/c it was cheaper than buying them to have enough for everyone when we'd have family dinners.
This just in: stealing cheaper than buying.


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Originally Posted by King_of_NYC
I could go. The issue was if I should go. This wasn't a bachelor party but a thank-you for those participating in the wedding for their time, effort and expense. For an event like this married couples are a package deal imo. I would have rather pissed off my buddy than the old lady. I think I made the rite choice
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Originally Posted by Your Mom
I suppose you could, but I really wouldn't want to be friends with someone that doesn't invite my wife to a rehearsal dinner. I think people are underestimating how bizarre/cheap that is.

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IMO isn't it customary for significant others of the bridal party to be invited to the rehearsal dinner and the reception? And he sprung this on you the day before the rehearsal dinner? FWIW if they didn't have enough money to pay for $50 plates for the bridal party plus significant others, maybe they could have gone somewhere else that was $25 a plate? My sister-in-law didn't have much money for their rehearsal dinner. They had their rehearsal dinner at a pizza joint, and it went over just fine. Or maybe you could have paid for your wife's dinner.....although assuming you pitched in your fair share for the bachelor party and whatever other expenses you had for the wedding (tuxedo, etc.) then I think $50 extra for your wife to attend isn't too much to ask.

Also FWIW, you made it clear that you wouldn't attend without your wife. He should have just accepted that and dropped it right there. If anyone tries to make you choose between them and your wife, if it's your mom, your best friend, whoever, you back your wife 100% of the time.
The wedding thing is unbelievably bad to do 1 day before the rehearsal dinner. I wouldn't have gone to the rehearsal dinner either. If he had said from the start (or at least several months in advance) "I'm sorry, your wife can't come to the rehearsal dinner" then it would be understandable--weird, but understandable.

By the time the wedding comes around my wife has already bought a dress and shoes specifically for the dinner and is expecting to come, because it is 100% standard for a wife to be automatically invited to any sort of dinner like that. This is proven by the fact that the groom had to specifically talk to him and say that his wife was not auto-invited as expected.

The fact that everyone is up in arms about this guy not going to the dinner shows how many mouthbreathers we have on here with no idea of what is normal.

Just because it is their wedding does not mean you have to excuse awful behavior.
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