Originally Posted by supafrey

Yeah I didn't get that post either until I realized that cuddlesgeage is a girl. Reread it in a girls voice and that perfect duo of douchey and entitled makes sense.

Originally Posted by cuddlesgeage

Hey guys so just a little update. I don't think that I am going to win my have sex bet. I can't remember if I informed people on here about this but just in case: On August 19 of this year, as I was saying goodbye to my friends, I was feeling very confident and bet 3 of my friends $50 each that I would have consensual sex with a girl by December 15. I don't think that I am going to win because I am going home for winter break in a few hours. You never know though.

Anyways, to keep this thread on topic, a good friend of mine, after seeing what I did to a black shirt, told me that I needed to start showering more often. So, I put myself on a Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday schedule. I showered on Tuesday, but I missed Thursday so I showered on Friday. I guess I was supposed to shower yesterday but whatever it can wait.

I didn't really want to shower on Friday but my friend told me he was going to start screaming in the lounge telling me to take a shower because I smell so bad. So I was sort of blackmailed into doing it but I knew he was only doing it because he cares. So, before I took a shower I went to the school cafeteria to make a duty. I go to the cafeteria because I do not like making a duty in the dorm bathroom as I do not think they are very clean. So, I am wiping and since I am relatively hairy, there was a lot stuck to the paper. I was exasperated becaue I didn't want to go through the whole process of wiping 10 or more times.

Suddenly, it occured to me that since I was going to shower right after, I could just wipe off any remnants in the shower. I quickly flushed the toilet and walked back to the dorm without a care in the world because, hey, I was about to take a shower. I even bent my legs as I walked as opposed to...not bending them in an attempt to prevent the still liquid debris from spreading itself.

Now, I don't know about most people, but when I haven't showered for a while I like to use a white wash cloth just to see everything that is coming off and so that I can feel clean and pure. I only had a white hand towel however, but it was no big deal- I would just use a portion of it in the shower.

I washed my body and then it came time to perform the deep anal cleansing. I soaped up a portion of the towel, spread my cheeks so as to allow the water to moisten it up, and commenced the cleansing. I gave myself a good, solid wipe and let me tell you, what came out of me and onto that towel made even me cringe a bit. It was so dark, so dense, that there was no way I had gotten everything. I soaped up another portion, gave a deep scrub, and the same amount came off! I did this about three more times, and each time came a luscious amount of fecal debris. Eventually, the scrubs yielded just skid marks and finally, nothing at all. It's a good thing that I brought the hand towel, because a washcloth would have not sufficed at all.

I know BBV4L is a graphically oriented site, so I created an imageshack account. I have not yet sent in the cloth to be washed by the laundry service, so it is still in my room. I took some pictures. Don't worry though, I washed the cloth in the shower so not that much is on there.

Possibly NSFW









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Sorry if the pictures do not work. The links are the same thing though.

Originally Posted by kkcountry

oh god who would click on those links

Originally Posted by Fear Itself

when opening christmas presents my grandma doesn't rip the wrapping paper so she can use it next year. she unwraps gifts like she's freaking disabling an IED.

Originally Posted by Fear Itself

when opening christmas presents my grandma doesn't rip the wrapping paper so she can use it next year. she unwraps gifts like she's freaking disabling an IED.

Originally Posted by Clear Quality

yup, you got it pops. you're either a trust fund baby, or you make sure to get all that goo out of the eggshell.