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03-28-2014 , 12:34 AM
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First you ruin Transformers. Now you ruin Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. This joker is literally out to ruin my childhood and the childhood of basically anyone else that grew up in the late 80s / early 90s. I think this guy simply jacks off to explosions and CGI.

Check this trailer out for the new turtle movie. Somebody has to tell this joker that 9 foot turtles who apparently are on steroids look ridiculous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=nCjsWpM9zFU
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03-28-2014 , 12:40 AM
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03-28-2014 , 12:42 AM
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holy **** having watched that trailer omfg that's probably the worst trailer I've ever seen
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03-28-2014 , 12:49 AM
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He was just the "producer" which means him or his studio fronted some money for the movie, and is really just a way to market the film better by slapping his name on it since a lot of people think "oooohh, michael baaayyyy, this must be good".

Personally I dont really care how big they are, I'm just glad they are trying to film it as a live action movie. I mean after LOTR and Transformers and stuff, are we really bothered by having heroes dressed in CG? I think it'll work, I just cant believe they put that no talent hack brunette as the star. I dont even remember her name.
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03-28-2014 , 12:56 AM
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He was just the "producer" which means him or his studio fronted some money for the movie, and is really just a way to market the film better by slapping his name on it since a lot of people think "oooohh, michael baaayyyy, this must be good".
When his studio is fronting the money he has a huge amount of creative input discretion. All his studio's movies have that feel of: (1) CGI overkill (which turtles will have i guarantee it), (2) blowing a ton of random sh*t up, (3) some hot trainwreck in trouble, (4) everything and everyone is oversized.

And in probably 50% of them you will have some Goo Goo Dolls song featured in it....
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03-28-2014 , 12:57 AM
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So, which will be harder to do: Watch this movie without getting pissed off? Or beat the original TMNT game on Nintendo?
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03-28-2014 , 12:59 AM
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So, which will be harder to do: Watch this movie without getting pissed off? Or beat the original TMNT game on Nintendo?
Lol. Game was epic hard/good.
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03-28-2014 , 01:11 AM
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NEVER FORGET

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GO NINJA GO NINJA GO
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03-28-2014 , 02:27 AM
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OMG that trailer is this real life
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03-28-2014 , 02:34 AM
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On the one hand, sure, this is probably going to be terrible. On the other hand, complaining that the height and amount of musculature is what pushes the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles into the realm of ridiculousness is also quite ridiculous. These are turtles who can talk and know karate and live in the sewers with a giant talking rat, it's not high art.
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03-28-2014 , 02:35 AM
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Omy I've hated VanIce for about a quarter decade now. Cant let it go.
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03-28-2014 , 03:13 AM
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TMNT is a ****ty franchise anyway. **** your childhood. Bring on the reboot.
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03-28-2014 , 03:17 AM
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He was just the "producer" which means him or his studio fronted some money for the movie, and is really just a way to market the film better by slapping his name on it since a lot of people think "oooohh, michael baaayyyy, this must be good".

Personally I dont really care how big they are, I'm just glad they are trying to film it as a live action movie. I mean after LOTR and Transformers and stuff, are we really bothered by having heroes dressed in CG? I think it'll work, I just cant believe they put that no talent hack brunette as the star. I dont even remember her name.
hes had A LOT of input on the film, sadly ive read a bunch about it the last few days because I was so depressed when I found out he was ruining another piece of my childhood.
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03-28-2014 , 03:24 AM
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TMNT is a ****ty franchise anyway. **** your childhood. Bring on the reboot.
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03-28-2014 , 03:25 AM
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On the one hand, sure, this is probably going to be terrible. On the other hand, complaining that the height and amount of musculature is what pushes the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles into the realm of ridiculousness is also quite ridiculous. These are turtles who can talk and know karate and live in the sewers with a giant talking rat, it's not high art.
Ninja and karate are two completely different martial arts sir. I'm offended.
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03-28-2014 , 03:35 AM
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how is it possible for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to be ruined? or Transformers? I don't mean as in they will be or have been, I mean as in such a thing is not possible. They're... toys. Like DEAR GOD comparing these things to Tolkiens novels. Just, no.
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03-28-2014 , 03:39 AM
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Meh, you kids will get over this just like the folks that got over the Brady movies before you did.
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03-28-2014 , 03:45 AM
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Are you guys on crack? Trailer looks amazing I'm hyped!
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03-28-2014 , 05:28 AM
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I couldn't give a **** how bad it is. This could be stick figures painted green making cowabunga noises at each other... I'd still watch the **** out of it.

It's mother****ing NINJA TURTLES!!!!!!!!!

Hyped.
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03-28-2014 , 05:55 AM
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agree with above

it's not THAT bad

SHIP THE PIZZA
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03-28-2014 , 06:16 AM
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Somebody has to tell this joker that 9 foot turtles who apparently are on steroids look ridiculous.
How big can a mutant turtle be before it starts looking ridiculous?

I always liked "Adolescent Radioactive Black Belt Hamsters" better anyway. That would be a cool movie.
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03-28-2014 , 06:26 AM
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hes had A LOT of input on the film, sadly ive read a bunch about it the last few days because I was so depressed when I found out he was ruining another piece of my childhood.
he's taking a ****ty franchise (admit it) into the next century. Shining a turd, so to speak.

They should have waited a few years so that the original TMNT audience will have kids old enough to go see the movie.
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03-28-2014 , 07:03 AM
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michael bay melts down onstage

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how is it possible for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to be ruined? or Transformers? I don't mean as in they will be or have been, I mean as in such a thing is not possible. They're... toys. Like DEAR GOD comparing these things to Tolkiens novels. Just, no.
This!
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03-28-2014 , 07:11 AM
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Looks pretty much exactly like transformers but with turtles.

Interesting that Megan Fox is back after getting dumped from Transformers. I wonder what she did to get back in Bay's good graces.
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03-28-2014 , 07:14 AM
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Looks good imo. I'll be seeing it in IMAX for sure.
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