NEVER waxed I understand.

HOWEVER, I'm going to have to assume you HAVE shaved down THERE since you did not explicitly state that you NEVER have shaved THERE, as you did for waxing.

Moving on: SPIT or SWALLOW?

Springs,

Please let me know what you think of the following behavior, which I know people who do:

Say you are in a big, unwieldy store, like a CostCo, where everything is not super easy to find and things can be very far away. Now, you are nearly done with your shopping, and you see in someone else's cart something awesome. Since it is in their cart, and the cart is owned by the store and the items in the cart are owned by the store, you can just take the awesome thing and put it in your cart. (Particularly if no one is looking.)

Personally I disagree that this is a reasonable thing to do, but I assume you are OK with it?

Because of the calories?

She's mentally ill.

So when you're looking for a parking spot and you see someone about to leave,
you just drive by so you won't block traffic behind you, and keep looking for an empty spot...

Right?

I have shaved "down there" before, but it did make me itchy when I did it, so I don't care to do that.

Spit.

Because there are no "TURNS" in a parking lot, but there are in lines inside the store, understand?

NO, I am not. I am very NORMAL.

I think it would be wrong in that the idea of the cart is you get what you want to purchase inside the cart, so it would be morally wrong to make someone go back to get that item. It's just lazy if you take it from the cart someone has. It still would be legal, but morally it would be very wrong. While no one owns the item except the store nor the cart, it wouldn't be right for me to take the item and put it in my basket. This isn't the same as spots in line though. You can be in a line without one item just to ask the cashier a question even or to buy alcohol or cigarettes in certain lines like at Walmart they have some lines like that where in that exact line, they have the cigarettes, but no other line has it, so the person is in line, but has nothing in their hands.

I wouldn't take something that someone else got in their cart just because that's wrong. They were PLANNING to purchase it eventually and that is the point of why it would be wrong for me to make them go all the way back to the shelf to get it.

Did you wrote it as NORMAL to emphasis that you're super normal?

http://margalite.webatu.com/springs1.html

It works!

I took this post by Springs1, translated it, and got the version copied below the original that looks just like a Springs1 post.

ummmmmmmm… wait, WAT?

You broke it! What did you think would happen when you translated a Springs1 post into Springs1?

I don't write "1's" in my post, so that's not something I do and you all know that.

FYP to version Springs1.3

After googling Springs1 I was amazed at the kind of internet celebrity she is. Good job OOT.

Nope.

Googling this character is a pretty good way to kill a bit to a lot of time, depending on how far down the rabbit hole you want to go.

If they don't have their back up lights on, I ALWAYS drive by if someone is in the back of me. There's a ***HUGE*** DIFFERENCE if someone is about to leave like they aren't even in their car yet vs. someone that is backing up.

Even if someone is not in the back of me, if they aren't even in their car yet, I NEVER just sit there, because someone may be trying to back out that I don't know about. It's the HONEST to GOD'S TRUTH, I SWEAR!!

What I usually do in that case if no one is in the back of me, I circle around hoping the spot is still there when I get back around. If not, aw well, I wasn't going to hold up anyone to get it. It's just too long to wait to get the spot that I could be holding someone up. It's different if they are actively backing out, then I do wait even if someone is in the back of me, because they already are backing out, but NOT if they aren't even in their car yet, NO WAY!! Also, if someone is even in their car, unless they are actively backing out, I won't wait whether someone is in the back of me or not, doesn't matter, because I could be blocking someone that is trying to back out of another space. I have had that happen where I have been blocked due to a jerk that wanted a different space. I honked on their ass until they moved they INCONSIDERATE JERK!

Springs,

Do you get REGULAR or DIET ranch dressing?

Regular. I diet during the week. I do eat light ranch sometimes during the work week though if I don't have any left over ranch from the restaurants over the weekend.

You MEAN starve yourself during THE week.

Springs1,

Thank you for VALIDATING my decision to LEAVE Louisiana you WEIRDO

Sort of, I guess. I eat least eat a little so I don't pass out from low blood sugar and so I can feel I can do it. I couldn't just not eat anything during a day, because that would be extremely difficult to control hunger. Water helps some and that has no calories thankfully.

I am not a weirdo, MEANIE!