Person in the spot + person waiting.

That pic is sad af, and lbr probably never lived outside a in pickup truck state and never had a real pizza, so dump that jizzy stuff onto your little caesars and guzzle away.

What state makes good pizza? They all taste like ranch dressing to me.

Well yeah, when you get used to dousing your **** pizza from Alabama or w/e you grew up, you just season away by default. Kind of like those Sizzler ****s that ask for A1 when they run across a real steak.

Ew, I like ranch better on steak.

I can't comment too much on the steak because it's been close to 30 years and even back then I would have preferred the A1 taste to the steak, but presumably you steak ****s like the taste of a good cut, and that's what you're doing to your zaa.

All,

I can't believe some of you are speculating Springs1 is a fat female. Didn't you read her blog and the comments? I mean, it's a blog: it won't take a lifetime to read it plus the comments. Anyway, since you're all lazy:

She's underweight.

Beeyoft.

Well, her fingers are so fat she can't even always lift them off of the shift key; there's no reason to assume the rest of her body is not of similarly corpulent proportion.

HINT: you CANNOT TRUST everything she says. TIME AND TIME again in this thread she has demonstrated her fluid sense of morality.

I'm curious how these states where you can get good pizza manage to keep all the people that know how to make it from moving somewhere else if they want to and opening up a pizzeria in a nice college town like Norman, Oklahoma. I've never noticed any checkpoints. And they could always sell this secret pizza making method to the highest bidder over the internet, that's got to be worth millions. Maybe there's some technology I'm not aware of that keeps these people from leaving or sharing their knowledge.

Who wouldn't trade Brooklyn for Norman?

Springs,

You might want to consider THE FACK as a HOME COURT on 2+2. They like to ACCENTUATE their sentences like you.

OOT mods,

Wait, is this TRUE? This poster claiming to be thin is actually a FAT LIAR? I know a lot of people LIE online, but it is really NOT COOL for someone to pretend to be thin if they are FAT.

but 92-102 and 5'0 is right in my WHEELHOUSE. i want to BELIEVE.

solid troll thread kkf

Hey jerk, stop stealing people's spots. Also, lose some weight.

I refuse to believe that a CRAZY person would also STOOP to ***LYING*** about their weight.

I am NOT lying, I promise. If you want to believe what you want, I can't stop you, but I am TRULY NOT fat. By what you believe, you will never find out what I look like, because I am NOWHERE NEAR FAT. Before dinner tonight, I was 96lbs. I weigh myself EVERY SINGLE DAY morning and night time. I have been dieting since I was probably 15yrs or so, off and on, but more on than off. Before 20yrs old, I never saw on the scale over 100lbs even. In 1999 for a brief time, I wasn't dieting, let myself get to 106lbs. I have a video of myself dancing and I am glad I did it, because I didn't like my arms that they looked fat to me, so that's my encouragement to not be that way again. I was 103lbs probably in that video or so. In 2000, I got back to the weight I used to be back then 93lbs-94lbs. I kept that weight until 2009 or so. What happened was, back then I took birth control pills, well when the insurance changed me to a generic brand, that's when I stated to have very severe constipation issues and didn't at first know this was causing this since it doesn't list that side effect, but that's the only thing that was changed. So, anyway, once I switched to different pills, I was fine. The thing was, I kept my 4lb weight gain and never have gotten back since. So, now I keep my weight at 98lbs. What happens is, I do what I call "DIET DAYS" for example, yesterday all I had was a half of a cup of oatmeal with a little sugar in it, cinnamon, and a little skim milk, my vitamins, water to drink at each meal, and 1 and 1/4 cup of honey nut cherrios without milk. That's less than 500 calories, I lose 2lbs in one day. Sometimes I do a diet day that is around 900 calories, which is less than 1,000 calories, I lose 1 pound that day. On a typical normal week(not counting this week since it's close to a holiday), I do the full diet day(less than 500 calories either on Monday or Tuesday(usually Monday) and I also do one on ALWAYS on FRIDAYS normally. I eat normally on the other days. Sometimes I may do 2 less than 500 calorie diet days in the week and on Wednesdays for example, sometimes I may do a 900 calorie day so I lose one pound. I do this so I can ENJOY MY LIFE so I can eat what I want the days I do want. For example, tomorrow will be back to less than 500 calories so I can eat a good amount on Thanksgiving. One doctor I had said "Why don't you just eat normally?" It's easy for her to say maybe she doesn't love food like I do, but I love food and want to be not fat MORE than the love for food, so I suffer with hunger by going to bed hungry. It's WORTH IT, BELIEVE ME, it's WORTH IT so I can eat the amount of food I want to.

Also, during the years, I have had a number of bouts of low blood sugar at times have had to wake up during the night have to eat some sugar. I am not diabetic(I have just even recently got tested about a month ago), this can happen if you don't eat properly. In high school, I used to diet majorly like I'd eat a poptart, a glass of milk and then a banana for lunch for 3 days, the forth day eat an apple instead of banana for lunch, do this for 4 days total diet so I could binge eat 3 days all day. I did this throughout 1995-1997. In 1994, I didn't have a period for a few months(never had intercourse), but it was due to not eating properly. So I got on birth control even though I didn't even have a boyfriend or had sex even for about a year to get my period regulated. It worked, because I haven't had that issue since with my missing periods.

What happens during a low blood sugar episode is that you get shaky, hot, your heart beats fast, feeling like you might faint, you literally can black out, etc.

This year during the summer, I was preparing for a vacation dieting a bit more than usual. At work, I literally had to go eat some sugar(thankfully I wasn't dieting that day to ruin my diet), because from the days before not eating enough. I felt that funny faint shaky feeling. I ate spoons of sugar for the coffee drinkers(I don't drink hot coffee).

So do you believe me now? I am TRULY NOT LYING, HONESTLY! I have been dieting since 1992 at least for the most part and only went off of the dieting for a little less than a year.

I would rather die than be fat. I also NEVER ONCE threw up my food. I'd rather not eat than throw up. Throwing up is very disgusting and it makes you feel so bad. Also, that's so much more dangerous like the lady "Terry Shiavo."

I would do almost anything not to be fat(obviously not throwing up.) I'd rather just suffer with hunger. It's just so worth it when people think I am younger than I am and that has a GREAT deal to do with I am not fat. I know because I don't smoke and I stay out the sun a lot that it helps, but if I were fat, I know I would look my age.

I would rather look better and suffer through hunger than be fat get told I got fat and I'd rather not eat healthy because I want to enjoy my life.

Back in 2005, somehow I got back to 87lbs LITERALLY. That was a bit too small.

You have to remember I am 5 feet zero, so since I am short, 87lbs isn't that skinny really on a person that is only 5 feet.

Anyway, believe what you want, but I am TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. I was so obsessed with food, I used to go to the free food events at the college just to get the food not for the event. What I would do back then is get back to 90lbs, then by the end of the week I'd be back to 94lbs. So in order to be not fat so I could eat at these free food events, back then I'd diet friday, saturday, sunday, and monday, so I could eat tuesday, wednesday, and thursday whatever I wanted all day. It worked.

So when I am 96lbs on Fridays(now-a-days), by Monday I am sometimes 100lbs-101lbs-102lbs, but some of that is water weight gain and some is real weight as well. Sometimes by Tuesday I am already back to 99lbs.

So do you believe me now?

I was that weight until 2009. I keep my weight at around 98lbs.

Do you think you're BETTER than Terri SCHIAVO?

My eyes and teeth.

Sex move - I make songs sexual that aren't sexual. Like go down to the ground with "Hungry like the wolf".

Gyrating.

Things that aren't sexy that I know how to do are cartwheels and splits.

NO, just wouldn't want what happened to her to happen to me. I would and have NEVER thrown up my food on purpose. Now, I will say twice during 1995-1997 during some of the college years, back then I told you all I binge at for 3 days, well, twice I overate to where I threw up by having too much food at once. Anyone saw that show that used to have on tv called "Hurl." If you did, you'd understand if you eat too much at once, you can make yourself sick not intentionally but just that you ate too much food at once kind of like when you drink too much alcohol.

No, I am not better than she was.

That line though has no turns. A parking lot is not where someone is at the other end saying who is next. Also, how is it nice to block someone just to wait for "YOUR" space? That's selfish, NOT nice, isn't it?

It's not a line that has turns.

They didn't create a line, they are just simply BLOCKING TRAFFIC and I am stuck behind them when I shouldn't be. They shouldn't be blocking me.

I am not fat. Read my previous response to that. You must be fat to say that, aren't you?

96 lbs prob more like 96 kgs

Because in parking lots, you don't have laws. Also, blocking someone to get "YOUR" space is VERY SELFISH and SELF-CENTERED. I don't block someone to get a space unless the person is LITERALLY BACKING UP already out of the space. I am talking about the people that sit and wait for a person that isn't even in their vehicle yet like they are putting away their groceries still. That's just wrong. Also, if I come up to a space that's empty, why should I bypass that space just because someone blocked me that I had to go around them(they inconvenienced me and others from going or backing out of spaces that they are blocking)? They aren't more privileged than I am to get that space. Legally I have just as much 100% EQUAL RIGHTS as they do to it. Whoever gets to spot first is the same thing as whoever gets to the line first when you are checking out. Whoever gets to it first, gets it. That's how it works. It's just like being heading to a check out line. Whoever gets to it first is whoever gets to it first.

WHY you feel those people had more moral rights than I did when they were BLOCKING people's time to get it? If anything, I am BETTER human being inside my heart than they are to NOT block people to get a space. When I back out of a space, I go back into my space the times I didn't know someone was coming down the aisle. Now if I know they want my space(like their turn signal on), then I will go because they obviously want the space I am in. I don't make people stop for me even. That's how CONSIDERATE I am of others. I expect others to do the same by NOT blocking me to wait for a space that "THEY SELFISHLY WANT." By waiting for the space, they are only thinking of themselves, so why can't I do the **FREAKING SAME***,HUH??? They aren't considering MY FEELINGS OR TIME, ARE THEY? WHY should I consider theirs when they aren't considering mine, if anything, they are doing what I *********NEVER, EVER DO************ which is to BLOCK someone making their time being taken up so I could have a space. I don't do that, I expect others not to do it to me. As I said, if someone is already half-way out, I can't make them go back into their space, can I? So that's the only time I wait for a space is if the person is already at the time actively backing out already or if I see nobody behind me if the person is with their back-up lights on I will let them out with my turn signal on ONLY if NO ONE IS IN THE BACK OF ME. If there is, I don't block them to get it.

Do you get what the difference is here? In a parking lot, you can wait several minutes waiting for the person's space whereas letting someone in front of you with their signal takes mere 2 seconds maybe. Also, no one wants to make a u-turn and go further if they don't have to because sometimes you may have to go for a half of a mile to get back to where you needed to go if someone didn't let you in whereas a parking space, big deal so you parked a little further, WHO CARES? One of the ladies that had confronted me, she parked literally 4 or 5 spaces down, WHOOPEE DO. I mean really. She confronted me over that and it wasn't rainy, she was able to walk just fine, etc. It really takes the cake that people think they have LEGAL or MORAL rights to blocking others to get "THEIR" whatever in life. Especially, after she parked a few spaces or so down, it's not that big of a deal and I don't understand why she made it out to be? She acted like she PURCHASED that space or something. It wasn't hers. What happened was I went down this aisle that starts almost by the store and she was waiting I went around her and swooped in as the person backed up because she STUPIDLY left WAYYYY TOO MUCH SPACE so someone could do that. I had to inconvenience myself to maneuver around her vehicle when I shouldn't have had to. She shouldn't have confronted me and she shouldn't have waited for the space to begin with. She even said "My scrawny little ass." to me even the IMMATURE B****. Why should I have bypassed it because she was partially blocking the lane simply because she was waiting for it? I think that's not fair. It's not a line of turns in a parking lot. It's WHOEVER gets to the space first is who gets it. It's just like heading to the line in the store whoever gets to the line first gets the spot in line.

She wasn't better than me to have the space. I don't understand why people are like this that think because they wait for something it's theirs. It's NOT theirs in every case.

ONLY if the other lanes are going slower, but will go to the other lanes once I can. I don't just go to the left lane unless I need to turn or something.