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Small Town Police: Excuses For Pulling You Over Small Town Police: Excuses For Pulling You Over

08-03-2015 , 09:27 AM
Yes, I'm pretty certain that is her.

How else do you think I get 22-year-old college chicks to bang a married man twice their age? I indoctrinate using Article IV of the Articles of Confederation, of course: "The better to secure and perpetuate mutual friendship and intercourse among the people of the different states in this union, the free inhabitants... shall be entitled to all privileges and immunities of free citizens in the several states."

Of course I don't go too much into detail with Article I, where it explains that a free inhabitant is merely someone who is not a slave, and so sometimes they find themselves getting into legal trouble from time to time in this current age. Oh well, everyone has their own journey toward enlightenment... I am happy to see her vehemently guarding the bag with our sex toys in it, though.
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08-03-2015 , 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by SirOsis
What the hell are cops doing when they take your license and registration and go back to their car and sit in it for 15 minutes? It can't take that long to run your information through the system.
It doesn't if they have SCMODS
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08-03-2015 , 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by PokerDharma
Driving While License Suspended is a Class B Misdemeanor in Texas which is jailable. You got off easy if you have a suspended license and didn't get arrested for it.


I once failed to give 100 feet of warning with my signal before changing lanes. I used my signal and changed lanes. I just didn't stay in my lane for 100 feet with the signal on before I changed lanes. I was the only person on the road.
This. While not a misdemeanor in NY and NJ, it still leads to you being arrested, and in NJ, you face significant fines which escalate each time you get one. I would know, I had two there when younger.
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