This is the least weird sex story in history.

The weirdest thing is that the average mother puts up with over nine months of discomfort for ninety seconds of pleasure.

If you're in a hurry, sure. But if you do it right, it takes way longer than ninety seconds to cook and eat a baby.

WTF?!? Camp Bukkake Breakdown ITT.

That's a fairly tame camp story. Sometimes it's shaving cream, other times its a slop of jizz. At sleepovers games of truth or dare would escalate to eating bugs, then drinking cups of piss, and finally consuming semen; it rarely seemed to go beyond the bugs.

I personally have little to share, mum was never bright on sending me to camp. My oldest friend went to some religious sleep-a-way deal every summer growing up. The year he stopped he was found four miles from campsight (he was nine) walking along the rode. Earlier that day he walked in on a bunkmate masturbating in front of another in exchange for a piece of gum.

Is it normal for kids to jack off together? I know it happens, but I assume it's typically one kid who was molested or psycopathic influencing the rest of the group to do so.

That's nuts. Craziest thing I remember in camp was one kid pissing on another kid in the shower. And I played my fair share of Truth or Dare growing up. Never got past kissing as far as anything sexual goes.

Is it normal for people to go to camp in the US? The whole religious camps idea seems super creepy to me.

I'm from the Southern US, religious camp is fairly common.

I got talked into attending one with tales of illicit cigarettes in the woods with girls, and such.

It turned out to be a week long hell march for Jesus.

Religious camp ahaha

thats so crazy lol religion is such a joke

Sex for olds is beyond fantastic. I told my SO that we had sex three times in the last two days. He can't remember if we did, so he took me to dinner and bought me a diamond bracelet. Doesn't get any better than that.

When she told me, it reminded me of a bit from one of Louis CK's specials.



I tried it but backed off really fast when she started screaming as though she was being murdered. I thought she'd just fight back a little, but would give in and go back to normal sex rather easily. However, she was full-on fighting back kicking and yelling and **** like that. I was afraid that somebody would call the cops thinking that I was actually raping her and I highly doubt the "rape fetish defense" would hold up in court.

A+

I don't get the point of this thread.

I thought it was gonna be "sexual intercourse is weird" which I think is true. The act itself is bizarre. Even as a guy I don't particularly like that part, although the lead-up can be fun.

Instead I guess it's some kind of perverted fantasy thread, and I'm not real eager to hear those from a bunch of 2+2ers, so I'll move on.

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My first "serious" girlfriend was one I met at a church camp in the midwest.

I went to church camp growing up. Pretty standard for a lot of fundamentalist churches.

More germane to this thread, I've also been to a swingers club.

Church camp stories are too racy. What happened at the swingers club?

People had sex.

Was it like this?

Lol, not exactly.

There was a bar/eating/conversation area on the ground floor. Nudity there, although rarely full, but not much overt sexual activity. Downstairs was a big hottub and I think a couple of rooms with stuff like swings. Upstairs were most rooms with beds, some with windows you could watch, some not, and a couple labeled for group sex only IIRC.

I mean it was sort of just like watching porn but live, from a spectator POV.

No weird sex thread complete without some Sgt RJ posts!

This actually sounds like a lot of fun.

She can't be the only OOTer to have gone to a swingers club...