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If he doesn't do his job and tell you to gtfo, then he looks like he isn't doing his job, because he isn't. You expect him to risk his living just so you can "catch them all"? He has no incentive to let your self-centeredness come between himself and his living so next time just gtfo and don't be a dick about it gameboy.

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03-05-2012 , 02:02 AM

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Phresh

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Yeah, haha. I had that typed out too. You are asking him to do the exact opposite of the rule he was hired to enforce. It's not "NO PARKING" it's "NO WAITING" which is what you're doing. I agree with him unless it was Temple Run. That game is so SUH-WEET!

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03-05-2012 , 02:11 AM

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Omar Comin

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Originally Posted by DblBarrelJ

I like this guy. Beer cans, trucks, kids, drunken brother, yelling random **** at passers by, them stopping to continue.. Reminds me of my childhood.

Very surprising that you're in law enforcement.

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03-05-2012 , 02:23 AM

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Dids

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I was def being a jerk but he also could've been more flexible. there was almost no one at the airport at the time

You are very likely a horrible, stupid, selfish person. That you think this story belongs in this thread reflects so incredibly poorly on you

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03-05-2012 , 02:25 AM

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garcia1000

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jmakinmecrzy your post quality has really declined recently

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03-05-2012 , 02:28 AM

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Omar Comin

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We should check his car battery to see if anything in the history will tell us why.

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03-05-2012 , 02:43 AM

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Where did you get those clothes, from the toilet store?

Pretty good.

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03-05-2012 , 02:49 AM

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Related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kTWAvsqlTU

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03-05-2012 , 03:24 AM

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Jonny El

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I was in a circle with a few people conversing when the token "cheesy guy" pipes up that he's a "lesbian in a man's body", so I busted out "so you're pretending to be a man or do you like being penetrated with strap ons?"

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03-05-2012 , 03:27 AM

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Omar Comin

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

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03-05-2012 , 03:30 AM

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kioshk

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Originally Posted by garcia1000

jmakinmecrzy your post quality has really declined recently

maybe he just had a bad thread here.

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03-05-2012 , 03:43 AM

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tarheelbluez

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I just had the local news back home do a 6pm feature story on this ******* sex offender that broke in my house.......blasted him LOLLLLL

http://www.wral.com/news/local/wral_.../#/vid10791417

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03-05-2012 , 03:44 AM

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Shelldonahue

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Originally Posted by Jonny El

The first "burn" that actually made me laugh. Nice.

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Should have just smacked your wife for making you wait.

Abuse is not funny.

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03-05-2012 , 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Shelldonahue

Abuse is not funny.

This is, of course, false.

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03-05-2012 , 12:36 PM

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fredd-bird

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Wonder if Anacardo will ever post itt about that epic delivery to the Burns' househould.

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03-05-2012 , 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by jmakinmecrzy

You're right. I would just hate to spoil an obvious 5 star thread.

I like how you feel the need to make it a point that you hate the thread so much and you want everybody to care about your displeasure of it.

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03-05-2012 , 08:27 PM

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PJo336

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I like how you feel the need to make it a point that you hate the thread so much and you want everybody to care about your displeasure of it.

Well mission accomplished for him then, bc here you are responding 36 hours later

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03-05-2012 , 08:49 PM

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econophile

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did zagat's write this thread title?

hey-o

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03-05-2012 , 09:00 PM

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My 5th or 6th grade teacher's husband was a prison guard who had been charged with smuggling contraband into the prison. She pissed me off because she had the class vote on whether I should be allowed to go on a field trip (I lost, ldo). So I called her a drug dealer like her husband.

i find this incredibly amusing.

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03-05-2012 , 11:16 PM

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Small group of coworkers discussing a recent news story in which a guy was convicted of serving his ejaculate along with a yogurt sample to a customer at a grocery store.

Me: "She spit it out on the floor. She knew what she was tasting."

Female coworker: "I would've killed him!"

Me: "You would have asked for seconds!"

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03-05-2012 , 11:43 PM

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I was def being a jerk but he also could've been more flexible. there was almost no one at the airport at the time

Not to pile on here, but way to miss the point of his job. It's not to ease the flow of traffic, it's to minimize the carnage from car bombs.

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03-06-2012 , 12:19 AM

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Phresh

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FYJ

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03-06-2012 , 12:29 AM

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LiveNow

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Originally Posted by fracas

Not to pile on here, but way to miss the point of his job. It's not to ease the flow of traffic, it's to minimize the carnage from car bombs.

yeah we get a lot of car bombings in canada.

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03-06-2012 , 09:49 AM

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See? It works!

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04-20-2012 , 01:42 AM

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Was thinking about that "go where you stupid baby" call and couldn't stop laughing. Thought I'd bump the thread...

Oh and one that happened in my footy game on the weekend. We were loosing by like 100 so the opposition was trash talking and what ever. One of them goes to my mate "What will you be doing in September?" My mate replied "I'm pretty rich, probably go to Miami or something" so the guy says "oh yeh? Well we will be in the finals!".

Such a **** burn on par with the go where you stupid baby.

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