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**Put Garlic In Your Butt To Kill The Worms November LC Thread** **Put Garlic In Your Butt To Kill The Worms November LC Thread**

11-03-2014 , 10:00 PM
Re: chapstick, I buy a new Carmex just about every time I go to Vegas
11-03-2014 , 10:04 PM
I like "snatch". It has the perfect mix of crassness and versatility, capable of referring to both the labia and the primary queefbox. With the hard "a" sound and the tail-end muddle of consonants, it's inelegant and unfit for dirty talk; it's the sound alcoholic, chain-smoking bums make when they puke.
11-03-2014 , 10:06 PM
Snatch would be a great lip balm brand
11-03-2014 , 10:09 PM
I think jmakin can make the uber thing work, what are the reasons for thinking it won't work out?

I could actually see it going the complete opposite way and he become hooked on it and fits in hours during the day and marathons night time sessions.
11-03-2014 , 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Omar Comin
Let's see if we can change jmakin's car horn to make a vulvazela sound.
the sonata's horn sounds like a queef, it's pathetic.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Larry Legend
I think jmakin can make the uber thing work, what are the reasons for thinking it won't work out?

I could actually see it going the complete opposite way and he become hooked on it and fits in hours during the day and marathons night time sessions.
I really hope it works, I like having a way to make money on the side. Poker was that for me for a long time before black friday. And school is getting more and more demanding on my time so it will be nice to have something flexible.
11-03-2014 , 10:46 PM
LL: I think he'll mouth off to stupid annoying drunk people and get bad ratings and get booted off the service.

j: There's a lot of debate about the economics of Uber for people who are doing it for a living, but I know a few people who do Uber and Lyft just to make a little extra money in their spare time, and they love it. Also, FYI there are all sorts of referral bonuses, guaranteed hourly rates, etc for new drivers on all these services. No idea about details.
11-03-2014 , 10:52 PM
I have never heard an interesting story about anything Uber related
11-03-2014 , 11:11 PM
G,

That was in the pre jmakin era of Uber.
11-03-2014 , 11:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rei Ayanami
I like "snatch". It has the perfect mix of crassness and versatility, capable of referring to both the labia and the primary queefbox. With the hard "a" sound and the tail-end muddle of consonants, it's inelegant and unfit for dirty talk; it's the sound alcoholic, chain-smoking bums make when they puke.
It reaches out and grabs you.
11-03-2014 , 11:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kioshk
It reaches out and grabs you.
ICWUDT
11-03-2014 , 11:37 PM
Stop displaying the vulva in the vestibule
11-03-2014 , 11:48 PM
screw jmakin, tbab being an uber driver would be worthy of a reality show
11-04-2014 , 12:04 AM
Yeah, but it would be sponsored by Lyft
11-04-2014 , 12:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alobar
screw jmakin, tbab being an uber driver would be worthy of a reality show
make this happen... oh my god

el d, yea i'll look into that
11-04-2014 , 01:35 AM
Rei ayanami, I have a similair problem and have be looking for swimwear.
where can i find this pair of speedos

11-04-2014 , 02:05 AM
I am pro tbabs being uber driver as well
11-04-2014 , 02:07 AM
I want you to became an uber driver Brycie
11-04-2014 , 02:18 AM
I have recently been productive and "solved" the problem of 14 brownback campaign signs : )
11-04-2014 , 02:27 AM
What is a brownback campaign sign?
11-04-2014 , 02:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Villian1
What is a brownback campaign sign?
Sam brownback the psychotic governor of kansas. i look forward to him losing tommorrow
11-04-2014 , 02:32 AM
Oh ok cool. I was too scared to google it.
11-04-2014 , 02:38 AM
lol not knowing Sam Brownback. Do you all know nothing about Kansas! I suppose you don't know Robert Dole or Nancy Kassebaum either.
11-04-2014 , 02:40 AM
Robert Dole is a pineapple magnate and Kasselbaum something something less than 12 parsecs
11-04-2014 , 02:48 AM
I know nothing about Kansas except I have a buddy who plays baseball there (or maybe that's Missouri? Either way, he lives on the kansas side) and the pics bryce has shared with us. Doesn't seem like a terrible place but its not really my speed from the nothing I know about it.
11-04-2014 , 03:14 AM
Some movie, probably 80's, Someone says something like:

What's in Kansas?

Wheat. (asperating hard)

Wheat?

Wheat

      
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