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11-02-2014 , 12:21 AM

#26

kioshk

Nixonian

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lol, I had a pumpkin bucket.

11-02-2014 , 12:26 AM

#27

pongo

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Lol, he is three years old.

11-02-2014 , 12:46 AM

#28

Brock Landers

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pongo

Lol, he is three years old.

No excuse because he is larger than most 12 year olds and a 12 year old should damn well know better

11-02-2014 , 03:35 AM

#29

NhlNut

KANGZ

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 18,186

If you decide to ration out the candy, don't hide it in the oven.

11-02-2014 , 10:45 AM

#30

I_AM_EVIL

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The look on his face in the 1st pic is like he's saying "I'm eating the whole thing and I dare you to try and stop me."

11-02-2014 , 02:11 PM

#31

El Diablo

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All,

http://www.businessinsider.com/women...r-ride-2014-11

Ugh, can't stand chicks like this.

11-02-2014 , 02:14 PM

#32

jmakin

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 30,120

Lol if 300 bucks is gonna break the bank maybe you shouldn't be going out for drinks you dumb bitch.

Need to finish my uber application, ****

11-02-2014 , 02:21 PM

#33

Banned4lyfe

Sup-Bah? Pop-Bah Pooh-Bear Permanently Pooh-Bah Billy Walters Jr

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 13,932

Quote:

When 3 AM rolled around, I suggested we take an Uber home to avoid drunk driving (#responsibility/#MADD). I live 22 minutes , tops, from the party I was leaving.

When I awoke this morning, I heard a friend talking about how outrageous Uber rates were the night before (9x original rate).

No one bothered to chip in? GFM better nip this in the bud or this is all we'll see.

Quote:

Thanks for the ride, Muhammed.

Nice.

Edit: $220 Anon. donation seems pretty strange.

Last edited by Banned4lyfe; 11-02-2014 at 02:40 PM.

11-02-2014 , 02:25 PM

#34

El Diablo

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J,

That of course is a good point. But wrt Uber specifically, they pop up a message telling you prices are surging, ask you to confirm that you want to accept the higher price or wait to be notified when prices have gone down, THEN have you actually type the surge amount as a confirmation of understanding and acceptance.

But of course she's an entitled cute chick, so she should be able to do whatever she wants and have other people pay for it later.

11-02-2014 , 02:27 PM

#35

jmakin

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Quote:

Originally Posted by El Diablo

Haha, yea, i forgot about that. I'd chalk that up to "lol millennials" rather than lolwomen though. Also wtf 450 rent in SF? And isn't the min wage like 15/hr there?

I an actually going to be driving uber in a month or so, hope i don't have to deal with ****s like that. Customer service has never been a strong point of mine.

11-02-2014 , 02:29 PM

#36

El Diablo

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J,

That was in Baltimore.

11-02-2014 , 02:31 PM

#37

microbet

Solar Powered

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Google seems to think that most Uber drivers make less than minimum wage.

11-02-2014 , 02:33 PM

#38

jmakin

banned

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Quote:

Originally Posted by El Diablo

J,

That was in Baltimore.

Still, wtf

11-02-2014 , 02:34 PM

#39

Banned4lyfe

Sup-Bah? Pop-Bah Pooh-Bear Permanently Pooh-Bah Billy Walters Jr

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 13,932

J''s Uber reviews

"Driver screamed code brown then pulled over into a gas station."

11-02-2014 , 02:36 PM

#40

jmakin

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Lol. It'll be an interesting experiment for sure. Can you be fired? Haven't been able to find an answer on that one.

11-02-2014 , 02:47 PM

#41

El Diablo

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J,

Very easy to get fired from Uber. It happens for a bunch of reasons, some are:

1) low ratings from customers
2) complaints from customers
3) not accepting enough rides
4) canceling accepted rides

You have to maintain a rating in the high 4's to stay an Uber driver.

11-02-2014 , 02:49 PM

#42

jmakin

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well, it'll probably be a short experiment then

still though, that story makes me rage hard. next time i drunkenly blow a grand in vegas i'm gonna start a kickstarter to recoup my losses.

11-02-2014 , 04:13 PM

#43

ChipWrecked

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http://www.thedailybeast.com/article...-arkansas.html

I think about my poor homies who aren't allowed to have a beer sometimes, like when I'm walking down Mission Street smoking a joint.

11-02-2014 , 04:22 PM

#44

Rei Ayanami

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Quote:

Originally Posted by El Diablo

All,

http://www.businessinsider.com/women...r-ride-2014-11

Ugh, can't stand chicks like this.

lol

11-02-2014 , 04:40 PM

#45

ty71087

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lol women

11-02-2014 , 04:41 PM

#46

ty71087

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ChipWrecked

http://www.thedailybeast.com/article...-arkansas.html

I think about my poor homies who aren't allowed to have a beer sometimes, like when I'm walking down Mission Street smoking a joint.

ha people drink in those counties. There are still bars, you just have to drive 5 minutes further to buy alcohol. It can be annoying though.

11-02-2014 , 06:20 PM

#47

chopstick

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The worst part about that uber thing is how every other word in her instagram post is hashtagged.

11-02-2014 , 07:08 PM

#48

jmakin

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I'm so lazy that if drinking means having to walk farther than my fridge I just won't do it.

today's discussion made me go and finish my uber app finally, just getting a vehicle inspection this week and im good to go. apparently i passed the background check.

i'm thinking there must be a huge element of suck to this or everyone would be doing it.

Last edited by jmakin; 11-02-2014 at 07:16 PM.