So at work the other day one of the young chicks (chick #1) at my office suggested that she could run faster than my office manager, 2+2er Mcpherzen. One of the other young chicks (chick #2) at my office agreed and felt that she could also run faster than Mcpherzen.
Since I am under the general impression that girls run slower than dudes, I laughed at them and suggested we bet on it. I offered 3:1 odds and they both accepted. During a conversation with Usher's special ladyfriend last night, she agreed that chick #2, whom she knows well, would be able to run faster than Mcpherzen, whom she also knows. So I booked action with her too.
The bet: A 50 yard footrace on grass.
The contestants:
Mcpherzen: My office manager and longtime friend. He is 38 years old and does not exercise. He cannot remember the last time he ran at full speed, and it has definitely been more than 5 years. When he was younger he was fast and athletic.
Here is a picture of Mcpherzen with me and Suzzer. He is on the left:
Chick #1 A 23 year-old who works at my office. She is strong and athletic and works out regularly. She has never ran competitively.
Her only experience with prop betting is that she fails at eating 100 oreos in 2 hours:
Chick #2 A 28 year-old who works at my office. We served together in the Army and she is very fit. She works out regulary also. She has never ran competitively but always finished at the front in any Army drill that involved running.
Here is a picture of Chick #2 making out with my special ladyfriend:
This seems like a lock to me. I"ll post a video of the race as soon as I can. Let's hear how OOT would handicap it.
Irieguy