Open Side Menu Go to the Top
Register
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress

09-29-2019 , 02:12 AM
I went buying to 5 different shops and the all of the mattresses under $399 were very uncomfortable. They do this for a reason, they don't ever want to sell the $399 mattress, but they want you to think that all mattresses that are comfortable need to cost over $800. I like a mattress with medium firmness, not too hard, but not too soft, healthy and comfortable thats all I really need. Can anyone suggest me one?
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote
09-29-2019 , 02:15 AM
You find any reliable and affordable time machines, you give us a holler.
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote
09-29-2019 , 02:29 AM
in b4 this thread gets put to bed
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote
09-29-2019 , 02:32 AM
This post made me wonder what could make a mattress unreliable.
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote
09-29-2019 , 03:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eviljeff
This post made me wonder what could make a mattress unreliable.
It lies, it sleeps with your wife. Very unreliable
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote
09-29-2019 , 03:34 AM
Usually we delete these threads when we ban spammers, but this one looks like fun. Might need to get bounced around the forums so everyone gets a chance to jump on the mattress.
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote
09-29-2019 , 03:57 AM
Get the one the homeless use, they make concrete feel comfortable.
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote
09-29-2019 , 03:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ernesttaylorbobs56
I went buying to 5 different shops and the all of the mattresses under $399 were very uncomfortable. They do this for a reason, they don't ever want to sell the $399 mattress, but they want you to think that all mattresses that are comfortable need to cost over $800.

Imagine how pissed they are when someone buys the $399 mattress
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote
09-29-2019 , 05:21 AM
just get a basic shitty mattress then buy a nice tempurpedic topper
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote
09-29-2019 , 06:08 AM
I'll get back to you once i've had a chance to sleep on it...
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote
09-29-2019 , 06:17 AM
Just go to IKEA
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote
09-29-2019 , 06:35 AM
this really begs the question why OP hasn't just gone straight to the source and asked the mod's mothers

but really... joining 2+2 to ask a mattress question... well done sir I'm in
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote
09-29-2019 , 07:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Couchsock
It lies, it sleeps with your wife. Very unreliable
lol this.
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote
09-29-2019 , 07:17 AM
I've been sleeping on the floor(on a 1.5" air mattress from Mountain Co-op) for a couple years now. They say it's better for you. I noticed my back felt better.
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote
09-29-2019 , 07:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by zica
I've been sleeping on the floor(on a 1.5" air mattress from Mountain Co-op) for a couple years now. They say it's better for you. I noticed my back felt better.
mattress on the floor is severely under rated

the original purpose of beds was to elevate you so rats and other vermin don't crawl over you in your sleep - we don't really have that need anymore so there's no real reason for a bed

also a big fan of air matresses

sadly though, both absence of a bed and an air mattress will be misinterpreted as you being a broke and classless donkey unless it's done in a proper decor it'll look like a crack house

just present it well and you'll be glad - it does take a few days to mentally adjust to being on the floor though
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote
09-29-2019 , 09:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by zica
I've been sleeping on the floor(on a 1.5" air mattress from Mountain Co-op) for a couple years now. They say it's better for you. I noticed my back felt better.
gotta love the lowrider on the floor, did that for a few years in college
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote
09-29-2019 , 09:23 AM
Quote:
the original purpose of beds was to elevate you so rats and other vermin don't crawl over you in your sleep
Citation Needed.
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote
09-29-2019 , 09:58 AM
Just dish out $1k for a good mattress you ****ing nit
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote
09-29-2019 , 10:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Garick
Citation Needed.
Is it, though?
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote
09-29-2019 , 10:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Garick
Citation Needed.
normally i'd say eat a dick cause the onus is you to look up a random factoid but you've been a just an benevolent mod so i saved you 30 seconds on google

https://www.thespruce.com/the-histor...he-bed-4062296

also, if anyone has spent time living in countries where pests are still a very big thing, you'll notice nearly everything is on a raised platform, including the houses themselves - it's also flooding/dampness but main reason is so bugs don't crawl over you in your sleep, which sure as sh@t happen to anyone who camps outside under the stars, i've been woken up by a number of critters who crawl over me, hence why i now bring a hammock when i sleep that way in areas low on mosquitos but high on everything else
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote
09-29-2019 , 11:32 AM
OP working on building his mattress range
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote
09-29-2019 , 11:41 AM
Zinus Memory Foam 12 Inch Green Tea Mattress

on amazon. its amazing
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote
09-29-2019 , 12:21 PM
Enough about mattresses guys. Give it a rest.
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote
09-29-2019 , 01:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nepeeme2008
Enough about mattresses guys. Give it a rest.
Mattress=Rest
Ha ha, so funny.

Permission granted to continue.

How bout a good pillow. anybody ever wonder how the Japanese can sleep with those square logs for pillows?
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote
09-29-2019 , 04:56 PM
I good mattress will last 5-10 years. 1k is not a big investment in your health.
Finding Reliable and Affordable Mattress Quote

      
m