That white stuff inside the Oreo: shortening + sugar. So gross. I'm guessing that competitive eaters like Kobayashi would probably wash them down whole with water rather than chew.

Everybody exept DJ Sensei, Kurosh, Jacknight21, and Good2cu must be either busto or ghey. I suspect both.

We're hamering out details, but it looks like this will go down on Monday. I still need a little more action for her to do it, so PM if you are interested. (Only if you are willing to risk at least $1K please).

I still can't believe that I can make a post that says "anybody want a >90% chance of winning a date with this girl?"



... and I get like 5 PMs. Srsly no wonder so many of you are virgins.

If everybody involved in the wagering is going to be present at my house I'm not going to post the video as a demonstration of general protest. (Of course i'll still post pics in spite of my disgust with the forum because I'm an artist at heart and the art must live even if the audience is mutinous.)

Irieguy

Irie,

You seem almost desperate to make this go down! You must be getting something good as vig!

All, for your viewing enjoyment, Oreo eating video someone (not a 2p2 competitor) posted in Oreo thread.

J,

Kobayashi and other eaters would scoff at this.

Candy Bars
Two Pounds Chocolate Candy Bars
6 minutes
Eric Booker

Cannoli (tied)
26 large cannoli/San Gennaro Festival
6 minutes/Sept. 15, 2006
Timothy Janus

Records

Her odds are probably like 6-1 and he's pocketing a cool 6k if she wins.

Lol it's hard to think of a more lose/lose scenario for me:

If she wins:

1. If she tips me for setting it up (she probably would) it will be less than the amount of actual $$ I lost in the wager.

2. My friends lose a bunch of $$.

3. Everybody accuses me of hustling them.

If she fails:

1. I win a nominal amount of money.

2. I don't get any lap dances or dates

3. My roommate will be pissed off, sad, sick, busto and fat.

4. I have to listen to stories about what a-holes my friends are when she gets home from any dates or finishes any lap dance sessions.


Still, for some (probably sick) reason I can't wait to see it.

Irieguy

You run good at life Irieguy.

If I was in Vegas I would definitely put up 1k even if I am low stakes. It would just be such a cool story and its clearly EV from reading the OOT thread.

Ps. I cant understand why not half of the poker players in Vegas jumps at this opportunity to become friends with such a cool guy as you Irieguy. The date seems kind of meh in comparison.

Keep,

Maybe. But 1k to win $83 is pretty :/ even if it comes with an irieguy party and half our of lap dancing.

see, the thing about dates is there needs to be some sort of mutual interest, so that there is a chance of something happening. sex, relationship, a good time. but this chic is most likely way out of most of our leagues (not krusher ldo) and is gonna resent us anyway for taking all her cash.

Jesus I wonder what this guy's dental plan costs him.

Also, Victor, that's what I thought. But then I realized "Irieguy thinks that thinking is weird." This indicates that Irieguy has a radically different manner of thinking regarding this stuff.

Then a ran a quick comparison of all my roommates and all his roommates. While my roommates came out way ahead in basketball, Halo, and bank robbing...




You and I are wrong. He is right.

Irie, you didn't want a ton of people anyway right? Also you can probably blame your ridiculous $2k runner runner for me not being up for this.

If I had the kind of money I'd need to risk 12k, I could get dates with girls like that on my own. :P

http://www.badlandsbooker.com/

Eric "Badlands" Booker.

That is some horrible flash and there is a bad sound if you let it sit long enough.

This bet should somehow involve the brunette everybody loves (Dids included) from the other threads.

Yeah, we definitely need more Jane pics.

flwy, u are of course correct. still, i like ugly girls better anyway. less pressure all around.