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Old 03-21-2008, 02:06 AM   #46
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El Diablo was inspired to inspire all of OOT to eat as many Oreos as they can in 2 hours and most everybody sucked. A few dudes ate a bunch but they puked and nobody ate more than 80.
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Old 03-21-2008, 02:11 AM   #47
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Irie,

I just want to say that I like the way you roll, my man.

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Old 03-21-2008, 02:15 AM   #48
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Alana's experience as a stripper will give her two key advantages that the apathetic poker players did not have in their ore00t off.
  • She is an expert at going through the motions. Performing her job with while totally detached from reality
  • She is well trained in the art of opening wide, relaxing her throat, and swallowing.
It won't be easy, but if anyone can do this it is Alana. She has been training for this her whole life
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Old 03-21-2008, 02:18 AM   #49
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I feel like there's no way she can do this but I'm not degen enough to risk 12k for an hour with a stripper.
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Old 03-21-2008, 02:20 AM   #50
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Cornell,

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Old 03-21-2008, 02:39 AM   #51
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I feel like there's no way she can do this but I'm not degen enough to risk 12k for an hour with a stripper.
If you put up the whole 12K you'd get 3 hours. Quit being so dramatic.

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Old 03-21-2008, 03:21 AM   #52
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"Obv a product of the "everybody wins" generation. Sorry, but you cannot do everything you put your mind to. The human body has limits"

right but 100 oreos is well within the limits of the human body. it is very possible and you will not die. but apparently you think otherwise.
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:27 AM   #53
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For $12k I would a) train, b) practice different kinds of pacing to see what works best, c) look into something I could eat ahead of time that might minimize some of the sugar shock, d) research any other ways to beat 100.

My guess is that like most things with the body you can build up a tolerance and work your way up to 100 w/o puking, using the full 2 hours.
The idea of a stripper who trains at competitive eating doesn't bring the best images to mind...
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:42 AM   #54
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I'll def put down at least 4k.
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:43 AM   #55
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right but 100 oreos is well within the limits of the human body. it is very possible and you will not die. but apparently you think otherwise.
She obviously won't die, but she will at least vomit, which is failure in this prop bet.
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:44 AM   #56
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Is she allowed to sprinkle some cocaine on the Oreos?
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:46 AM   #57
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If you put up the whole 12K you'd get 3 hours. Quit being so dramatic.

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Irie,
I'm obv just a huge nit, not dramatic.
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Old 03-21-2008, 05:05 AM   #58
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Alobar: "Tell her that for 30 mins of entertainment ill send her a video of me eating 100 in 30 mins, so she can see how its done." Big talk, dude, big talk.
hey, I've offered to put my money were my mouth is, you've shied away from such a bet.....does this mean youve changed your mind?
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Old 03-21-2008, 05:39 AM   #59
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If ever there were a good prop for stealthmunk to win back a little cash and practice not being weird around girls, this is it. Paging sm.
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Old 03-21-2008, 07:19 AM   #60
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If ever there were a good prop for stealthmunk to win back a little cash and practice not being weird around girls, this is it. Paging sm.
Yes, because this interaction is clearly not weird in any way.

Sample follow-up.

Cute Checkout Girl at Coffee Shop: That'll be $3.45.
stealthmunk: Here. Hey, I just got an idea.
Cute Girl: What's that?
stealthmunk: What do you say I bet you fourteen large that you can't fit all the coins from that register in your huhu?
Cute Girl: WTF!?
stealthmunk: Oh, it's not like that. I'll give you odds. How about my 14k against dinner and a handjob?

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