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skunkworks · 03-23-2008, 01:42 AM

pokerbobo - I'm sorry, the correct answer was "Not right now she doesn't."

http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/show...Number=8692702

Alex Wice · 03-23-2008, 01:46 AM

how much do you think alana makes per night at the rhino? i think this is crucial to knowing what the line is, because she ended up putting 2k on herself - if 2k is alot to her, she will probably win more than 1/7.

Daliman · 03-23-2008, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Double Ice

how much do you think alana makes per night at the rhino? i think this is crucial to knowing what the line is, because she ended up putting 2k on herself - if 2k is alot to her, she will probably win more than 1/7.

I doubt it is a nightly wage, but I'd not be surprised if at least once a week she hits 2k+.

I don't really have a huge scope of reference for this, however.

raptor517 · 03-23-2008, 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Irieguy

I just talked to Alana, she's going to go for it.

Tomorrow night at 6pm at my house. Pics and trip report come standard, obv. I want a webcast but I suck a little too much to work that out... though I will make a marginal effort.

Looks like there will be quite a bit of action.

Irieguy

heyguesswhat im coming. ima be spending all of monday looking at houses, but hopefully ill be done by 6 and can make it in time. in any case, ill prob pick up some ice cream on way over so we can all make oreo milkshakes. bink!

4_2_it · 03-23-2008, 09:31 AM

All the good threads seem to get posted while I am on vacation. I cannot understand why any single guy who was going to be in Vegas during the WSOP would not grab a piece of this action.

irie, you run well at life sir.

oddjob · 03-23-2008, 09:53 AM

prolly cause it's no sex, so what the ****. not even a rub and tug, to risk a few grand? you can just spend a couple hundred on lap dances, and get the variety pack at any strip club.

so since it's absolutely no sex, i cannot understand why any married guy who was going to be in vegas during the wsop would not grab a piece of this action.

Keepitsimple · 03-23-2008, 10:55 AM

The thing is though that this is likely both EV AND free lap dances AND party with Irieguy.

4_2_it · 03-23-2008, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by oddjob

so since it's absolutely no sex, i cannot understand why any married guy who was going to be in vegas during the wsop would not grab a piece of this action.

Because the not having sex part is exactly what it's like being married. I go to Vegas as an escape, not to be reminded of the daily pride swallowing siege that many refer to as marriage.

jd2b2006 · 03-23-2008, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by penthirteen

I came across this thread and was wondering if it was possible, so i asked the smartest people in the world, here is there response.

Hello Anthony,

Thank you for your email.

That is a good question… I believe if you set your mind to it, anything is
possible.

To win an eating contest you need to stretch your stomach to fit more food
in it more easily. The best way to stretch your stomach is to eat lettuce.
It is mostly water and takes more calories to digest than it carries, so
all it really does is stretch the stomach. In time, it's possible to eat
three to four heads of lettuce in one sitting.

There is also a little-known technique to make more room in the stomach.
After eating, when you begin to feel slightly full, stand up and wiggle
your hips from side to side for 5-10 seconds. This makes the food go down
your esophagus faster and squashes it up in your stomach.

Good luck if you do enter the Oreo challenge and let us know if you do
take it out :-)

Regards,

Christina
PokerStars Support Team

Pokerstars Support

suzzer99 · 03-23-2008, 12:44 PM

Holy crap I might have to look into last minute flights after work tomorrow.

raptor517 · 03-23-2008, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by 4_2_it

All the good threads seem to get posted while I am on vacation. I cannot understand why any single guy who was going to be in Vegas during the WSOP would not grab a piece of this action.

irie, you run well at life sir.

doesnt play so bad either

FatalError · 03-23-2008, 01:18 PM

just found out about this, would buy a share if i wasn't flying to reno tom

Daliman · 03-23-2008, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 4_2_it

Because the not having sex part is exactly what it's like being married. I go to Vegas as an escape, not to be reminded of the daily pride swallowing siege that many refer to as marriage.

QFT

suzzer99 · 03-23-2008, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by raptor517

doesnt play so bad either

I just got this.

Irieguy · 03-23-2008, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Double Ice

how much do you think alana makes per night at the rhino? i think this is crucial to knowing what the line is, because she ended up putting 2k on herself - if 2k is alot to her, she will probably win more than 1/7.

Lap artists are a lot like poker players. If you ask them what their hourly rate is the answer will likely be their average when the are running their best.

They are also a lot like poker players in that even if their "hourly rate" is
$300/hr they spend a lot of time being busto.

$2k would be a good night for her, but it is also a lot of money to lose from her perspective.

Irieguy