I was out to dinner with some lady friends last night and the topic of Oreo eating came up. One thing I have learned from the last Oreo prop bet and ever since is that virtually ALL women think they can easily eat 100 Oreos and of course none of them can even come close. I don't bother even presenting the proposition for wagering anymore because it's just silly.
But my roommate Alana was adamant about the fact that she thinks she can do it and she wants some action. Apparently Alana is no propostion betting fish because after I told her that I thought it was impossible and didn't want to take her money she asked for 100-1 odds and said she would only do it for a minimum of $12K since she knows that if she makes it she won't be able to work for a few days. (She is a lap artist at The Rhino). I told her I most certainly wasn't going to risk $12K to win $120, but that I would be willing to give her some reasonable odds and might be able to sell some action on 2+2. I asked her what the most she would be willing to risk is and she said $1K.
Trying to think outside the box I asked her if there was anything at all she would be willing to put up on her side of the bet, like for example, a date or some lap dances and she was a good sport about the idea.
Now, Alana is pretty much the Nut Rhino lap artist. 5'10" with legs forever, sexy eyes, pouty lips, great rack... and single. If she loses the bet she is willing to go on a date with a winning 2+2 prop bettor and/or provide increments of 30 minutes of entertainment in Irieguy's VIP Lounge at the next party (during the WSOP). Okay, enough BS, here are some pics:
The Bet:
Alana says she can eat 100 Oreos in 120 minutes and will do it on Monday evening. She will only try it if she stands to win $12K or more. If she loses she is willing to put up $1K in cash and some other assets that don't include sex but definitely include her being naked.
She is allowed to drink milk, drink water, dunk the Oreos in milk or water, and smoke pot. She is not allowed to crush, grind or melt the Oreos. She loses if she pukes before the last Oreo is swallowed, if she quits, or if time expires before she eats the last Oreo.
All monies will be held in escrow by whomever we appoint. I imagine El D would do it, Durrr would do it, The Usher would do it, Suzzer would do it, whomever. Any dates and/or lap dances can be collected in Las Vegas during the WSOP and I will throw a party/tournament for the occasion. If you participate in the betting action, you will have free admission to the party. I will have action against Alana, but only for $$.
Alright, OOTers, let me know if there's any interest.
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