Always trust your gut instinct... Your initial gut instinct was right when taking the SAT, it is right in poker...it is right in life.

water down all liquid soaps 25%....save $

Its fun to be a baller, but sucks getting robbed. Dont carry around more money than you need just to look cool.

If a customer service rep or store clerk tells you they cant do something it usually means they can if you are persistent, if not their manager can

If I had a dime for all the blow jobs I've gotten this way...

if you have vanilla ice cream and put a drop of soy sauce on top of it, it tastes exactly like caramel. try it.


if someone knows the explanation as to why this works, please share because i was astonished when i actually tried it.

Either this is all a level or you're possibly the most revolting human being I've ever heard of! Feeding your guests second-hand "mall food" casserole is disgusting, not to say unsanitary. I guess by "guests" you really mean fellow hobos?

If you care for your pet birds, why are you feeding them poop-wash seeds. That can't be good for them.

Gelatine & bread crumbs??? Does that toast well? You could save more money by tying your tea strainer to a long stick and paying a visit to your nearest pond. Whenever someone feeds the ducks, quickly scoop up the bread with your stick/strainer combo. As an added advantage, you'll occassionally scoop up the odd duck for free.

1. Breadcrumbs
2. Gelatine
3?????????
4. Profit!

Damn! Should have read the whole thread before replying. . . rarely have I been so happy to be wrong

Cops can be a tricky situation, acting indifferent and not intimidated can someti
es throw em off balance and will work... This isn't a great trick but a funn story... Friend blatantly runs a stop sign small town at 2am... Cop asks him why... He genuinley (kids an air head) says he didn't think there would be any cops out so late... Cop.looks dumbfounded and tells him to go home

as far as trick, upsidedown sandwich is goof for optimal condiment tasting... Similarly frosted mini wheats... One side frosted.... Put the frosted side on your tounge

during half time of a sporting event record it if u aren already and watch something else to give u a slight commercial buffer while still having the "live feel"

Sporting event if the arena your in doesmt have crazy security... Look on ur Internet phone for some seats on eBay that didn't sell... Scope it out from ur current seat and go sit there

I'd imagine interview under caution is short for

Interview under caution of an attorney. Meaning you get interrogated but have your lawyer present to tell you "you don't have to answer that." "my client has nothing to say on the matter" etc

May have to try that. Although just scouting during first period/quarter for open seats and taking them after the break if noone comes usually works. And actually in your scenario it's likely the seller is a scalper and could just show up at the door and sell it there.

Indeed.

It's also recorded and the slightest inconsistency, even about unrelated matters, is very bad for you.

Tell your lawyer the 'truth', without admitting to any crime. They will read between the lines and prepare a statement for you.

Stick to this.

Do not, under any circumstance, bottle it, if and when the police tell you they know you did it, and explain how they know.

This may or may not be true, and it anyways irrelevant.

Knowing and proving are two separate matters.

Why assist those who have a vested interest in your guilt?

This is all fairly obvious, but it astounds me how many unfortunates I have been personally aquatinted to, that manage to mess this up.

The milage in your country may vary..

Similar to this, eat donuts upside-down. Frosting on your tongue. Just awesome.

Really terrible advice. Are you 13 and just figuring this stuff out? You need like 7 tissues, and even then it's messy.

If you must go the disposable route, try paper towels. Assuming you're in bed, use 1 paper towel resting on your stomach and lifted up to catch the projectile. Set it aside and use a second paper towel for clean-up. Should be good to go. Note - haven't done this in many years, so I don't know if current paper towels hold up or what other 21st century issues might be throwing a wrench in this. I do know from recent experience though that tissues still suck.

Old boxers or socks (American Pie style - but don't put the sock on until you're just about ready to blow, unless you enjoy it that way). Keep them in a hidden spot near the bed. Wash them every time you do laundry. I use in-rotation boxers only when it's an emergency.

I did 11x at the age of 26, which afaik is easily 99th percentile.

While on this subject - let's try to make it as easy as possible for our future sons to fap in peace without fear of getting caught, shall we? Just keep it in mind. I am pleased by the thought that in 20 years, maybe just ONE teenage dude will have an easier time fapping because I got you guys to THINK about it.

When you hook up a t.v., if you're running the cables through the wall, do yourself a favor and run a backup set with the first.

I can't imagine this is necessary. There can't be more times that you'd need it, than you wouldn't.

Also, sorry about your cables getting messed up.

lol, thanks it was my moms cable. It wouldn't have been so bad if the hole came out of the wall on ground level instead of three feet up the wall behind the t.v. I got it with a cloth-hanger.