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06-13-2017 , 08:56 PM
Don't be such a boar. Phunetics is simpel.
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06-13-2017 , 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by lapka
I played my lifetime 3 stud free rolls. In all three I ended in the money. So my stud ROI is infinite. Should I become stud poker pro?
Lol. Obviously.
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06-13-2017 , 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime
El D,

Say you have a coop with 100 chickens. These are small chickens, but they are dumb and easy to catch. Now you have another coop with 100 fat chickens, but these are smart and really fast. You would catch a lot of the slow chickens, but it would take a miracle to catch one of those fat juicy chickens. If you are starving, which coop would you choose?
I'm trying to follow your allegory here and from what I can tell the "if you are starving" part is "if you're playing wildly under-rolled."

As for the rest of your thought process, I don't think you're making the point you think you are.
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06-13-2017 , 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by grando1.0
Monthly reminder that she's not real
Monthly confirmation that she is 100% real.
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06-13-2017 , 11:53 PM
I got ya fam.

Spoiler:
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06-14-2017 , 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by citanul
I'm trying to follow your allegory here and from what I can tell the "if you are starving" part is "if you're playing wildly under-rolled."

As for the rest of your thought process, I don't think you're making the point you think you are.
I don't think you're​ getting the point I'm making.

Spoiler:
noone gets my jokes :/
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06-14-2017 , 01:56 AM
Mlylt,

Don't forget to factor in your $60ph poker winnings that you will miss out on while renovating the house you buy when you work out whether it's worthwhile to rent or buy.
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06-14-2017 , 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime
El D,

Say you have a coop with 100 chickens. These are small chickens, but they are dumb and easy to catch. Now you have another coop with 100 fat chickens, but these are smart and really fast. You would catch a lot of the slow chickens, but it would take a miracle to catch one of those fat juicy chickens. If you are starving, which coop would you choose?
Only in Lunchables Land are fat chickens somehow faster than non-fat chickens.


Just because you are smarter than a dumb chicken but dumber than a smart chicken does not mean that everyone is like you.

Unlike you, El Diablo is in fact smarter than even the smartest chicken. Including the one that beat you at tic tac toe.
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06-14-2017 , 10:19 AM
But is he faster than a ninja chicken?
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06-14-2017 , 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Rexx14
Mlylt,

Don't forget to factor in your $60ph poker winnings that you will miss out on while renovating the house you buy when you work out whether it's worthwhile to rent or buy.
Thanks Rexx! Excellent advice to factor in all of my poker winnings!
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06-14-2017 , 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by grando1.0
Monthly reminder that she's not real
She's even said herself that she makes up much of what she posts.
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06-14-2017 , 11:04 AM
Although that might have been something she said in one of her numerous bids to win code back. Hard to keep up with her web of contradictions and lies.
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06-14-2017 , 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by ChiddyBang
She's even said herself that she makes up much of what she posts.
The babs defense ought to be used a tad more frequently.
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06-14-2017 , 11:37 AM
She's a liar but that doesn't mean this is fake. She's what you call in literature an unreliable narrator.
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06-14-2017 , 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Rexx14
Mlylt,

Don't forget to factor in your $60ph poker winnings that you will miss out on while renovating the house you buy when you work out whether it's worthwhile to rent or buy.
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06-14-2017 , 12:34 PM
M,

Everything you've posted about poker makes it likely IMO that you are a losing poker player. The only games I can imagine you might have an edge vs the opponents are games so small the rake is near impossible to overcome. Given what you've written about your financial situation, I think it's a pretty poor decision for you to continue playing poker unless you were to actually put some time and effort into learning the game.
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06-14-2017 , 01:01 PM
I"m sure she has poasted haundreds of hands in queshtionable spots and had many disussions in the other sections of this valuable form.
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06-14-2017 , 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by El Diablo
M,

Everything you've posted about poker makes it likely IMO that you are a losing poker player. The only games I can imagine you might have an edge vs the opponents are games so small the rake is near impossible to overcome. Given what you've written about your financial situation, I think it's a pretty poor decision for you to continue playing poker unless you were to actually put some time and effort into learning the game.
How can you make this post when she just won 2600?
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06-14-2017 , 01:14 PM
Remember, El D thinks babs is a losing sports bettor despite years of documented winning results.
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06-14-2017 , 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime
Why are you laughing?
I said this has been my experience and I don't know what it would be for most.
If I'm wrong just tell me why. Is it funny that I have chopped 1/5 times in small field tournaments and only cashed 1/15 times in big tournaments.....is this usually the other way around for ppl that play a lot or something?
would you play jmakin straight up for $200 (or whatever he prefers?) i'll lay 2:1 on your chosen bet to cover edge disparity...only request is the bigger the stakes the deeper the stacks.
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06-14-2017 , 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Neil S
She's a liar but that doesn't mean this is fake. She's what you call in literature an unreliable narrator.
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06-14-2017 , 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Tuma
would you play jmakin straight up for $200 (or whatever he prefers?) i'll lay 2:1 on your chosen bet to cover edge disparity...only request is the bigger the stakes the deeper the stacks.
Yes yes yes! Let's do it for $200
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06-14-2017 , 02:29 PM
M,

One moment you can barely make ends meet, the next you want to flip for $200.

How about saving the money instead for the next time you can't afford therapy, meds, pants, or shoes for your daughter?
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06-14-2017 , 02:38 PM
I never said I couldn't afford shoes for my child, I just want her dad to stop being an idiot and let he wear the shoes he buys to school. I can also afford pants, I just hate spending money on things I'll only use a few times. I make a budget and make ends meet just fine.

And lol at a flip. It's at least 70/30
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06-14-2017 , 02:49 PM
M,

You're unlikely to be as bad as a 70-30 dog vs J in any HU format finishing in a reasonable time. You're probably no worse than a 60-40 dog, and maybe as close as like 55-45.
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