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M,

Why do you ignore all the questions about:

a) your upcoming camping trip with facecupper this weekend
and
b) whether or not you took your daughter with you on your second dinner trips

?

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04-24-2017 , 11:25 PM

#2203

DodgerIrish

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Originally Posted by gregorio

I usually just lead with the dick pick. I guess I need to up my game.

That's why it's called burying the lede.

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04-24-2017 , 11:32 PM

#2204

27offsuit

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greg,

You never lead with the dick pic buddy.

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04-24-2017 , 11:34 PM

#2205

ec_outlaw

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Unless you're Greear or rep I guess.

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04-24-2017 , 11:35 PM

#2206

Rexx14

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Plus for that to work you need to have a good dick in the first place.

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04-24-2017 , 11:38 PM

#2207

Tom Ames

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lol @ selling bras to perverts on craigslist.

especially when there is a very good chance that they will fit again before too long.

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04-24-2017 , 11:59 PM

#2208

Banned4lyfe

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MLYLT,

Next time you post something up on CL use a Google number. If you used your actual number he can probably find out your name then FB etc...

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04-25-2017 , 12:01 AM

#2209

27offsuit

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Originally Posted by Banned4lyfe

MLYLT,

Next time you post something up on CL use a Google number. If you used your actual number he can probably find out your name then FB etc...

Simplicity, Clarice. Simplicity...

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04-25-2017 , 12:01 AM

#2210

marknfw

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Originally Posted by El Diablo

Prana,

That was one more thing she was completely full of **** about. She's freaked out about mark finding her Facebook due to what she posted, but is posting her daughter's name and talking about posting videos of her playing baseball. It's all just a big joke.

Yeah, she pretty much just gave the whole forum her phone number, assuming she really placed a CL ad and that's not part of the internet fantasy story.

M, why won't you answer ElD's questions?

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04-25-2017 , 12:04 AM

#2211

jmakin

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Same reason she disappeared for three days after we were talking about the child support

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04-25-2017 , 12:06 AM

#2212

Bighurt52235

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I'm gonna go with, the camping story is fabricated, and when she went to Denny's she left Jr. asleep at home.

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04-25-2017 , 12:06 AM

#2213

THAY3R

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Originally Posted by Rexx14

Plus for that to work you need to have a good dick in the first place.

But how does one find that out?

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04-25-2017 , 12:08 AM

#2214

jmakin

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Let's move on.

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04-25-2017 , 12:08 AM

#2215

27offsuit

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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235

I'm gonna go with, the camping story is fabricated, and when she went to Denny's she left Jr. asleep at home.

And obv hasn't seen Manchester By The Sea.

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04-25-2017 , 12:09 AM

#2216

27offsuit

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Thaythay welcome to The Small Dicked Crew!

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04-25-2017 , 12:11 AM

#2217

Rexx14

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Originally Posted by THAY3R

But how does one find that out?

Demeanour of course.

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04-25-2017 , 01:19 AM

#2218

Very Josie

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Originally Posted by Larry Legend

Roastie,

I've never received oral sex with a condom on, I think it is common with hookers, but I have never imbibed in that either.

Legend,

I don't think you're missing much. That has to be the worst way to receive oral sex. Though like pizza...

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04-25-2017 , 01:23 AM

#2219

DodgerIrish

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Meh, a hot pocket of your hand is better than latex pie.

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04-25-2017 , 01:33 AM

#2220

27offsuit

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Banned that is quite a deleted post you got there lololol.

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04-25-2017 , 02:19 AM

#2221

Rexx14

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Originally Posted by 27offsuit

Rexx,

This is 100% real.

Jfc. Damn you to hell and back

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04-25-2017 , 02:58 AM

#2222

27offsuit

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You should see Banned's deleted post!

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04-25-2017 , 03:47 AM

#2223

Banned4lyfe

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04-25-2017 , 07:10 AM

#2224

DoctorZangief

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Talking to craigslist randoms for attention is like sucking on the bar rag to get drunk.

Other great ways for you to make friends:

1. Join the meals on wheels program. When the volunteer drops off your sandwich, lock the door behind them.
2. Hang out at playgrounds. Introduce yourself to any lonely children that look like they could use a pal.
3. Find a photo of a normal sized / mentally stable / unmoldy woman and send it to people on dating sites. When they express confusion upon meeting you, tell them it's an old photo, then shout BAAAAA in their face until sexytime commences.