M,



Did you have lifts on the feet of the bed that you had code remove at Christmas?

M,


Like 27, RJ has also had failed weight loss logs in the past!

I'm sure it was from December because I only had sex with someone besides code3 in December, and as everyone knows, he and I don't use condoms.

The only other possibilities are that code3 planted the condom like someone suggested, one of my teenage nieces or nephews came to my house to sneak and have sex, my sister for some reason had sex in my house, or there is a condom fairy dropping condoms under my bed.

You forgot "flexing to Metallica."

Is this being nice?

Or you got plowed by face cupper during his last visit

She and Code don't use condoms and she hasn't had sex with anyone else since December. When else could it be from?

It seems so imaginary you post detailed accounts of your day to day life? Interesting.

Yes, it does feel imaginary and I do post from my day to day life, but I weave in a story line with it. Someone said it was like reading an interactive novel. To me it's like writing an interactive novel like the world's I build in my head. It's just not real to me.

Did you or did you not:

hit him

Use your daughter to guilt trip him/make excuses to go see him

Threaten to shoot him


These are things you yourself have admitted. I'm not the one projecting here, and thankfully my mom wasn't quite as horrific as you. Your daughter stands no chance, especially if she learns from your coping mechanisms and got your "intelligence". Poor girl.

You're a repulsive pile of sludge.

Code3 knows what's real and not about my stories. He said, "I know that didn't happen, but I know all of your stories are based in reality"
2+2 is a fake world to me based in reality.

While it's pretty great that MLYLT thought no one would notice that she omitted the entire month of April and that she has now confirmed her scam attempt in the weight loss bet with an acknowledgment of her actual EOY weight being 241, my favorite thing about this graph is the line on the graph and how it connects the highest point of all the data with a low point that is not even existent on the graph as a data point.

If the year started at 241 and the current weight is 235, that is 6lbs lost in just over 16 weeks, or .375lb/week. That trend should get her to 233 for bikini season five weeks from now, and all the way down to 221 by the end of the year.

At -19.5lb/year, the 160lbs target should be coming up in just under four years from now! Better watch out, bikini season 2021, here she comes!

Yeah not know, damn phone poasting. Rubber Dick is pretty nasty, kissing is def a nono after that.

M,

Add 's to something when you want to convey ownership/possession.

John owns a car. It is John's car.

Add just the letter s with no apostrophe (this thing: ') to convey plural/more than one.

John owns more than one car. John owns cars.

Speech-to-text autocorrected to world's.

Tell us more.

MLY,

Is what you're saying that all the people who have offered constructive feedback, advice, consolation, etc in response to your posts on 2p2 have actually been offering those things to a purposefully fictionalized semi-novelization of your real life, and that your real life doesn't really very closely resemble what you post here? Because if so, that's pretty ****ed up.

All those times when people have been sympathetic to your relationship situation or life in general when in reality you're just some chick who wants to write light bbw erotica or whatever and simply writes an overweight BPD with abandonment issues, a hilariously feral daughter, and poor spelling incredibly convincingly for someone with none of those issues seem pretty wasted now.

Melky,

Now you've piqued my curiosity.
1.) you mean no kissing of condom dick or no kissing after CD bj?
2.) are you male or female?

Talk about projecting.

I'm so power hungry I quit law enforcement to take the authority mantle of poker dealer.

My "online world" isn't imaginary because there's no difference between my online self and my IRL self, as multiple people here have met me and can attest. I come online because it amuses me. If this site disappeared tomorrow, or I was banned, I'd shrug and move on.

It's clear YOU get something here you can't get IRL, which is why you profess to hate everyone so much and want to quit posting, yet here you still are.

You're like the poster child of projection. Anyone with a real life pussy is just a weird mirror for you to see what you hate in yourself. It's informative but you'd get a lot more out of it if you realized what you're doing and learned from those visceral reactions you get whenever I or Rexx or another certified vagina haver posts.

I know! I have follow up questions.

You know you guys can just put a condom on like a carrot, remove the condom, then taste the carrot, right? A cock isn't strictly necessary. It's better that way, but not necessary.

El Diablo,

John own's a car?
John owns several car's?

You should probably be more explicit with the enguneer. Words are hard for her.

Very Josie,

The implication is not that anyone was having oral sex with a condom, fwiw (afaik?). It's that he had penetrative non-oral sex with a hooker while wearing a condom, then took off the condom, came home, and let Lunchables chow down on his junk without a shower in the middle. So there was no condom in MeShootYouInTheFaceLongTime's mouth, but there was the leftover aroma/taste of latex/sperimicide/hooker-induced-better-than-MLY-orgasm in there.

This is the best of all, tho.

Or it would be if there wasn't an innocent little girl caught up in all of this and being routinely used as a pawn by MLYLT for her own unhealthy selfish purposes. It is nigh impossible to imagine just how incredibly screwed up that little girl is going to be as a result of being raised by MLYLT.

It would be best for everyone if code3 & codesis3 could just adopt MLYLT jr at this point. Then she could be codedaughter3, and get to hang out with code3 whenever she wanted without being stuck in the both literally and figuratively toxic environment she's in now. Pretty sure codesis3 would even get her a real bed and she wouldn't have to sleep in the cat litter box anymore or play hide and go seek with discarded condom wrappers.

This solution would also allow MLYLT to stop wasting time on things she doesn't care about like her daughter, and focus on what is truly important to her, like hugging facecupper, sniffing mold, complaining about sceaming bitches, and attaining bikini body 2021.

I agree MLYLT, this one is quite a conundrum to solve.

RJ,

Nope, pretty sure doing that makes you gay.

Also, why would you need the carrot in this scenario, couldn't you just touch the inside of the condom and then smell/lick your finger?

Also, shouldn't it be intuitive that lubricant doesn't all come off when you remove the condom from like, ever having used a condom?

Also, a carrot? Do you have weirdly shaped carrots in MD, or weirdly shaped penises?

Also, I'm confused what you are saying is better with a cock, a carrot, and a condom. Please MSPaint.