What exactly did you think was so bad? I just want to get your perspective because it seems on the milder end of unethical or harmful to me.

Alobar story is much crazier and hopefully a troll.

when I worked at a fast food place in high school, I was filling a drink with orange soda when I realized it was supposed to be coke, but the customer was a jerk so I just filled the rest of the cup with coke.

Was at the self checkout at W'Mart today, and had to call an assistant over to solve a problem. She fixed it, and I said "I don't think the machine rang this up ($.67 box)".
She just walked away so I just hauled ass. Sweeeeeeeet!!!

Has Alobar started a TR on his last 6 months yet???

fyp

It's not as good as the creation of the potato chip, so I don't really see a bright future for Passive Aggressive Orange Coke.

A TR does sound awesome, but he already said he's not supposed to discuss any specifics until the case is closed.

I guess it's a good sign he's presumably out in the real world at this point tho?

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Pretty sure everyone already knew what you did last Summer.

Rexxy you're no fun!

Lmao

I ****ed my wife last night.

She didn't know?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repressed_memory

When I was in Jr high, I'd go to Long John Silvers and take a vinegar bottle to the bathroom, empty most of it and fill it back up with piss and set it back on a table. Then I'd order some food, sit in view of that table and watch people as they poured it on their fish and chuckle as I enjoyed my lunch. I can still see the WTF look on one poor guys face.

damn, I was a demented little ****.

If there is a god/heaven/afterlife...I think it would be really funny if one of the first things you were given was a list of all the random **** you had no idea you ate: Well sir, in your lifetime you managed to consume 3.6 pounds of human feces, 325 roaches, 4 blind mice, 726 spiders, 3 gallons of urine, 12 pebbles, 4.76 cents in loose change, etc, etc

This story doesn't qualify but its funny so I'll throw it in. My buddy worked at Chuck E. Cheese's and told me they made a huge batch of pizza dough daily, formed into a big ball. One day he and some other guys walk into the kitchen and caught some guy with his pants around his ankles *****ing the dough. I never ate there after hearing that story

Thread has potential for bets on whether or not the stories are true.

When I was 13, my 16-year old friend convinced me to hop over a gate at Buckingham Palace. Two "bobbies" came at us in seconds and grabbed us. They said they were going to revoke our passports. They threw us to the ground and told us next time we try a stunt like that we would be in jail. Lucky we were not shot.

When you are 13, a 16-year old seems so wise and mature. We never told our parents what happened. Paranoid rest of trip that police were going to come and get us.


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Some things are better left unsaid OP... but props for you for hanging it out there for all to see, if it was in fact not a troll.

I mean the Chuck E Cheese one definitely sounds like something that didn't happen, but sounds like the exact sort of story that gets passed around young teenagers with nobody really knowing it's source and everyone believing it.

About 15 years ago driving home from work, I'd just missed the longest light in town and was pissed I had to stop and wait. I see a guy on the other side of the road trying unsuccessfully to push a 70s model Nova to the gas station on the corner. He was about 100 feet from the entrance, so I hopped out and ran over to help him. He was pushing from outside the driver's door so he could steer and when I started to help we got to the point we were running. Once I could see he was gonna make it in to the gas station, I trotted back to my truck. The light for the opposite lanes was yellow, and as I got back to my truck I looked over to just give the guy a little wave, like, you're welcome. But he didn't look my way. Apparently he had no idea I was there and thought he was doing it all himself. My light turned green and I drove off.

Lol

Lol