So come one. Dont be stubborn ****ers! Tell me about a woman you wanted but couldnt get. Admittedly. my op is tl;dr and the title abit silly.

Another time, managed to chat up a gorgous Russian model. We went for a meal, had a great time, sparks were flying etc and we were planning on going back to mine. Until.....

Our table was completely crammed into a corner with people sitting and blocking each way. Instead of me asking them to move, i stood on the corner of the pub table and lept over to go to the toilet. FAIL FAIL FAIL. i thought it was mildly amusing, she, however, well, in kinda words compared me to a Neanderthal for that behaviour lol.

Come at me and try do worse than my few examples. I got more in the arsenal but ill hold back until i see some brace souls embrace this thread with their embarrassing women moments.

My one that got away was ~ 4 months ago. Not much to tell. Went on like 4 dates. Had amazing sex. Hot, great sense of humour, fun, bunch of ways we were compatible. I got a bit obsessive and chased her away. The end, sigh.

Lol unless you slept with her, this is a pretty hilarious "brag"

but did you like it?

Pretty sure if we asked her, she would not refer to what you were doing as dating.

i wish this thread was the one that got away.....

hahahah nice

I was flirting for some weeks with this very cute girl in college. One morning, I was late for class and fast-walking/slow-running diagonally across a green area that was muddy. She saw me from afar and yelled my name; when I turned to see who it was, I tripped, slid, and covered myself with mud. Wholly embarrassing and utterly ridiculous.

Beat: she died of breast cancer at 33.

My first ltr gf almost 5 years together from 16-20

We mutually decided to end it to see and experience new things. 2.5 years later I was still madly in love with her every day hoping she'd break up with her new bf.

A week before each of us went traveling I asked her if she loved him and if there was any feeling left for me. She said she didn't love him (they broke up since) and only felt a little for me but had moved on.

It took me a long long time to accept it was over and the18 months before traveling were the worst because I didn't actively start trying to move on until then.

I feel like there's some sort of weird language thing going on here. Like "traveling" is something we all do when we hit our 23rd birthday or something.

It's certainly something people are open minded about here in Aus. Europe too. Aussies must travel more than anyone.

Many Americans I met often said people back home had an attitude to traveling as a waste of time.

Kinda strengthens the notion that Americans know/care so little about what goes on outside their own country

I thought I loved this chick in high school. We dated for about a year and then broke up. For a few years after I still felt like I loved her and she was the one that got away because she was my first love I guess.

Looking back on that, I'm glad it worked out the way it did. The "one that got away" is something you shouldn't hang on to. You'll ruin your life if you don't move on. Stop living in the past.

What is love?

It's something never actually felt. I mean, romantic love. Not even saying "I love you" to any woman, even as a lie.

What's it like? Do you obsess over the person and think about them every waking day or something?

What a ridiculous thing to say. There are plenty of places to travel inside and near the USA that its not worth it to many of us to spend a ridiculous amount of time and money traveling across Europe so that we can pretend that getting trashed and staying in dirty hostels makes us more enlightened about the world.

My comment wasn't even about traveling, it was the way you used the word. "A week before each of us went traveling", "18 months before traveling" like its a Mormon mission.

lol at saying his words are ridiculous and yet your concept of travel is a puerile stereotype. Do you gather your life lessons from Hollywood movies by any chance?

How about not getting trashed, and staying in hotels.. is it still travelling for you?

yeah, we got Olive Garden and Disney World mother******s

My one who got away is a long weird ****ed up story, not even sure I can remember all the details. Will do my best.

Started many years ago, my friend started dating some girl and she had a friend that my friend suggested I hook up with. My response was "does she have tits?" (I like big boobs). Anyway a few weeks later at a club this chick walks up to me and says "I do have tits by the way" Fact is she had little tits and had an issue with it so she was kind of pissed with me. When I eventually saw them (many years later) I realised that big was not always best.

Anyway we had a ****ed up group of friends and all used to make out or hook up at some point, me and her made out a bunch of times in clubs but nothing more happened.

One night outside the club me and her were making out and I suggested going home together and she denied me, so I thought she was not really interested. Later found out it was because it was that time of the month otherwise she would have.

Anyway a bunch of time goes past and we still kind of know eachother but it is part of the large group of friends rather than a close relationship.

Couple of years later me and the girl that I am with (most ****ed relationship ever) end up getting kicked out of our house for not paying rent. Yes, drinking and taking coke costs a lot of money. This girl has a place and says we can both come live with her as we are all friends.

We go live with her and it is cool for a while as we are all pretty much alcoholics, even get a semi-3some out of it (both of them sucking me off).

Me and the girl I was with at the time are going through a bad patch. She goes to her dad's house for xmas and the girl we live with goes to her mum's, so I am all alone with my full xmas dinner for one.

I obviously get a little depressed and call my gf (her dad lives about 10 mins away), I tell her I am feeling down and ask if I can come see her, I say it will just be for 10 mins or something and just need some company. She says no.

I am feeling pretty down at this point as I have no family and the only person who is supposed to care does not seem to.

About half an hour later our house mate comes back, pretty shocked to see her already. Ask why she is home so early and she says she did not want me to be on my own at xmas. This means a lot to me.

Long story short we have a drink and finally (about 4-5 years in the making) end up having sex (it was good).

Me and her are not working, she is on benefits and I have some shady ways of getting money, but my gf is. While she is at work we spend a lot of time together being really close. Random fact, we both love watching Colombo (used to be on almost every day).

Some time later (no idea how long 1-2 months?) she goes clubbing and comes home and is pretty upset because she is bleeding out of the you know what. Took me a long time to realise she was having a miscarriage (apparently once is enough). Was pretty depressing once I realised what happened.

More time passes and we are close, my gf hates it. Anyway one night while we are all drunk me and my gf have a massive argument. My gf tells our friend that I stole her benefit checks (she had a few go missing in the post) and ripped them up. Our friend says she can no longer trust either of us and we can no longer live with her anymore. I tell her it is not true but she does not know what to believe. I end up on the street and my gf moves back in with her dad. Shortly after we break up.

Somehow feel that if things we a bit different or if I had not been scared to break up with my gf at the time me and this girl could have been the real deal.

I still think about her (probably 10 years later) and am even attracted to girls who remind me of her.

This is the first time I have told this story in full. I still love drinking.

Just repeating what I often heard. In my experiences Americans were generally the most naive.

And lol at the Mormon mission comment haha!

Sorry for the derail. Back to the topic!

Great story btw. Dbl bj alone sounds like a win. Where is she now?

Ok, so this post pretty much proved his point.

WOW. Thanks for sharing!! Appreciated

No idea. I was working for a sandwich shop about 5-6 years ago and thought I saw her walking past with a pushchair. Was too scared to see if it was really her.

Live in a different country now and am married anyway.

Am having a pretty drunk emotional time right now. Have no one else to talk to about this stuff.

Nope, maybe she got married too