August

Is it socially acceptable to get hammered at 7:15am at the airport while waiting for your next flight? I'm already two frankfurters and two hefewizens deep, and severely jetlagged too.

I think it is

Expected imo

Good. Beer #3 and a pretzel ordered.

Not sure about this thread title.

Nothing to crow about.

I for one welcome our Roman Overlords.

I recall reading otherwise in 2p2, but that album rules imo.

In other fun facts from around the world, it seems like Germans call jack and coke a "Jacky Cola". Lol

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh....php?t=1426358

Any bighitters who haven't read this thread yet needs to do themselves a favor right away.

lol, awesome, I just read 1st page, I'll have to read the rest when I'm not on my phone. I love that nvgtards can't help but take him seriously

The good thing about morning flights is that you're allowed to drink.

you found lots of serious posts there?

appropriate/ok to be wasted on a flight...just try not to make a spectacle of yourself.

Yeah but it's too grimy not to be based in some kind of truth. I love this guy.

Dids post on tits was spot on back when it was July. August will probably suck serial monkey balls.

So, whats the deal with farting in the work place ? Do you guys just let them rip silently and play it dumb whenever someone walks in your office ? Do you walk away and go for the 'fart-n-run' ? Do you go to the bathroom and let them rip at any given noise ? Or do you just not fart at all ?

his has been bothering me for a while. I do a combination of these but my personal favorite is the fart-n-run. My least favorite is the toilet fart because our toilets are situated somewhat close to the coffeecorner and the accoustics makes real hard farts travel real far so people in the coffeecorner will look at you weird.

I guess the answer is heavily dependant on whether you have an office work place or a more outdoorsy/storage workplace thing.

Being at an airport pretty much gives you carte blanche to get as hammered as you like. Earlier this year I flew at 7am from Casablanca to Heathrow then to Bangkok via Doha and managed to maintain a period of around 36 hours in a permanent state of pissed, drinking in all of those airports at varying times of the day, including 5am in Doha airport which is quite an achievement since it's a dry airport except for duty free.

Looking back I must've looked like a total scumbag pouring miniatures of vodka into a cup of pepsi from the cafe, but I refuse to take a hangover while flying, **** that ****.

It's pretty poor form - thankfully we have a server room with a ****load of air coniditioning which is a great place to go and fart as the air is quickly cleared and the noise of the AC units and servers all running drowns out the sound.

last time i got hammered before flying some guy on the plane had a heart attack and the flight had to be diverted. it took so long my drunk turned into a hangover which was extremely unpleasant while being trapped in an economy seat.

so now i just take pills.

Jack Daniels is pretty much everywhere internationally, they have done a great job making themselves the primary USA#1-identified alcohol brand outside of USA#1.

Slight aside but reminded me of a time I was flying back from the falkland islands and this rig pig got so hammered pre and during flight that he fell asleep and pissed himself in his seat. Classy.

Usually the new monthly thread languishes for a while before someone starts it, but oT lit this up at 0119 hours EDT which means it wasn't even August on the west coast when he pulled the trigger. That can only mean he's been thinking about this for a while and holding on to this thread title until he could spring it on us. In this case I formally request we change the LC thread title to whatever that Howard Beale August one was tia.

oh it's the name of an album