Epic thread haha. The picture of that fat mexican girl. Clearly this guy is a convicted felon or else he wouldn't be worried about his prints. He would not match any prints in a database unless he has been convited of a crime. That being said I'm sure if he is a felon they would also have his picture in a database so facial recognition with the developed film?? I guess it's just a matter of if you want to pursue it or not. I highly doubt a fat mexican guy and girl are of any physical danger to you lol. Just buy another POS car and park it down the street, and hope that on the way to your house they spot the car and that takes precedent over you. Ha best of luck tho. Unreal story

No it's not like any other bill at all. In this case they have collateral. You don't pick up your car for 30 days and pay $600 in fees, they sell your car for $5000 and pay your fees from that.

I would like to thank you Alobar, from the bottom of my heart <3

Awesome!

Yeah.. all by yourself on that one bro.
Which brings me to my next point..

this

Nooo.. but you're still an idiot

Pretty sure he's speaking mexican in my picture. So ha!

Where in Phoenix do you live?

This is ****ing ******ed. So they left behind a roll of film from 1980 as a memento "Got Ya" for OP? People steal cars to strip them of parts. They steal old cars because they are easier to steal.

The guy is like an underground rapper and left his demo(burnt CD) and the roll of film so you could locate him.
Sign him up an make millions! Just like that one episode of Entourage.

drive over to their crib. bust out the crowbar and show them what happens when you f a stranger in the a. don't see anything that could go wrong.

Two things off the top of my head:

1: the car has no tires or steering wheel when he comes back to it for his getaway. 5 mins is too long to leave any car in the ghetto imo.

2: the car may not start at all when he returns, or it breaks down after slowly creeping 100 yards away.

I'm sure whoever caught the wrong end of a crowbar isn't going to be happy and doubtful they will be looking for rest and not alobar. Although after using both of those words in the same sentence, it would be quite epic if you took this advice and afterwards threw the weapon down and said "you got Alobarred, esse! Whass wit' dat crazy sombrero, mang?"

any update, what did you end up doing?

don't distract him, we're still waiting on an update about the neighbour's tree