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03-21-2014 , 04:58 AM
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Originally Posted by ChaseNutley26
Max,

What did the feet look like? Were they claws or toes or hooves?
Leathery is the only way to describe them and it had toes.

And just how hairy were the legs? Like were they just super hairy or furry?
Super hairy, I wouldn't call it fur.
Could you see skin beneath?
No
How long was the hair/fur -- short like a horse or longer like a goat?
Long from what I could tell but I don't really know exactly how long the hair was as it all seemed to be overlapping.
I'm kind of wondering how you could see blood seeping from a wound on a creature if it had shaggy fur while you were wearing night vision -- could you explain it in more detail? Seems like the blood would just be matted into the fur, right?
I had a flashlight attached to the side of my helmet that has 3 modes; red, white and Infrared. I had the Infrared part on and using the NVGs (which had an IR filter) I could see reasonably well. The blood was coming out of the wound and could be seen dripping off the hair, the thing was still bleeding pretty well even after it had been shot at least 45 minutes earlier.

I'm assuming that night vision wouldn't allow you to see what color the Yeti was, but is there a differentiation between things that are living or dead? Like is there a way to tell whether it was dead for sure?
You can't tell if it was living or dead by using nvgs, you could with a thermal sight but even then bodies retain heat after they have died.

How was the creature secured in the back of the humvee? Was the tailgate up or down? Was it bungeed down? How were the legs positioned? Were its knees bent or straight?
It was secured loosely by a ratchet strap about halfway up the bed and then had another strap that was much tighter above what I would assume were the knees or upper legs (quads). Both straps which were above the tarp. The upper strap was very loose, so much so that I couldn't make out the outline of the body through the tarp. The humvee's tailgate was down and the legs were pointed straight as an arrow out the back by about 3 feet (including tailgate), there wasn't any bend.

And you say the soldiers who brought it back were visibly shaken -- were they talking about the creature, or were they just upset? Basically I want to know how you knew that they were so upset.
They were milling around and not talking very much, some were glancing to the back of the humvee carrying the creature, I remember one Ranger in particular that was sitting up in the gunner's hatch of one of the better equipped humvees and was staring at the bed that had the creature, he didn't stop staring the whole time I was out there. You can just tell when people have gone through something. None of them were talking about it and I wasn't trying to eavesdrop on their conversation.
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03-21-2014 , 05:24 AM
Few random thoughts.
There are a great many known and unknown genetic abnormalities that change human body shape, including hair and height. Im not sure about Afghanistan, but many old rural communities do not allow abnormal human beings in their village, but may support them if they stay away. "freakshows" are allowed to live on the outskirts.

For example, many "alien corpses" are actually humans shaped differently by genetic or developmental differences to regular humans.
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03-21-2014 , 05:25 AM
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Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich
Is having sex with a male bigfoot corpse gay or beastiality?
no
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03-21-2014 , 05:26 AM
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Originally Posted by El Rata
Cool fiction, bro. You know how I know you're lying? Too many goddamn worthless details intended to make the story sound super true.
This.

Have to say I'm fascinated by bigfoot stories. It's one of the few things where I suspend my rationality because I just really, really want it to be true.
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03-21-2014 , 02:07 PM
this thread is worthless without grainy, out of focus pics
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03-21-2014 , 02:10 PM
I'm surprised they didn't search everyone and confiscate any cameras. The Rangers screwed up taking the time to strap a tarp over it but leaving it's legs exposed and in sight of anyone walking by.
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03-21-2014 , 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich
Is having sex with a male bigfoot corpse gay or beastiality?
Necrofootia
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03-21-2014 , 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by FeralCreature
This.

Have to say I'm fascinated by bigfoot stories. It's one of the few things where I suspend my rationality because I just really, really want it to be true.
Based on the OP, it looks like you are not alone on this.
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03-21-2014 , 03:39 PM
I think people get sucked into Bigfoot because more than other stuff, it seems so plausible because of the whole missing link theory.

There used to be a guy at WSU who was like the foremost bigfoot scholar and what not, and as a kid I saw his **** and bought in hardcore. It all works if you basically assume there has to be a thing that exists between man and ape because you're 9 and think you get evolution. Once you're not 9, kinda falls apart.

Stuff like the OP's story I find so frustrating, in part because:

1- it's just that very human, but very silly, thing where we can't just stop at "huh, that's weird, but I just don't have enough information to know anything for sure"

2- it's the fatal flaw in so much conspiracy theory, where somehow evidence of a thing exists such that random dude can be aware of it, but is magically covered up so that nobody else got the word out. That thinking was silly in 1980, and in 2014 is asinine. Somebody finds actual real half evidence of bigfoot and it'll be all over twitter in minutes.
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03-21-2014 , 03:44 PM
I truly did not know anyone believed or had interest in bigfoot. This is surprising to me. Are there people who still believe in the lochness monster, too?

IMO the hierarchy for conspiracy stuff, based on what I watch in sci-fi

government coverups > aliens > some dumb animal that's like a giant gorilla

which is an inverse of how much respect I have for someone that truly believes that stuff
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03-21-2014 , 03:59 PM
How big were the feet? I mean did they seem like just extra large feet or were they so big that they didn't look real?


No bones ever found = No such thing as Bigfoot.
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03-21-2014 , 04:27 PM


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03-21-2014 , 05:42 PM
I've always wondered when one is found some secret agency rushes in to cover it up. What sense does that make ? A girl went out with me once and told me sometimes big feet just mean big feet too though
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03-21-2014 , 05:44 PM
I mean, really. Who doesn't have a Bigfoot/Yeti Story these days?
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03-21-2014 , 06:41 PM
I once played blackjack with Yeti in Vegas.

It was fun.
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03-21-2014 , 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by MadMaxLV
We also talked to many villagers in some of the surrounding valleys who constantly referred to what our translators could only translate into English as "Black Men."
Is dkgojackets Aghani? Would explain a lot

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These Black Men were apparently huge bipedal animals who would devour shepherd's livestock and scavenge villages at night. ...I was about three feet away and clearly saw the feet and about 4 feet of the body, all legs. The fur was very dark and thick and it blanketed everything and there was blood draining out of a bullet wound on what could be called the upper calf. A tarp covered what I can only estimate to be the other 5-6 feet of the being. So in total, by my rough estimate, the creature was around 9 feet tall and was most definitely bipedal.
It was bad guys wearing costumes to pillage and scare the locals into submission, and it would have worked if it wasn't for some meddling kids.
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03-21-2014 , 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Dids
I once played blackjack with Yeti in Vegas.

It was fun.
Did I ever tell you about the time Bigfoot/Yeti sold me into slavery? He puts me on a ship to Thailand, right? And I'm chained to a pipe. Meanwhile, ol' Bigfoot/Yeti, he's back in the States siring three beautiful children with my wife.
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03-21-2014 , 11:49 PM
Where is momma and poppa and sister Bigfoot? Need to procreate I would imagine so must be more than one.
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03-22-2014 , 03:08 AM
It probably was a bigfoot. Whats the big deal about bigfoot anyway. Just another different kind of ape in the jungle.

People act like its an extraterrestrial or something. Its another kind of anthropological earthly creature. I really dont understand the historic fascination with it, sure its interesting but the mythological aspect is too much.
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03-22-2014 , 03:09 AM
Alright nevermind after looking at this picture I must say the creature (if real) is rather monstrous/menacing.

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03-22-2014 , 06:06 AM
OP has never seen an Afghan chick not wearing her ninja outfit. Except for that night.
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03-23-2014 , 03:20 AM
i've always been a big fan of this gif


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03-23-2014 , 04:08 AM
Could that be a guy in a costume? Judging from the looks of the face when it turns and looks at the camera I would say not likely.
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