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View Poll Results: Who is Tiger's hottest mistress?

Rachel Uchitel

130 32.91%

Jamiee Grubbs

47 11.90%

Kalika Moquin

28 7.09%

Jamie Jungers

130 32.91%

Mindy Lawton

8 2.03%

Cori Rist

9 2.28%

Holly Sampson

125 31.65%

Joslyn James

38 9.62%

Loredana Jolie

30 7.59%

Julie Postle

80 20.25%

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12-16-2009 , 09:15 PM

#126

Lottery Larry

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Originally Posted by T-Bagger Vance

Hallmark pussy-ass **** like this shows exactly why sperm count is dropping at the rate it is. You Sir are a softcock of the highest order.

When I start getting complaints, I'll be sure to let you know.

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12-16-2009 , 09:18 PM

#127

suzzer99

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Originally Posted by snagglepuss

fwiw friends g/fs who have done cocktail/hosting in vegas have said they dealt with tiger in the clubs and he would grab them and both just pick them all up and have them pick up all other women for him. one saying he was a creepy jackoff

Please restate bolded part in less confusing fashion. Not sure what mean.

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12-16-2009 , 09:20 PM

#128

suzzer99

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Originally Posted by Dominic

HU4ROLLZ on number of women slept with?

Dude. Not fair. But absolutely hilarious.

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12-16-2009 , 09:51 PM

#129

prohornblower

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Originally Posted by T-Bagger Vance

lol, you people are pathetic. I'm not getting drawn into a prolonged argument with people as thoroughly dull as you; suffice to say that I am better-qualified to talk about the subject matter than >90% of 2p2'ers. I know what the facts are, dishonourable or seedy as they may be to all you fine, upstanding 'men'.

Toodles for now.

500 posts in 1 month.
From London.
Spells "Dishonourable" with a U (See: London).
Is named "T-Bagger".
Posts horribly.

Do you have any redeeming qualities?

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12-16-2009 , 11:27 PM

#130

Lottery Larry

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

Dude. Not fair. But absolutely hilarious.

SHHHHHH!!! Dammit, suzzer, he might have taken the bet!

idiot- you should know to keep quiet!

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12-17-2009 , 12:52 AM

#131

suzzer99

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Yeah he was going to bet his roll any minute. Also highly provable bet on both sides. Hard to see any complications arising.

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12-17-2009 , 12:54 AM

#132

SharkTank43

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http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_u...ient=mv-google

Pretty hilarious video imo...but then, I'm easily amused

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12-17-2009 , 01:05 AM

#133

2005

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Originally Posted by snagglepuss

how many women lifetime has tiger ****ed?

>200

Closer line would be o/u 125 this year

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12-17-2009 , 10:38 AM

#134

pvn

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Originally Posted by Dominic

HU4ROLLZ on number of women slept with?

How do you think you would stack up against tiger?

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12-17-2009 , 10:40 AM

#135

Max H

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Originally Posted by snagglepuss

how many women lifetime has tiger ****ed?

>200

This seems conservative. 16 per year just since joining the Tour would put him over 200.

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12-17-2009 , 10:43 AM

#136

JasonInDallas

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Originally Posted by T-Bagger Vance

suffice to say that I am better-qualified to talk about the subject matter than >90% of 2p2'ers. I know what the facts are, dishonourable or seedy as they may be to all you fine, upstanding 'men'

please elaborate or, well, you know

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12-17-2009 , 03:25 PM

#137

George Jackson

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Originally Posted by suzzer99

I believe this is the generally accepted answer and will fight anyone who tries to say otherwise:

I saw other pictures of her, and she is hotter than I originally believed. I had never heard of Adriana Lima before. She is tall 5'10 which offsets the skinny. She is not too skinny though.

I guess if I was Marko Jarić, I would not want to play basketball anymore either. She obviously is not with him because he is a NBA player, because he sucks, lucky bastard.

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12-17-2009 , 03:35 PM

#138

A S U

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Originally Posted by Max H

This seems conservative. 16 per year just since joining the Tour would put him over 200.

Damn that's alot. I'm sure he's sexin the same girls some % of the time. I doubt he's been sleeping with that many different women. I also don't think he's been banging away for that long. By the look of those texts he's pretty inexperienced and self conscious. I'll bet the number is like <100

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12-17-2009 , 03:43 PM

#139

jws43yale

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Originally Posted by A S U

Yeah current story is that his Dad was his moral compass and once he passed away and Tiger started hanging out with Barkley and Jordan more he started to get in on this action. So is may have only been the last 2-3 years that he is up to this.

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12-17-2009 , 03:50 PM

#140

ThePureNuts

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In the collage they all look pretty terrible but in the individual pics some of them look pretty hot

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12-17-2009 , 03:52 PM

#141

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Originally Posted by jws43yale

Yeah current story is that his Dad was his moral compass and once he passed away and Tiger started hanging out with Barkley and Jordan more he started to get in on this action. So is may have only been the last 2-3 years that he is up to this.

oh man just when i thought chuck couldn't get any more awesome

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12-17-2009 , 04:05 PM

#142

Sly Caveat

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New poll for best post of the thread:

1- "To be fair, this was satire and not attributable to the good Reverend."
2- "I am roughly 300% the age of the child in the picture."
3- "The marriage is over, mark my words."

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12-17-2009 , 06:39 PM

#143

Howard Beale

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Gru.nch:

Has anybody pointed out yet that Tiger's a world traveler and that we should expect some European and Asian mistresses any minute?

What should the over /under be?

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12-17-2009 , 08:24 PM

#144

Dominic

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Originally Posted by pvn

How do you think you would stack up against tiger?

lol...quantity? Pretty well. But I'm sure he's got me in quality. Although, by looking at the skanks in this thread, maybe not.

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12-17-2009 , 08:59 PM

#145

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Tiger didn't need HGH to beat those other golfers. Tiger needed HGH to perform for all those women.

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12-17-2009 , 09:59 PM

#146

bones

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Originally Posted by A S U

You really think he's banged <100, but we know names and some details about 15 or so?

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12-17-2009 , 10:04 PM

#147

illiniKB

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Originally Posted by jws43yale

considering he was cheating on his wife well before his father died and earl was a known adulterer as well this is unlikely.

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12-17-2009 , 11:42 PM

#148

Jiggymike

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I voted but all the girls are pretty gross imo. Even if it's not about hotness, he could hae found more attractive women to boink.

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12-18-2009 , 08:52 AM

#149

Monarchy113

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Originally Posted by prohornblower

You don't know Adriana Lima?? lol. I get that you're black and stuff so she's like an automatic 4/10 because she's not fat but you do realize gaining weight is something that can be fixed, right?

She could be fat in 6 months. But fat women can't get that face and body in 6 months. Adriana Lima is a goddess.

Shes pretty but a tad too skinny. To each his own.

Needless to say, not all blk guys date fat women, but some def do and consider them "thick" :/ Not sure its much worse than dating some flat ass, fake boobed, bleached hair, fake tan, lip collagen sloot who has 21367673863 look alikes.

flip a coin who cares.

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12-18-2009 , 05:34 PM

#150

private joker

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They said on WWTDD that Tiger's been playing golf at night to relax himself. I heard he played a full round in Florida the other day and shot 3-under par. I suppose we shouldn't be surprised that Tiger feels better after a 69.

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