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View Poll Results: Who is Tiger's hottest mistress?
Rachel Uchitel
130 32.91%
Jamiee Grubbs
47 11.90%
Kalika Moquin
28 7.09%
Jamie Jungers
130 32.91%
Mindy Lawton
8 2.03%
Cori Rist
9 2.28%
Holly Sampson
125 31.65%
Joslyn James
38 9.62%
Loredana Jolie
30 7.59%
Julie Postle
80 20.25%

12-15-2009 , 05:20 PM


Pick as many as you'd like...Feel free to include more pictures. It's hard to find pics for some of the girls.

Rachel Uchitel:


Jamiee Grubbs:


Kalika Moquin:


Jamie Jungers:


Mindy Lawton:


Cori Rist:


Holly Sampson:


Joslyn James:


Loredana Jolie:


Julie Postle:
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12-15-2009 , 05:27 PM
I guess it's safe to say he likes white girls
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12-15-2009 , 05:28 PM
he also likes girls starting with J. 4/10

he also likes porn stars.
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12-15-2009 , 05:31 PM
The ugliest one (MIndy) is a regular at my GF's bar, so I voted for her.
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12-15-2009 , 05:37 PM
Jungers is just so damn cute, but Uchitel is in another league.
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12-15-2009 , 05:42 PM
jungers looks really good in the pic. she was on the view i think, and looked terrible. definitely doable, but i was wondering why tiger would have cheated on his wife for her. if i hadn't seen her appearance there i would definitely be voting for her based on her pic here.
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12-15-2009 , 05:43 PM
Mindy Lawton...wow...he must have been wasted
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12-15-2009 , 05:45 PM
Tiger Woods Mistress #4 Jamie Jungers reportedly threw a hissy fit before her interview with original The View moderator Meredith Vieira on The Today Show. After Jamie Jungers' Today Show interview, 4th hours host Kathie Lee Gifford went off on Jungers for her treatment of The Today Show staff.

“I often don’t tell tales out of school, but whatever,” Gifford said on-air. “It took three people to get Jamie dressed, and she was very rude to the makeup artists and ended up doing her own makeup. I’m sorry, this is a woman who needs to learn some manners.”

Jamie Jungers, who appeared signficantly heavier than she did in her now famous modeling shots for websites like TrashyGirls.com, Jamie Jungers told Meredith Vieira that Tiger Woods "definitely has issues". She also declared that she received no money from Tiger Woods and "never even got a birthday card" from the golf pro Casanova.
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12-15-2009 , 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by guids
Mindy Lawton...wow...he must have been wasted
She's the Perkins waitress, which stilly cracks me up. This story really is the gift that keeps on giving.
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12-15-2009 , 05:49 PM
Uchitel and Postle FTW by a lot, although Grubbs is top quality
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12-15-2009 , 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by bigscore
I guess it's safe to say he likes white girls
Yes, which has pissed off Al Sharpton:

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative effect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”
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12-15-2009 , 06:14 PM
His wife is hotter than all of these skanks. I vote for her.
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12-15-2009 , 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by SackUp
Yes, which has pissed off Al Sharpton:

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative effect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”
To be fair, this was satire and not attributable to the good Reverend.
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12-15-2009 , 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by labamba
His wife is hotter than all of these skanks. I vote for her.
I hear this quite a bit especially from women. They are always incredulous that a guy hooks up with strange that is not as attractive as the wife or girlfriend.

A cheating target's attractiveness rarely is the primary motivating factor. Just the fact that it is new is sufficient.
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12-15-2009 , 06:23 PM
i thought about including his wife in the poll, but it's about mistresses
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12-15-2009 , 06:31 PM
Some of these women are genuinely un-****able, and I really hope they have detachable limbs or something, because this guy was wagering hundreds of millions of dollars on not getting busted.

I am not exaggerating when I say that based on overaall aesthetic value, three of those women would have to pay me to have sex with them, and most of the others are just pure virus factories.

That Sharpton thing was great, by the way.

And yes--I would rather have a nice lunch with his gorgeous wife than dump any residue into those oysterbuckets.

ESPECIALLY IF SHE HAD HAD MY FREAKING KIDS.

Goddamn it people are stupid.

Michael Irvin...Motel 6.
Tiger Woods...Motel'ed 9.
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12-15-2009 , 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Max H
I hear this quite a bit especially from women. They are always incredulous that a guy hooks up with strange that is not as attractive as the wife or girlfriend.

A cheating target's attractiveness rarely is the primary motivating factor. Just the fact that it is new is sufficient.
I dont care if some guy i dont even know is cheating.
But i do find his wife hotter than these girls, therefore my vote!
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12-15-2009 , 06:40 PM
Sampson is my #1, Jungers is #2. I don't see the appeal of Uchitel to be honest.
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12-15-2009 , 06:41 PM
I think Jamie Jungers looks pretty good
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12-15-2009 , 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Max H
I hear this quite a bit especially from women. They are always incredulous that a guy hooks up with strange that is not as attractive as the wife or girlfriend.

A cheating target's attractiveness rarely is the primary motivating factor. Just the fact that it is new is sufficient.
It's all about diminishing marginal value.
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12-15-2009 , 06:42 PM
I didn't want to but I went Uchitel. +1 to whoever said Elin is hotter than the chicks who have come out so far.

Funny story, apparently Holly Sampson was on the Wonder Years back in the day. Played a chick Kevin hooked up with over the summer or something.
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12-15-2009 , 06:47 PM
obv
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12-15-2009 , 06:48 PM
the 4 that have the most votes. its no coincidence

and do people really ******* care as to what Jesse jackson or al sharpton has to say ?
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12-15-2009 , 06:55 PM
jungers:



not so hot
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12-15-2009 , 06:58 PM
Jamie Jungers and Julie Postle. Also the few of the pretty ones who are not taken by a pro photographer

EDIT: after seeing post above me, just Julie Postle which was my original poll vote. Go instincts
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