I had no idea anyone sat while wiping. Wow. Also, I don't squat while I'm standing, I just stand and wipe. I don't understand why this is so incredible.

really, this thread again?

How do blind people know that moist toilet paper is better than dry? Should I start a new thread?

There should be a "who has skid marks" poll to determine which method is better.

Then again, I'm sure that there are lazy people in both camps who don't know how to wipe an ass.

It's pretty much impossible for me to wipe sitting down unless I basically stand up anyhow and hover, which is kind of what I end up doing because a full stand will indeed suck some remnants up out of reach.

It's not whether you're on the toilet or not - it's whether you know how to eradicate the filth effectively or not.

This thread reminded me I've always wanted to try baby wipes, or some kind of adult version

I even went so far as to try a box of them as a result of a previous thread. Ultimately useless for me. If you **** out some kind of paste i can see it might be useful though.

this^^^^

and this^^^^

And even if you're worried about putting you hand in the toilet, do we now need to start a thread about people who actually don't wash their freakin' hands after going #2?

While there will (surprisingly, to me) be examples that contradict this, I would assume that the majority of people who stand up to wipe are doing it because of a weight or other physiological issue that prevents them from being able to do the oh so difficult motion of leaning to the side and reaching their bum.

Maybe they wash themselves with a rag on a stick.

lol, no surprise at all that taso stands...

Good point. I would get on that if I were you.

I was thinking a combo, using regular tp first then the wipes

what brand of jeans are those?

This is correct.

It's very difficult to get properly clean in this day and age, even with wet wipes (and FWIW, you obviously go dry, then wet, then dry). Unless you're eating all brown rice and beans and veggies (vegetarians often do not have to wipe at all), it's a ****ing mess down there and you need to shower before you're really clean. Howard Stern has spoken of this, so let it be known.

The real question is, who squats on top of the bowl to crap? Meaning pants completely off, feet on the seat and you're squatting. A lot of you fat ****s won't be able to do this, but try it if you can. It's the correct position you're supposed to be in. Sitting is unnatural and ****s with your bowels.

Congratulations, you got levelled.

I don't know, I don't wear them.

OH
MY
GOD

OOT ****ting threads never cease to amaze.

Yeah this definitely isn't true.

If I crap in the morning before I leave (after shower) than I absolutely jump back into shower after wiping to get freshened up.

Sitting seriously. Standing is for taking a **** in the woods or ****ting in a public toilet. I've tried both and to me it's most definitely sitting.

standing ftw...and yes it's less effort because u have to stand up at some point anyway, so standing isn't more effort than tilting your body 30 degrees

but i also don't pull my pants down to urinate and i face away from the shower when rinsing my hair, so i guess i'm not one of the cool OOT kids

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defecation_posture

lolol

This would have sound like lunacy to me prior to my latest trip, but I had to use toilets that force you to do this (just a hole in the ground w/ places for feet). It really does make ****ting more efficient.