How lazy can people be? You sit when you wipe your ass? WTF? And btw, "tilting 30 degrees" requires far more technique and energy THAN JUST FRIGGIN' STANDING (with a slight tilt).
I can't believe I replied to this thread by the way and put thought into it.
Always been a stander, always. I really don't like the idea of reaching into the bowl where I've just deposited my crud.
I've heard mixed stories about how the sitting people do it though. Ranging from reaching between the legs to wipe, or attacking from the side or the diagonal 'tilt' to create an angle.
I love how indignant the standers can be. The fact you have heard stories about people reaching into the bowl and possibly touching their filth is silly. You need to find new people to hear stories from. Also, who the hell wipes between their legs sitting down? Is that so you can clean out your vag, too? Remember, front to back!
Listen,
when I was a blonde curly headed toddler like the the kid from "honey i blew up the baby" and ate chicken nuggets and buttered pasta every ****ing day I would stand up and whipe my butt. now that im a grown up human, I sit down and wipe. you thinkg your ****ing dad stands up and wipes his ass? NO. standing wipers are teh biggest babies I have ever met. drink apple juice from your bottles you standing babies!
If you stand and whipe you might as well be taking a bath with a bucket of toys, grabbing two action figures in opposite hands and clap them into eachother and make a loud explosion noise with your mouth while swirrling around in teh tub flooding the entire bathroom, then running aroudn the house butt naked while your mom chases you with a towel
If you stand and whipe you might as well be taking a bath with a bucket of toys, grabbing two action figures in opposite hands and clap them into eachother and make a loud explosion noise with your mouth while swirrling around in teh tub flooding the entire bathroom, then running aroudn the house butt naked while your mom chases you with a towel
In any of these ass-wiping threads, it should be stated as a helpful public announcement that moist toilet paper is worth the money. To test it, wipe your ass raw with dry toilet paper then do one wipe with moist toilet paper. Then look at the moist paper (assuming you are not blind). You will then see the clear point I am making.
Maybe sitting is easier for non fat people? Seriously I've never even been concerned about putting my hand in the bowl, just lean forward a little.
It blows my mind that this poll is almost even. I cant even imagine standing. The more you move before you clean that **** up the bigger mess you can make.