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Standing
289 40.59%
Sitting
423 59.41%

08-04-2009 , 10:52 AM
nintendere, you don't go between the legs like a woman.
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08-04-2009 , 10:52 AM
How lazy can people be? You sit when you wipe your ass? WTF? And btw, "tilting 30 degrees" requires far more technique and energy THAN JUST FRIGGIN' STANDING (with a slight tilt).

I can't believe I replied to this thread by the way and put thought into it.
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08-04-2009 , 10:54 AM
Always been a stander, always. I really don't like the idea of reaching into the bowl where I've just deposited my crud.

I've heard mixed stories about how the sitting people do it though. Ranging from reaching between the legs to wipe, or attacking from the side or the diagonal 'tilt' to create an angle.
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08-04-2009 , 11:00 AM
Wow definitely not between your legs. Wtf. Is the whole world like this?

Lift one cheek off, wipe from the side.

Edit: Reaching into the bowl? This thread has me on life tilt
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08-04-2009 , 11:01 AM


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08-04-2009 , 11:25 AM
I love how indignant the standers can be. The fact you have heard stories about people reaching into the bowl and possibly touching their filth is silly. You need to find new people to hear stories from. Also, who the hell wipes between their legs sitting down? Is that so you can clean out your vag, too? Remember, front to back!
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08-04-2009 , 11:31 AM
Former standeruper, now I sit because my hot neighbors can see right into our window and I don't want them to think I'm so weirdo.
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08-04-2009 , 11:42 AM
Listen,
when I was a blonde curly headed toddler like the the kid from "honey i blew up the baby" and ate chicken nuggets and buttered pasta every ****ing day I would stand up and whipe my butt. now that im a grown up human, I sit down and wipe. you thinkg your ****ing dad stands up and wipes his ass? NO. standing wipers are teh biggest babies I have ever met. drink apple juice from your bottles you standing babies!
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08-04-2009 , 11:50 AM
ahhh I misclicked on the poll and will now forever be associated with mouth breathing standers
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08-04-2009 , 11:55 AM
I am currently reading this thread on my phone while on the toilet at work. I am a stander. going to try sitting. will report back in a few minutes.
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08-04-2009 , 11:59 AM
You forgot about lying on your back with your legs sticking up, like a baby.
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08-04-2009 , 12:00 PM
hm.. there doesn't seem to be much of a difference. I might try sitting for a while to mix it up
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08-04-2009 , 12:04 PM
I just hop in the shower when Im done and let nature take its course
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08-04-2009 , 12:05 PM
If you stand and whipe you might as well be taking a bath with a bucket of toys, grabbing two action figures in opposite hands and clap them into eachother and make a loud explosion noise with your mouth while swirrling around in teh tub flooding the entire bathroom, then running aroudn the house butt naked while your mom chases you with a towel
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08-04-2009 , 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by nintendere

The grey stuff is the toilet paper ldo.

lol'd
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08-04-2009 , 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Princeandrew
If you stand and whipe you might as well be taking a bath with a bucket of toys, grabbing two action figures in opposite hands and clap them into eachother and make a loud explosion noise with your mouth while swirrling around in teh tub flooding the entire bathroom, then running aroudn the house butt naked while your mom chases you with a towel
haha
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08-04-2009 , 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Neko
ahhh I misclicked on the poll and will now forever be associated with mouth breathing standers
I did too. I fear the consequences of my actions.
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08-04-2009 , 12:21 PM
I must be the only one who has hired someone to do this for me.
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08-04-2009 , 12:21 PM
In any of these ass-wiping threads, it should be stated as a helpful public announcement that moist toilet paper is worth the money. To test it, wipe your ass raw with dry toilet paper then do one wipe with moist toilet paper. Then look at the moist paper (assuming you are not blind). You will then see the clear point I am making.
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08-04-2009 , 12:36 PM
Maybe sitting is easier for non fat people? Seriously I've never even been concerned about putting my hand in the bowl, just lean forward a little.

It blows my mind that this poll is almost even. I cant even imagine standing. The more you move before you clean that **** up the bigger mess you can make.
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08-04-2009 , 12:42 PM
stander. i've also recently discovered that two of my good friends are standers. we're starting a club.
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08-04-2009 , 12:48 PM
I think it's a weigth issue.
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08-04-2009 , 12:48 PM
This thread always devolves into a gong show and then someone brings up using baby wipes and the thread asplodes anew
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08-04-2009 , 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Taso
stander. i've also recently discovered that two of my good friends are standers. we're starting a club.
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Originally Posted by potatoesareawesome
I think it's a weigth issue.
fwiw my two friends who also do this are v athletic/in good shape
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08-04-2009 , 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by fraserbrown
This thread always devolves into a gong show and then someone brings up using baby wipes and the thread asplodes anew
Not baby wipes, but moist toilets. There is a difference in flushability I would assume.
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