I'm now ready to answer all questions relating to OOT and life in general.

I have alot of answers and not enough questions. I am ready to share this knowledge with you all.

Where the hell have you been?!?!

how many scoville units do you have?

Would you believe me if I told you there were even more beedogs?

who the f are you and what's so special about you.

Epic stories?

Extensive knowledge?

no offense, but i'd ban someone from this site for life for even asking these questions.

do you remember when you paid me $30 to find you an mp3?


do you use itunes to purchase your music now?

any new artwork to share with us?

what have you been up to these past days?

Where the hell have you been?!?!

- Wherever you go, there you are. I would say wherever I am, there I am. Or there I was, since you wanted to know where I've been. I've been there, and I was there. Now I'm here.

how many scoville units do you have?

- 420 000 000

Would you believe me if I told you there were even more beedogs?

- For many years this was a fact I didn't believe, or more i chose to ignore this question, it's just unthinkable that there might be more beedogs out there. But seeing as this question comes from the foremost expert on beedogs, so today, this very moment, I will believe you.

who the f are you and what's so special about you.

- I'm nothing more then a man from Sweden

Epic stories?

- Everyone have epic stories, what we need is epic questions abd subsequently epic answers.

Extensive knowledge?

- Right now I have extensive knowledge of breeding virtual cats in second life.

do you remember when you paid me $30 to find you an mp3?

- I don't remember that, but clearly it must have been an mp3 I really wanted. Do you remember what mp3 it was?

do you use itunes to purchase your music now?

- I tapped out my music budget after that $30 mp3 from you. I am now sucking the life blood out of the struggling artist by pirating the little music I download.

any new artwork to share with us?

Actually, the last thing I did was painting three clay ducks, I have no images to show at this time.

what have you been up to these past days?

These past days, let's see, today I played a fair amount of counterstrike while smoking weed. Yesterday I watched alot of Stargate SG-1 episodes. The day before that I mainly relaxed and chilled out. The day before that there was a small midsummer celebration, eating meatballs, salmon and potatoes.


Excellent start to this thread. I am ready to answer more questions.

tl,dr

Do you still correspond with anyone from RGP?

op,

you suck

Have you ever had sexual thoughts about Ron Burgundy?

Will you create a haiku for us, just for old time's sake?

unfunny swede
go **** some beedogs
drift in the snow

If you are Swedish, does this mean you were eating what USAians would call 'Swedish meatballs"?

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/a...ipe/index.html

Or some other kind?

have you ever heard of the quote feature?

What makes the F spicy?

Last night I dined at the Seattle based Cheesecake factory and let me tell you although the food was great the altercation with my girlfriend that followed it was not. Basically we took some of my order home because the portion was rather large and didn't fit with my eating in moderation philosophy. I then gave the food to a group of sleeping homeless guys on the street on the walk back to the hotel. She paid for dinner and immediately took offense to my gesture, claiming that she bought the food for me. I was so confused as to how someone could be against giving food to people sleeping on the street that I couldn't let the issue go, which just made things worse. How should I have handled this situation? Apologize? I can see her point of view, but that doesn't make it any less ridiculous to me.

Do you still correspond with anyone from RGP?

- I do not, I wish I did. I actually tried to track down Larry Phillips the other day, the author or Zen and the art of poker. Had some good email conversations with him back then. If anyone have a valid email for him, PM me please!

Have you ever had sexual thoughts about Ron Burgundy?

- Yes, the o in Ron looks so inviting.

Will you create a haiku for us, just for old time's sake?

- No, not really
There would be no point
In doing that

**** that probarbly isnt a haiku, it's been a long time since my poetry days!


If you are Swedish, does this mean you were eating what USAians would call 'Swedish meatballs"?

- They were most definetly swedish! But not as elaborate like the recipe you posted.

- Yes. But hitting quote on every post is not efficient for me.

What makes the F spicy?

- SpicyF came from my 'Spice Girls' fan days. It was actually SpicyFrank from the start, but later got shortened somewhere because of nickname length restrictions.

- Now this is an excellent question! Here is what you should've done:

Clearly it's a real pickle when it comes to intricate dilemmas like these and one must factor in many variables before coming up with an answer. After having spent a good 6 minutes thinking about this the only conclusion/solution I came up with: Never take your girlfriend out for dinner on full moons or on her period. You have nothing to apologize for, you gave food to homeless people and that is a good thing. I would advice you to find a new girlfriend.

Spicy,

Rapini already asked my primary question regarding meatball style.

Have you been in danger lately?

Diablo,

My life has been very quiet and undangerous apart from a nasty trip and landing on concrete. I fell gracious as a bloated gazelle and just some small brusing from this near death experience.

I am now gonna go to bed and watch some Stargate SG-1 episodes and fall asleep. Looking forward to more pleasant questions to be answered tomorrow.

I haven't read the newsgroup in ages, but he just posted a few days ago.

Spicy,

Are you Swedish or are you some other ethnicity and just living in Sweden? You don't sound very Swedish though to be fair I don't really know any Swedish people.

Hi Landon!

Also hej Spicy!

need some more answers!

Pretty impressed that spicy actually answered a few questions before vanishing this time.