I'm told that in Spain, it is illegal to:
a) drive while wearing sandals
and
b) drive without high-vis jackets in the car

This reminds me of a funny story. I was working in Manhattan in the early 80's and was going to lunch. I walk past a car with out of state plates with all of the windows down. There was a ton of crap in the back seat. I stopped, walked back, opened the guys car door, rolled up all the guys windows and locked it up. Three seconds later a guy runs up to me screaming "What did you steal from my car!! Give it back!!" I then went off on him, called him a stupid ****, told him I locked his car up so he wouldn't get robbed. The guys girlfriend was mortified.

LOL Good Samaritanaments.