It is like some of you do not have the gift of sight.

Ron Burgundy's schtick is about as dated/awful as the movie from which his SN was derived

Judge, motion to have this page stricken from the record

You mean this Demi Lovato?

That isn't it. It's just that your contrarian shtick is predictable and so obviously contrived.

You go out of your way take the opposite position of the majority on virtually every issue. Everyone here knows it's more of an attention whore thing and rarely something you actually believe.

I suppose it fulfills something for you so keep on keeping on, I guess.

http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=cFDa25nTjB0

Loop 0:37-0:40 and repeat til end of time

1:03-1:07 <3 too

Looks like an Anorexic Jennifer Tilly with Downs syndrome.

As unreal hot as Upton is, it's really the dougie video that moves her into solid dime territory.

That sentence doesn't even make sense.

Two excellent points highlighted in green with the main argument in blue.

What bothers me most about all this is basically this;

Being born in '89, my whole adolescent life, '92 was the lowest acceptable birth year people my age could pursue. For some guys this meant dating or getting in bed, but in my case it meant that girls born in '92 were the youngest I could have a crush on and be too afraid to talk to ever. It was just the boundary. '93 was too young and even some people would say '92 is pushing it. This was how it was anywhere from like 2-4 years ago and again I'm only born in '89.

All of a sudden, there are like 30-40 year olds in this thread who think that she's the hottest girl in the world and are fapping all over her? I'm sorry but that creeps the **** out of me. She's almost too young for ME, and I'm half your age.

Yeah I named a bunch of '92 Disney girls, but seriously go look at Selena Gomez. She looks like a real woman. She dresses well, speaks like an intelligent adult, and most importantly, her bodily proportions are WOMANLY and adultlike. Then you look at Kate Upton. Ron summed it up perfectly with the "coat hanger + giant sandbags" description. Even Gizmo said that her stomach could tone up. Kate Upton's body looks like that of a pubescent girl. Not a grown adult. She doesn't say anything worthwhile, nor does it seem like she's capable of formulating worthwhile thoughts at all. And the fact that there are 30-40 year old dudes who are willing to sell their left testicle & kidney for a chance to sleep with this girl disturbs me to a whole new level.

Just one man's opinion, and admittedly it probably has something to do with the fact that no matter what I do in my life, a girl like Kate Upton will never be remotely interested in me in any manner at all, but I don't see what you guys see in her. Or if I do see it, then it's creepy as ****.

Also if having banged Kanye West isn't an automatic dealbeaker then I don't know what is.

You clearly don't understand just how fat Jennifer Tilly has become.

Pocket Trips,

Scroll up, my comment wasn't below yours. Yours was funny.

Lol @ the book that guy just wrote.
Kate Upton is seriously hot. Like really, really hot.

Has the body of a girl who is prepubescent. she is up and down and does not resemble a "grown" woman. Never mind the 12-year old cherub face.

:48 to :52 for me

My bad, glad someone understood what I was saying.

That pic of Selena is at least 15 months old.

IP Ban half the posters on this page for real

For OOTers who aren't familiar with Whitegoose's work in SE, any time you give a serious response to one of his posts it's a win to him. Just fyi.

Get this back on track, then.

WOW