Fat babies have no pride, tho.


(I won't stop using this reference until it's acknowledged. Didn't anyone listen to Lyle Lovett?)

Baby getting the haters mad itt.

Everybody realizes there's nothing a Mom can do to control the kid's weight at this age. (save maybe picking a father prone to consume knock-off Chinese HGH). Don't think anybody is judging pongo as a parent.

If you see pictures of him that aren't so close up he looks like every other baby.

If I was going to get in a cute off I wouldn't use cats- my best friend's kid/my fake nephew is the cutest baby alive ever. If I wasn't on my iPad I'd post pictures.

Meh. Cuteness of babies really doesn't vary too much. There's the vast majority that are cute, and there's really only a spike upward for particular ones based on one's own personal relationship to them.

(Then of course there's that poor small minority of ugly babies. Sucks to be them, but at least lots of ugly kids seem to age into fine-looking adults.)

I kind of feel bad about how cute my baby is. Sometimes when I take him to the park other moms will ignore their own offspring to make stupid faces at mine.

i think white babies are the ugliest for sure. lots of them are ridiculous looking.

I see so much of this at Costco that it barely elicits a reaction. Now, going to small bills + change at the self-checkout (and, like today, letting your small child put the coins in the coin slot). Wow. Kill.

she even tried to adjust her parking job a few times and then just gave up because she couldnt figure it out. a guy saw me snap the pic and smiled at me.

I was going to try to mspaint the Mothra caterpillars onto Tike's arms, but it was just going to be too much trouble. It did lead me to the following youtube comment which, given how stupid they usually are, is some next-level comedy:

Public Service reminder to shred unused checks. I got an overdraft notification from BofA today. Someone found a check or checkbook of mine from 4 years ago I guess. The memo line says "car" so some idiot also decided to take a personal check for $2200. Being that the account is an old one it didn't have any money in it, so the check bounced.

BofA returned the money immediately, but aren't investigating. They just put a hold on the account for 5 days and advised me to close it.

I'm made whole (for now, if it was a whole book of checks who knows what will happen). But I feel bad for the guy who sold the car. I have his name (very common name though, tons of listings on FB). And the check didn't have phone number on it for him to be able to contact me. And BofA wouldn't give me a city/state where the check was deposited. Any ideas on what to do?

There are percentiles that baby's fall in as long as they level out over the first year or 2 , this is for height and weight.
For instance sophia was way off the chart tall (100 + percentile) which thus made her under weight (30th percentile) as the months went on she level out. Now she is is still tall (60th percentile) but her weight is right in line (50th percentile). (Shes 3 in 3 weeks)
Some babys are fat, some are tall, some have lots of hair, some have none, and others like half the mongoloids that post in oot should of been aborted with a coat hanger in a alley.

Obligatory sophia pic's

First day of new daycare/school



With Sister in laws new Puppy

Getting a Pedicure with mom

unless there is some special way for categorizing babies that I wont find out until I have one, there is no 100+ percentile and being in the 99th is the statistical definition of being out of the ordinary.

You don't have children so you don't understand.