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Old 07-09-2017, 11:19 PM   #201
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Re: ***Julying Piece of Crap LC Thread***

I bet siracha mayo would be good on a pork chop sandwich.
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Old 07-10-2017, 12:23 AM   #202
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Proper uses for mayo:

1) light coat on the bread of a chicken sandwich or BLT

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I'm not easily spooked, but mayo on a hotdog? No thanks, I don't want you to drain your ball bag onto my ground up lips, *******s, and hooves.
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Old 07-10-2017, 01:59 AM   #203
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Proper uses for mayo:

1) light coat on the bread of a chicken sandwich or BLT

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I'm not easily spooked, but mayo on a hotdog? No thanks, I don't want you to drain your ball bag onto my ground up lips, *******s, and hooves.
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Old 07-10-2017, 08:58 AM   #204
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seconded. have to add mixed in with a can of tuna fish to the list of acceptable uses for mayo.
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Old 07-10-2017, 10:14 AM   #205
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Turkey sandwich demands mayo
Mayo plus horseradish for roast beef

Hot dog: Mustard, chili or gtfo
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Old 07-10-2017, 11:38 AM   #206
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Mayo plus horseradish for roast beef

Jesus, no. Use sour cream.
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Old 07-10-2017, 11:39 AM   #207
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Mayo with some smashed up roasted garlic and a little dijon mustard mixed in makes an excellent spread for brisket sandwiches.
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Old 07-10-2017, 11:46 AM   #208
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All of the above may very well be true, but for the love of God can we keep it off hot dogs and french fries?
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Old 07-10-2017, 11:54 AM   #209
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Jesus, no. Use sour cream.
I meant sandwiches of course.
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Old 07-10-2017, 12:01 PM   #210
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had some mayo in my burrito this morning. dont recomend
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Old 07-10-2017, 12:31 PM   #211
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Mayo is legit also for artichokes.

Hot dogs require bacon, onions, mustard, chili, and/or cheese. Relish is barely acceptable. Mayo never, not within the confines of USA#1.

LOLeuros can do what they want, but beef in Europa does never tastes quite right anyway.
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Old 07-10-2017, 12:45 PM   #212
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Fries with garlic mayo is good tho
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Old 07-10-2017, 01:29 PM   #213
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Garlic improves almost everything but we are going to have to agree to disagree about this one, Larry. Unless of course you're an LOLEuro in disguise!
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Old 07-10-2017, 01:38 PM   #214
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Howard,

That might be the lack of steroids. Or it's secretly horse.

One of those two.
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Old 07-10-2017, 01:41 PM   #215
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I have never in my life had mayo on a hot dog--to my knowledge. And there is a pretty damned good reason for that.

However, I am open to trying it if it is included in some exotic concoction of toppings.

And I am about to have a healthy portion of mayo on a couple of bacon and tomato sandwiches in just a few minutes. mmm good!
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Old 07-10-2017, 02:06 PM   #216
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Howard,

That might be the lack of steroids. Or it's secretly horse.

One of those two.
I went to college where Larry now lives. There was a roast beef sandwich place nearby that was so ridiculously good that I claimed they put very small amounts of cocaine in their sandwiches.

So you may be right about he horse point!
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Old 07-10-2017, 02:14 PM   #217
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Tom,

Mayo obv required for a BLT.

Mayo haters - opinion on that?
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Old 07-10-2017, 02:22 PM   #218
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All of the above may very well be true, but for the love of God can we keep it off hot dogs and french fries?
Absotively. I'll put it on a 'loney sammich, especially with onions mixed in. But not on hot dogs or french fries.
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Old 07-10-2017, 02:32 PM   #219
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I went to college where Larry now lives. There was a roast beef sandwich place nearby that was so ridiculously good that I claimed they put very small amounts of cocaine in their sandwiches.

So you may be right about he horse point!

Maybe Larry can do a TR if they're still open for business!
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Old 07-10-2017, 02:43 PM   #220
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Re: ***Julying Piece of Crap LC Thread***

Mayo is necessary for tartar sauce. Tartar sauce is amazing on fried food.
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Old 07-10-2017, 02:56 PM   #221
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Maybe Larry can do a TR if they're still open for business!
Riley's roast beef out in revere or nahant or somewhere north and east of Boston. I'm pretty sure they're still in business.
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Old 07-10-2017, 02:56 PM   #222
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Hell yes. I always get weird looks when I tell people tartar sauce is great on fries but then they try it and are fully on board.
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Old 07-10-2017, 04:35 PM   #223
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Hell yes. I always get weird looks when I tell people tartar sauce is great on fries but then they try it and are fully on board.
It's the gateway drug of egg emulsion based sauces.
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Old 07-10-2017, 04:38 PM   #224
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Mia,

Mix a little ketchup with that tartar sauce to take it to the next level!
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Old 07-10-2017, 04:53 PM   #225
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Guys, just put some ketchup on your fries and let it go at that. Please.
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