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I think the cliffs are basically this:

Villian gets bj from hooker for $60.
Villian gets the feels for this hooker.
She moves in with him.
She abuses him and does heroin.
She is now leaving and going to be staying at her dad's place.

07-22-2017 , 07:25 PM

#503

DodgerIrish

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Villain is conflicted.

07-22-2017 , 07:39 PM

#504

Tumaterminator

HOCKEY!

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A matchmaking thread might prevent similar futures.

07-22-2017 , 08:02 PM

#505

offTopic

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Quote:

Originally Posted by divides_by_zero

Yeah I'm confused as ****. Cliff notes anyone?

07-22-2017 , 08:17 PM

#506

divides_by_zero

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Wait this all started with a bj? Jesus christ. ****ing men.

07-22-2017 , 08:19 PM

#507

jmakin

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it started out with a bj how did it end up like this

it was only a bj
it was only a bj

07-22-2017 , 08:54 PM

#508

gregorio

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Cliffs:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Villian1

I went from married to a CPA to having a live in recovering heroin addict/ former prostitute (charges pending). This all happened over a 7-8 month time frame. Unreal. Clinic trips at 7am are fun. I think I stepped in **** but she really is a good person. Blah blah blah.

She lit his mattress on fire the other day but he might have deleted that post. Maybe she wasn't as former as he'd thought.

07-22-2017 , 09:51 PM

#509

DoctorZangief

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The fire was caused by friction if you know what I mean.

07-22-2017 , 10:11 PM

#510

miajag

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trying to imagine the quality of cooking and bjs a junkie with a ******ed child would have to provide for me to keep her around

nope, does not compute

07-22-2017 , 10:11 PM

#511

cs3

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Im still confused as **** about how he jumped from "married to a cpa" to "having a live in heroin addict/prostitute".
We need details!

07-22-2017 , 10:30 PM

#512

DodgerIrish

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Quote:

Originally Posted by miajag

trying to imagine the quality of cooking and bjs a junkie with a ******ed child would have to provide for me to keep her around

nope, does not compute

She put her best foot forward.

07-22-2017 , 10:34 PM

#513

divides_by_zero

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Cliffs:She lit his mattress on fire the other day but he might have deleted that post. Maybe she wasn't as former as he'd thought.

See when he first posted this I thought it was gonna end up being that the cpa became the drug addict prostitute.

07-22-2017 , 10:43 PM

#514

El Diablo

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Mia,

Wait, don't you guys both live in Baltimore?

07-22-2017 , 11:01 PM

#515

Rapini

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

She put her best foot forward.

07-22-2017 , 11:06 PM

#516

pig4bill

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Quote:

Originally Posted by miajag

trying to imagine the quality of cooking and bjs a junkie with a ******ed child would have to provide for me to keep her around

nope, does not compute

Think about it. She's a professional blower. Big difference between amateur and pro.

07-22-2017 , 11:24 PM

#517

cs3

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Plus he probably got a frequent buyer discount.

07-22-2017 , 11:26 PM

#518

LKJ

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"I know she was a working girl, but she liked you. You might've even been able to get a freebie, who knows." - Jim Carrey, The Cable Guy

07-23-2017 , 12:51 AM

#519

27offsuit

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jmakin

it started out with a bj how did it end up like this

it was only a bj
it was only a bj

I want to keep this going so so badly, but I just can't.

07-23-2017 , 02:59 AM

#520

Bighurt52235

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I just can't feel my face, this b**** is killing meeee

07-23-2017 , 03:00 AM

#521

Bighurt52235

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Now I'm falling asleep, and she's torching my bed

07-23-2017 , 09:17 AM

#522

Rei Ayanami

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Almost every thread is some sort of ******ed argument. The inevitability of it is pretty amusing. Someone will, without a doubt, spew a silly hot take, and another person will get upset and respond. It will find a way to happen. From a brief skim this has already happened at least three times in the hot mess that is the Chester thread. This dynamic is pretty well established by now, but since I started checking in on OOT/SE a lot less often, it started to seem pretty weird.

07-23-2017 , 09:24 AM

#523

DoctorZangief

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Ppl have shorter fuses for dumb things these days. Nobody thinks they're the dumb one these days.

But what the **** is up with the obsession with secret gayness? Is that a meme right now or just a weird pattern from human garbage?

Last edited by DoctorZangief; 07-23-2017 at 09:34 AM.