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So we were at a New Year's Eve party and this was just after that thing about the Olson Twins' bulimia came out. This girl was passed out on her boyfriend's lap on the couch, her face planted on his thigh. Half a dozen people were also in the room either drinking or making out or something. Suddenly the girl wakes up and pukes all over the boyfriend's lap and the sofa. He sits up real fast but (to his credit) didn't like scream or anything, just looked at his girlfriend. She was horrified of course, and the other people in the room just kind of pretended not to notice, and one girl ran into the kitchen to get some paper towels. The girl started crying and right then, my friend pipes up "Hey! Mary-Kate Olsen just called... she wants her eating disorder back!"
God I would have laughed so hard at this. I'm know I've bombed plenty of jokes before but can't remember any specific ones offhand. I'm usually the one guy inappropriately laughing really hard at a bombed joke when everyone else is like "wtf?"