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03-15-2015 , 03:53 AM
So you got out of the military and ended up flipping burgers for a living? What was your military occupation?
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03-15-2015 , 04:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Human Halo
Serious tho if you said that you were joining ISIS and attempted to do so, you would get 6-9 years in a UK prison.
I think OP is full of **** but I think he is saying he is going to fight isis not be a part of them. I mean just judging from the title of the thread
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03-15-2015 , 04:40 AM
i thought the shiite were kind of our besties but the sunni were the ones we hated.

this does not need to be said but i do not follow politics at all
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03-15-2015 , 04:47 AM
I totally misread the heading and thought you were going to fight with ISIS. Leaving now feeling strangely deflated. I have no terrorist thoughts or bonds with Islamic fundamentalist groups- just thought would make for an interesting thread. Well I wanted to bomb the roadrunner but I think that's a feeling shared by many regardless of which side they're on.
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03-15-2015 , 05:06 AM
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Originally Posted by ncboiler
I think OP is full of **** but I think he is saying he is going to fight isis not be a part of them. I mean just judging from the title of the thread
Yes I knew that already, I was just sayin.
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03-15-2015 , 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted by rugby
Do you look good in Orange?

Do you plan to learn the language?
I'm more of a jello red guy. I'm gonna learn some key phrases before I go, but the initial directives I was given when I looked into joining will embed me in the area "until ISIS is eliminated". Will have plenty of time to figure out the language.
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03-15-2015 , 05:49 AM
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Originally Posted by JimAfternoon
So are you basically a mercenary?

Or are you just volunteering?

I wonder what the legality of something like this is.
I guess I'm just a volunteer. There is no pay, just provided with food and shelter. And outfitted of course.

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Originally Posted by BluffMyNuts
Good luck brother, if there's a way to send comfort items I'd love to assist your efforts. Please PM if there's anyway I can help.
Thank you Bluff, I really appreciate that.

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Originally Posted by 70months
Good luck.
Thank you.

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Originally Posted by losing all2
Man I can relate to this. Desert Storm started when I was in boot camp, ended before I got through SOI.
Same with me, we were told we could be sent to Iraq immediately after SOI all through bootcamp. Wasn't slated for a deployment until over a year later, and had pulled out of Iraq at that point.

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Originally Posted by JimAfternoon
Who's bankrolling the Kurdish fighters, and are they also bankrolling The Lions of Rojava?
No idea, but the Vatican supports the Kurds now. Just saw it on my homepage a few hours ago.

I assume the Kurdish government in Rojava is funding the Lions.

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Originally Posted by Human Halo
Freedom Fred

Fred Elliot

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Lol, what.

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Originally Posted by El Kabong
If you were offered a role that didn't involve combat but would help the Kurds immensely, would you take it?
I don't know. I was hot **** at my job. My team or squad always won everything we did, I had a real knack for being able to perform and bringing individuals under my charge to the same level. Was the one of the few in my peer group to maintain a Squad for a large part of my enlistment (just in training).

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Originally Posted by too eazy
@OP

Last I checked the Peshmerga and various other Kurdish militias are still officially considered terrorist groups by the U.S.

Other major enemies of ISIS are also incredibly hostile to Americans in general (most particularly the Shia militia groups).

Do as you wish, but you should probably contact a lawyer and inquire what charges you could potentially face if you are lucky enough to return to the U.S. alive.

Although the Shia militias likely will be OK with an American trying to get at their current #1 enemy, the threat of being taken POW by them is pretty real.

They also have pretty badass war music.

I admire your resolve, and wish you the best of luck however it goes.

edit: since I take a small interest in this ridiculous civil war music, here is the anthem of your enemy:

ISIS Nasheed (with English subs)

Sunni Extremists don't believe in instruments or (significant) electronic modifications. Partially due to this the Shia militias tend to go a little ham with the autotune and drums. It's actually pretty unreal how big of an industry war music from the middle east is.
I'm really not too worried about it. With all of these guys catching media attention, talking about having been there, returned, and have no legal trouble AND are in the spotlight... Not too worried.

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Originally Posted by javi
So you got out of the military and ended up flipping burgers for a living? What was your military occupation?
I was infantry. Like I said, I get $930 every month. I wasn't in a career, just added an extra $700 to my monthly budget with a side job. I actually did security for a really shady part of my city over the summer, covered about a city block owned by slumlords. Stopped 2 guys mugging a group of females my first week on the job. Decided I was done with that, got a job on the airforce base near me at Charlie's Grilled Subs. Was eating 1000 calorie sandwiches for $5 everyday at lunch and using the airforce gym, was a pretty awesome time.

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Originally Posted by ncboiler
I think OP is full of **** but I think he is saying he is going to fight isis not be a part of them. I mean just judging from the title of the thread
I'm really not full of ****. Try being a combat vet and watching all this **** on the news and online. I have a guaranteed stream of money, all my limbs, and my youth. Zero reasons to not go.

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Originally Posted by KPowers
i thought the shiite were kind of our besties but the sunni were the ones we hated.

this does not need to be said but i do not follow politics at all
Sunnis and Shiites only differ in that when Muhammad died, one sect believes that his bloodline should be followed, and the other sect believes that Muhammad's highest cleric, or Imam, should be followed.

They have violence among themselves, but it's extremists, or jihadists, that are the enemy. The Koran really does say to "kill all non-believers". It's akin to Christian extremists not eating shellfish... Is that a terrible analogy?
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03-15-2015 , 05:51 AM
Does this remind anyone else of the thread where the OP said he was going to Mexico to capture a Cartel boss?
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03-15-2015 , 06:08 AM
I thought about going to fight ISIS too but then realised the new season of Game of Thrones is starting soon so I'll stay home and watch that.
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03-15-2015 , 06:22 AM
Any thoughts on getting a tattoo to mark your time fighting with the Kurds against ISIS?
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03-15-2015 , 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted by problemeliminator
Does this remind anyone else of the thread where the OP said he was going to Mexico to capture a Cartel boss?
That's pretty badass. **** the Cartel.


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Originally Posted by pissychips
I thought about going to fight ISIS too but then realised the new season of Game of Thrones is starting soon so I'll stay home and watch that.
You're really gonna stretch that season out huh

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Originally Posted by Rexx14
Any thoughts on getting a tattoo to mark your time fighting with the Kurds against ISIS?
I have zero tattoos, but maybe.
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03-15-2015 , 07:04 AM
Does life suck that much in America?
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03-15-2015 , 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by SuperUberBob
Does life suck that much in America?
Believe me. Believe the **** out of me. I would much rather sit on my ass, play video games, have fun, play music, **** girls.

Google "ISIS Selling Women and Children"
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03-15-2015 , 07:12 AM
After ISIS what tyranny will you take on next? I'd suggest trying to overthrow the government of Equatorial Guinea. They're really ****ty.
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03-15-2015 , 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted by problemeliminator
After ISIS what tyranny will you take on next? I'd suggest trying to overthrow the government of Equatorial Guinea. They're really ****ty.

**** man, don't tell me that. The plan after 1 or 2 or however many years I spend over there was to get married to this beautiful Greek girl, and go be homeless in Oahu, surfing every day with some of my marine buddies. Still working out the kinks.

If there's somewhere in the world I feel like I could help, I'll likely end up there. If you're not trolling me, I'll look into EG. Tbh, I wouldn't have known about anything going on there unless it showed up on my FB feed or on the TV when I'm out and about.
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03-15-2015 , 07:37 AM
I suggested them because it's much more managable (relatively speaking) than taking down the CHinese government or the taliban or something.
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03-15-2015 , 07:49 AM
One supervillian at a time. ISIS is pretty black and white. They're openly committing atrocities and taunting opposition.

Here is my gofundme guys, if anyone is willing to contribute I would greatly appreciate it.

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03-15-2015 , 08:47 AM
There it is.
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03-15-2015 , 08:50 AM
This is against the rules isn't it. Let me check T&C...
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03-15-2015 , 08:56 AM
Well I can't edit or delete it...
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03-15-2015 , 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by problemeliminator
Does this remind anyone else of the thread where the OP said he was going to Mexico to capture a Cartel boss?
I thought about the thread where some dude was gonna go all Chuck Norris in borabora to find Osama.
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03-15-2015 , 09:23 AM
I am just curious why you joined a poker forum to make this announcement?
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03-15-2015 , 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by ythelongface
I am just curious why you joined a poker forum to make this announcement?
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Originally Posted by elliott0311
Here is my gofundme guys, if anyone is willing to contribute I would greatly appreciate it.
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03-15-2015 , 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by elliott0311
Zero reasons to not go.
you'll get beheaded? don't do it.

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Originally Posted by elliott0311
The plan after 1 or 2 or however many years I spend over there was to get married to this beautiful Greek girl, and go be homeless in Oahu, surfing every day with some of my marine buddies. Still working out the kinks.
this is a much better plan
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03-15-2015 , 10:07 AM
Glad to see morons are self-selecting themselves out of the population in greater numbers, we need to cull the herd.
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